While it’s all good and dandy that the Kingsman suits are bullet-proof, we must consider that they’re probably not impact proof, meaning after Eggsy’s shenanigans in Valentine’s lair, he must have walked out with no less than a hundred little welts all over his body.
Imagine that when Harry finally gets back from being “dead”, he’s appalled to find all the bruises and scrapes littering Eggsy’s pale skin.
Imagine Harry asking Eggsy what really happened in that cave, and when Eggsy won’t tell him, imagine Harry watching the footage.
Imagine Harry staring at Eggsy with wide-eyes and saying, “I always knew you were reckless, but this Eggsy? This was a deathwish.”
Imagine Eggsy looking at the ground and mumbling, “Yeah, well, life ain’t worth livin’ when you ain’t in it.”