So imagine if Neil had a sibling he didn’t know existed. Just hear me out okay.
((this post seriously got away from me but I am definitely 100% not sorry))
He’s kidnapped and dragged to his dads house and they’re standing there ready to hack him piece from piece and Nathan calls for his guard upstairs and down comes this 10 year old with Lola’s hair and Nathan’s eyes and a set of bruises on her face and Neil just FREEZES.
(It could be a brother but I’m sticking with sister- you’ll see why)
And Neil doesn’t know WHY Nathan is bringing this kid - that looks like him- downstairs to watch a gruesome murder but she looks completely unsettled when she sees Neil and his half destroyed face. And she looks like she wants to step forward but the guard holds her back.
Nathan is rambling about her watching because she needs to know what would happen if she crosses him and Neil is so angry he can’t listen. He just keeps staring at her hoping that his expression is doing anything to tell her it’s okay, it’s okay, don’t be afraid, it’s okay. She starts crying as soon as Nathan is telling Neil what Lola is going to do to him.
Is Louis an adult or do you think he's an actual three year old get a grip
How can I get a grip when Louis Tomlinson is out there being an actual three year old?
first of all, hes just a cute little munchkin:
His body is literally enveloped in this towel
Look at him with his little hands up in the air and the big smile across his face. He even fucking has his hood on. You can’t get more adorable when riding a rollercoaster.
Okay but look how smol and happy he looks, clapping his hands together like a three year old would when theyre excited about something. Not to mention the sweatpants hes wearing making him look so soft..
BUT LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FEETIES DANGLING FROM WHERE HES SITTING
AND NOW HES JUST TUCKED SAFELY INTO A CORNER LIKE THE LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD HE IS
HE FUCKING KNOWS THAT HE DID SOMETHING WRONG, TURNING AROUND AND COVERING HIS MOUTH TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OMG
My tiny child also has fucking sweater paws because he is a fucking three year old:
HES FUCKING PLAYING WITH THE LONG ASS SLEEVES COVERING HIS CUTE LITTLE HANDS
AN ADORABLE LITTLE FOOTBALLER GETTING COLD AND COVERING HIS HANDS WITH HIS SLEEVES FOR WARMTH.
Then there is the fact that he draws penises on every surface imaginable:
A cut out of their fucking interviewers face
On the cut out of whoever this guy is from 1dday
FUcking Liam was trying to hide the fact that Louis was drawing penises on the table at their book signing
And poor fucking Liam has been the victim also
There’s also the fact that hes a little shit to his body guards but hes literally a three year old so they all think hes fucking adorable (which he is) so they fucking fond over him.
but like… hes so fond
He even lets him jump on his back for a piggyback ride
Even Preston will give him piggyback rides. HE IS THREE YEARS OLD!
Hes pocket sized, light as a feather lets be real
I dont know about you but when I was little my mom was always telling me to wear shoes when I go outside but I wouldnt… neither will Louis because hes still three years old:
Strolling inside with his socks on
Hes fucking barefoot
And hes fucking carrying his shoes instead of fucking wearing them
Again with the not wearing socks, does he know that there could be glass on the ground? He better not hurt his little feeties.
And then theres just the fact that hes a little shit:
Poor Liam, now my three year old son is trying to injure your feet too, Im sorry
Louis how many times have I told you not to put your fingers in the icing of a cake?
Moral of the story is that Louis is a three year old and no harm should ever come to him
Louis Tomlinson is an actual three year old. #confirmed
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