My mother fed the only person I cared about to a monster, and maybe I don’t feel like letting that happen again. Wow, that’s… I mean I know that you’re not just doing it for me, but seriously— Don’t be an idiot. Of course I’m doing it for you.
What kind of advice is “be yourself”? Artie, that’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard. Because “myself” is a giant freakazoid with no past and no real interests outside of my Top Secret Job which I can’t talk about. Oh, AND, I like onions!