~racing

zarinaa113  asked:

RTTE season 5 Hicc-spressions post please? (They make me so happy!)

ALRIGHTY LET’S DO IT!

I’m contemplatively staring out at nothing face:

Dragons are crashing around my shop and that’s not okay face:

Serious science bros face:

My experiment is way too dangerous for my own good so I’m wearing this to protect my face but I’m still going to keep doing dangerous experiments face:

I’m wearing a legit awesome sword on my back so any expression I make automatically looks awesome face:

Wtf did I really just get A BONE FOOT? face

I love you so much face:

How can I be so hot when I’m intense and my mouth’s open? face

I’m legitimately touched by Dagur and proud of Snotlout face:

I’m such a smart calculating nerd face:

I’m cute and I have berries on my face face:

Checking me out in this great lighting face:

I’m so happy when I’m around my friend face:

WHOA Snotlout gives aggressive hugs face:

Seductive face:

I haven’t done enough contemplative staring into nothing so here’s me staring into nothing yet again face:

I feel so awkward and weird around Spitelout face:

Why am I friends with the twins I honestly have no idea I am so done with them I am so done with everything because the twins are the twins and yet they’re still here and I have to deal with them don’t I face:

WHOOOOPSIES!!! face:

The Whoops™ is REAL face:

Still Feeling The Whoops™ face: 

This hurts and I will comfort you face:

This is such a great Hiccupy expression face:

AND I AM STILL FEELING THE WHOOOOOOPS!!! (face)

  • Katya: Wait for it. Wait for it... 9:01! Alaska Joanne Elizabeth Thunderfuck is officially late for the first time ever. All right, let's do this. Who's got theories?
  • Roxxxy: Uh... Alarm didn't go off.
  • Katya: All three alarms? All with battery back-up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Detox: Ooh! She was taken in her sleep!
  • Katya: That's what I'm talking about! Super dark, Detox, but way more plausible than Roxxxy's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Tatianna: I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Ginger: Mm, maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting.
  • Ru: It's 9:00 A.M. Why is no one working?
  • Katya: Alaska is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Ru: I'd like to play. I'd say she's... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • Katya: It is fun, but you're all wrong. She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Alaska runs in frantically]
  • Katya: There she is! Alaksa. Where have you been?! We've been worried sick! Do you care to explain yourself?!
  • Alaska: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.
  • Ru: Alaska, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Alaska: ...There was a problem at the bank.
  • Ru: Hot damn!

I really hope when I fall in love it’s that love that people write about in books or songs. It’s that love screenwriters write about in movies that makes your heart literally ache with want. I hope it’s the kind of love that everyone yearns to feel at least once in their life. I hope it turns my entire world upside down, but makes everything feel great and alive. I just want to be so stupidly in love that people from miles away can see it and feel it. I just hope that kind of love exists and that one day I get to feel it.