Sebastian's Kingdom

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

You don’t learn very good social skills when you grow up in a sewer

Are you suggesting “Cowabummer!” is not the right response here?

Probably the best Batman is getting from Raph

He’s doing his best!

its like ‘that’s rough buddy’ but for someone who still speaks in 80s lingo

Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video

Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon

the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent

Emilia Clarke behind the scenes of Dolce & Gabbana’s The Only One

Let’s review.

YEP.

NOPE.

Yuh huh.

Nuh uh.

Source

Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared.

10 Tyson Tweets

the fucking last one

Daddy vs baby dance-off. [source]

wholesome content

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

THIS IS SO ILL

I AM SCREAMING

Jeremy & Lin’s Twitters | April 11th, 2012, 10:59 am (EDT)

~via @t-caulfield on Twitter

This was one of my favorite moments from Still Open this week, thank you Jon

Y'all 💀

Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya & P!nk Perform ‘Lady Marmalade’ | MTV

The newer Female Rappers showing love to Lil’ Kim.

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

“Overuse of Healthcare” Like. How would that even work?

“Huh, this feels kind of . . . weird and “off” and not good, give my Universal Healthcare, I will go get it checked out. It MIGHT be nothing, but they MIGHT check it and find something like serious before it becomes deadly or disabling, instead of just hoping it’s nothing serious and ignoring it until I can’t ignore it anymore”

Oh wait, that’s how healthcare is SUPPOSED TO WORK.

HI, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL IS OWNED BY RUPERT MURDOCH, THAT PUSTULENT STAIN ON JOURNALISM WHO OWNS FOX NEWS AND ITS ILK AND ALL THE AWFUL ENGLISH TABLOIDS THAT WERE DOING PHONE HACKING ON CELEBRITIES AND FAMILIES OF VICTIMS A WHILE BACK

"I'm not sick but I'm going on vacation and I need a place to stay. Can I have a room at the hospital?"