hi ive broken hiatus because Sebastian is getting all beefy and thicc to film as Bucky but his hair is still super short so i can only assume the plan at Marvel currently is to defeat Thanos with the force of beauty that a Short Haired Beefy Bucky would be
Not really in the mood for ecchi mangas rn but I’m bored af, let’s see how bad this is gonna be-
Wait- so THE LADY ARMOR IS ACCURATE AND DOESN’T DO THE BOOB-ARMOR STYLE?! HELLO YES YOU HAVE MY ATTENTIO- no wait I’m not falling for that, could be like that one time with the anime lady’s basketball and have ““cutesy”“ weak moves and no actual powerful action-
*wheezes* ok you have 90% of my attention-
HELLO YES, NOW (combining the points from the previous statement) YOU HAVE
"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I...got food." w/ hank pls ♡
“And I thought you loved me.” He says, grabbing the bag of takeout from your hand and pressing a kiss to your cheek.
You laugh, flinging yourself down on the couch and flicking through the channels, trying to find something appropriate to watch on your night in, settling on an old monster movie. “I brought you food, Hank, therefore I love you.”
He rolls his eyes, sitting next to you on the couch, pulling you up against his side and hands you the carton of curry.
“I love you too.”
“Good, now shut up and eat.”
Hank chuckles, stealing a bite of your food, earning him a light smack on the hand and a pout.
“You have your own food, Hank!”
“Sharing is caring, sweetheart.” He leans forward and kisses the tip of your nose, “Besides you aren’t going to finish all of that.”
Me: Do you ever think about how during those 2 years Steve was a SHIELD agent under Pierce, Pierce could’ve made Steve transport cargo that contained Bucky in his cryo chamber? How Steve after finding Bucky would think about how many times he could’ve been close to Bucky and not known it?
@thebestpersonherelovesbucky: Nah, that probably wouldn’t have happened cuz Pierce was too smart to risk Steve finding Bucky like that, BUT Steve could’ve been to that bank. He could’ve had an account there and gone in every week. And Bucky could’ve been in the chair in the vault under the bank screaming in pain.
Me: I came to have some fun and I’m feeling so attacked rn.