~wow this is really shit!!!!!!~

things i still cant believe
  • the lighter was invented before the match
  • oxford university is older than the aztec empire
  • the national animal of scotland is a unicorn
  • ishida sui dedicated an entire chapter to touka and kaneki fucking
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Potash asked the Pens who their emergency backup goaltender should be. Just look at how delighted Sid is by the idea that it could be him!

oswald-the-mage  asked:

Can you make a master post for all of your travel times posts?

coming right up!

travel times in thedas masterpost

there are quite a few, so i suggest crtl + f / cmd + f to search the page for your destination!

by game

origins
awakening
inquisition

by character

duncan’s route to all the origins
cousland’s route to ostagar
hawke’s escape from lothering
sebastian’s journeys around the free marches
danarius’ route to kirkwallincludes two possible routes
hawke’s route to chateau haine
lavellan’s route to the conclave includes three possible routes
trevelyan’s route to the conclave
the inquisition’s route to skyhold
banished wardens’ route to weisshaupt

by route

adamant fortress to weisshaupt
amaranthine to denerim
amaranthine to the dragonbone wastes
antiva city to denerim
antiva city to val royeauxincludes two possible routes
cumberland to vyrantium
cumberland to ostwick
cumberland to seeker fortress (hunterhorns)
dalish camp (origins) to ostagar
dalish camp (origins) to mont-de-glace
denerim to dalish camp (origins)
denerim to haven
denerim to lothering
denerim to soldier’s peak
gherlen’s pass to kinloch hold
haven to skyholdafter ‘in your heart shall burn’
haven to val royeaux – new!!
highever to denerimincludes three possible routes
highever to haven
highever to ostagar
jader to haven
kinloch hold to amaranthine
kinloch hold to highever
kirkwall to amaranthine
kirkwall to chateau haine
kirkwall to cumberland
kirkwall to cumberland (alternate route)
kirkwall to highever
kirkwall to jader
kirkwall to ostwickincludes two possible routes
kirkwall to seeker fortress (hunterhorns)
kirkwall to starkhaven
lavellan clan camp to haven – includes three possible routes
lothering to dalish camp (origins)
lothering to kinloch hold
lothering to ostagar
lothering to redcliffe
minrathous to estwatch
minrathous to kirkwall – includes two possible routes
minrathous to vyrantium
nordbotten to weisshaupt
ostwick to halamshiralnew!!
ostwick to haven
ostwick to seeker fortress (hunterhorns)
redcliffe to gherlen’s pass
redcliffe to haven
redcliffe to honnleath
redcliffe to ostwick
redcliffe to west hill (storm coast) – new!!
seheron city to qunandar (par vollen)
skyhold to adamant fortress
skyhold to crestwood village
skyhold to cumberland
skyhold to dalish camp (inquisition)
skyhold to din’an hanin (emerald graves)
skyhold to estwatch – includes two possible routes
skyhold to fort connor (hinterlands)
skyhold to halamshiral
skyhold to hargrave keep (fallow mire)
skyhold to haven
skyhold to jader
skyhold to minrathousincludes three possible routes
skyhold to ostwick
skyhold to redcliffe village
skyhold to rock top ridge (hissing wastes)
skyhold to sahrnia (emprise du lion)
skyhold to solasan (forbidden oasis)
skyhold to south reach
skyhold to suledin keep (emprise du lion)
skyhold to the storm coast
skyhold to therinfal redoubt
skyhold to val royeux
skyhold to wycome
starkhaven to hercinia
starkhaven to kirkwall
starkhaven to markham
starkhaven to ostwick
starkhaven to tantervale
starkhaven to wycome
vigil’s keep to amaranthine
vigil’s keep to the black marsh
vigil’s keep to the knotwood hills
vigil’s keep to the wending wood
weisshaupt to val royeaux
wycome to denerim
wycome to estwatch
wycome to havenincludes three possible routes
wycome to jader
wycome to kirkwall

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:/ ugly. Just pls, like i always say… Never use bangtan achievements to put down other groups. Never put down other groups for any reason. Really baffled at these people saying BBMAs ain’t shit but they keep talking about it. Imagine hating something but it’s all you talk about. THAT’S SUCH A SAD EXISTENCE.

Also I’m pretty sure no one actually said the quoted phrase. It’s just that there A LOT of immature ARMYs who I wish would just shut the hell up. Sigh. Fandoms should be fun, it shouldn’t be like this.

please someone explain to me someone with the shitty sense of humor to find ‘meatbag’ hilarious managed to also be the best tactical mind of their generation, much less savior of the republic and sith lord.

do yall ever feel like some people are just so out of your league and i don’t mean like in a dating sense i mean like when you wanna be friends with someone but you’re just so terrified of them cause you’re like a giant heap of garbage compared to this person and when i say you i mean me and by this person i mean literally everyone who’s ever been nice to me

Pissed Off - Zach Dempsey

-NOT MY GIF-

Masterlist

Word Count: 1,023

Warnings: Swearing

Plot Summary: You end up accidentally pissing off the one and only Zach Dempsey. Now you have to make it up to him.

A/n: I know I’m doing pretty much all Zach Dempsey imagines right now but I love his character. Feel free to request an imagine for any of the characters listed on my Masterlist (:

“So how was Biology?” asked Hannah seemingly stepping out of nowhere.

“I’d say hell on earth, everyone’s failing apart from Dempsey” you said as the two of you walked off towards the lunch hall.

“Zach doesn’t he play basketball?” asked Hannah looking at you with a confused expression.

“Yeah and just because he’s acing the class miss is expecting everyone else to, why can’t the guy stick to being a dumb jock and make everyone’s lives easier” you laughed and Hannah giggled.

Suddenly someone pushed past you crashing into your shoulder with force before storming off down the hallway. You were too concerned about your shoulder and not dropping the stack of books you were holding to realise who it was.

“Oh god I think he heard you” said Hannah as you looked up just in time to see the one and only Zach Dempsey storm off around the corner.

“What’s he going to do anyway” you said pissed glaring at the corner and rubbing your shoulder.

“Well considering he’s six two and built like a brick shit house, not to mention he’s one of the most popular guys in the school I would say there are a fair few things that he could do to make your life hell” she said taking some of your books from you in an attempt to help.

“Oh god” you said looking at Hannah who had a sympathetic expression on her face.

“Yeah” she said rising her eyebrows.

The two of you sat down on one of the empty tables in the food hall, Hannah placing your books down next to you as you rubbed your shoulder. You got your lunch out of your bag picked up your sandwich and as you were about to take a bite you looked over to Zach’s table. He was smiling then as his eyes met yours his smile faded and turned into more of a pissed off look before he looked away from you and back to his friend.

“Oh, you have really pissed him off” said Hannah as you looked at her; she had turned her head into the direction of Zach and had seen what had happened.

“Great” you said putting your sandwich down suddenly not feeling hungry.

“If you don’t fix this then he has the power to destroy you” she said turning back to face you with as serious expression on her face.

“What do you mean fix this, there’s no fixing this! No one messes with a Jock without their life being ruined, you just wait today its dirty looks tomorrow it will be slime in my locker” you said crossing your arms.

“Slime?” She said a smile creeping onto her face.

You couldn’t help but smile.

“It was the first thing that popped into my head ok” you said trying to keep your angry face but failing as Hannah starting laughing.

“Ok, ok but on a serious note we can’t let that happen all you have to do is go up and apologise for what you said” said Hannah trying to put on the most serious face she had.

“Yeah because marching over there right now is a really good idea” you said shaking your head. “I’m just going to have to move to Antarctica and live with the penguins” finished

“There aren’t any Penguins in Antarctica” laughed Hannah. “Wow you really are shit at biology” she said shaking her head laughing.

“Oh well then I will go find Santa” you said “Become an elf or something.”

“Look just catch up with him after baseball practice today, he usually practices alone in sports hall so apologise then” she said as the bell rang and the two of you stood up to go to your form rooms.

“Yeah and if he doesn’t murder me then I will go and get my feet fitted for little green pointy boots and find some stripy tights” you said with a laugh as you waved goodbye to Hannah as the two of you headed in different directions to your form rooms.

You spent the next hour of History thinking about what the hell you were going to day to Zach, but as you slowly walked towards the doors of the sports hall all the plans you had made faded from your head and you heart hammered. You stood outside the door reluctant to go in as you heard the ball smacking into the ground again and again along with the squeak of his trainers on the floor.

Suddenly the door opened scaring you half to death and there stood Zach Dempsey, in his shorts bare chested just inches from you.

“What the hell are you doing here Y/n” he said and you winced at how your name came out of his mouth.

“I’m here to apologise” you said trying to look at anything but his toned chest or his muscular arms.

His expression didn’t change.

“I’m sorry for what I said about you being a dumb Jock and all that” you said quietly as he stared down at you, his gaze making you forget how to England.

“Apology not accepted” he said with a smirk.

“What?!” you said his statement breaking you out of your trance as you looked up at him shocked and confused.

“I said that I don’t accept your apology, you’re going to have to do better than that to earn my forgiveness” he said smirking again, the look in your eye made your stomach fill with butterflies.

“What do you mean?” you asked frowning trying as hard as you could not to appear weak under his gaze.

“Well” he said as he stepped closer to you leaning down a little bit, he brought his hands to your face and then kissed you.

You felt the cool wall against your back as he pressed up against you, you kissed back the kiss becoming more and more heated by the second as one of his arms went to your waist pulling you closer still. The he pulled away, you opened your eyes and he was smiling.

“Well that certainly a start” he said and you smiled.

Do you ever get blown away by how gay you are?

I’m sitting on my bed researching lesbians in the military for my APUSH paper and listening to a wlw playlist on 8tracks. I’m wearing a baseball tee that says “I got 99 problems and society’s attitude towards sexual orientation and gender identity covers like 98 of them.” I have a pride flag covering one of my windows and pride bead curtains over the other two. The only lights on in my room are rainbow Christmas lights around the edge of my walls. I have two rainbow laptop stickers and there are rainbow streamers from homecoming on my closet door (heh). I have an entire bookshelf of queer literature and a David Levithan novel on my bedside table. Spread out across my floor are about 15 books on homosexuals in the military. I’ve got an article in front of me called “Uncle Sam’s Lesbians.”

TL; DR: My life has become so aggressively homosexual and I don’t know what to do with myself.