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Okay, but imagine…

“One Day More” des Misérables (ou “Demain”/”Le Grand Jour”, parce que voilà up the baguette), mais au lieu de Valjean &co, c’est les candidats à la présidentielle/ primaire de la gauche.

Vous mettriez qui dans quel rôle, vous ?

Il est 20h33, je dois terminer ma valise et mon commentaire de français pour demain. De plus, ma chère amie motivation a décidé de partir loiiiiiin

Bonsoir, je me plains de mes problèmes financiers, un sujet passionant.

HAHAHA. Bah ouais, si tu veux partir en tant que lectrice aux Etats-Unis l’année prochaine faut passer un examen qui coûte un bras. (plus précisément ça correspond à plus de deux mois de bourse -bon elle est pas énorme, 0bis, mais tout de même je paie le bus (qui est beaucoup trop cher, merci Fil bleu) et le téléphone (merci Bouygues) et avec ce qu’il me reste il faudrait que je ne dépense rien du tout pendant 4 mois, ah oui, et je paie le restaurant universitaire histoire de manger de temps en temps aussi, ce qui fait que j’aurais plus rien pour m’acheter des livres pour le mémoire et que cet examen peut aller se faire voir. 

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Présidentielle en Autriche : l'Europe s'inquiète d'un effet domino

Deux candidats anti-système, Norbert Hofer et Alexander Van der Bellen, s'affrontent ce 4 décembre 2016 en Autriche, après l'invalidation du scrutin le 1er juillet 2016. Après le Brexit et l'élection de Donald Trump, la vague du «populisme» grossit.

Ce dimanche 4 décembre, les Autrichiens rejouent l'élection du 22 mai 2016. Pour Norbert Hofer, candidat du Parti de la liberté (FPÖ), souverainiste et anti-immigration, c'est l'occasion de prendre sa revanche sur son concurrent Alexander Van der Bellen, écologiste indépendant, élu malgré tout avec l'appui du parti Les verts.

Car compte tenu des irrégularités constatées lors du scrutin, notamment le système controversé de vote par correspondance, et un écart de voix trop faible [un peu plus de 30 000 voix], la Cour constitutionnelle a annulé le résultat de cette élection le 1er juillet et décidé d'organiser un nouveau vote. Et cette fois-ci, le candidat d'extrême droite, donné favori par les sondages, a le vent en poupe.

Une victoire le 4 décembre 2016 de Norbert Hofer, qui a axé sa campagne essentiellement sur la crise migratoire en Europe qui touche particulèrement l'Autriche, constituerait un nouveau coup de semonce pour l'establishment européen comme pour les partis établis.

Après le Brexit et la victoire de Donald Trump, les partisans de l'intégration européenne s'inquiètent d'une nouvelle poussée de «populisme» et d'un effet domino : le même jour que l'élection autrichienne, l'Italie doit se prononcer par référendum sur la politique européenne et économique de Matteo Renzi, lequel pourrait bien se transformer en désaveu à l'égard du président du Conseil.

L'Europe entière a les yeux rivés sur l'Autriche, laquelle devient un peu le canari dans la mine, et sur la poussée du «populisme». D'autant que les positions de Norbert Hofer en matière de politique internationale, comme d'autres partis étiquetés à l'«extrême droite» ou «populistes» ne sont pas du goût de l'Union européenne. Le candidat du FPÖ a ainsi salué la victoire de Donald Trump et appelle à la levée des sanctions contre la Russie. «Nous sommes dans une impasse diplomatique, les sanctions sont sans effets, excepté le fait qu'elles portent atteinte à notre économie et à notre secteur agricole», a-t-il notamment déclaré lors de la campagne.

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J’adore les dominos ! 

Laughing so hard at my fucking city desperately trying to find a last minute Christmas tree that will be bigger than the rockefeller tree, like we got one that was 80 ft, beating the 75ft average for Rockefeller but then Rockefeller erected a 94ft one so we had to look for a bigger one and it’s looking like we found it and erected it but now environmentalists are protesting the fact that were chopping down an ancient tree just so we can feel somewhat on par with New York (which won’t happen cuz there’s a lot of other reasons people go to New York for the Rockefeller tree lighting that have nothing to do with the tree height itself) and it’s just a mess

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Le Chic Parisien par AyuAna

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Your blush is so much more obvious without your glasses, Yuuri <3

(or, guess who got into Ice Gays)

klance wedding headcanons

alright so a bunch of you asked for some klance wedding headcanons in response to the shallura wedding post and ho boy i am here to deliver 

(shoutout to @leg-defender again for idea bouncing with me!)

  • first off, the wedding is Big. because Lance’s family is HUGE and they gotta be involved in e v e r y t h i n g. they’re basically orchestrating the whole shebang along with the rest of the voltron crew. 
    • Lance’s family does a shitton of research on Korean weddings because they want to include traditions from Keith’s culture as well as Lance’s. 
      • An entire twenty-four hour day is spent with the whole team on computers, at libraries, calling old Korean friends and sending Shiro out to be the honorary diplomat. by the end of the day they could probably run their own program on the history channel.
  • Hunk, Lance’s mother, grandmother, and anyone else with even a fingernail of cooking talent are all on the Food Squad together because let’s be honest there is a lot of food to be made. 
    • nobody knows what kind of food Keith likes and they can’t ask Lance because it’s supposed to be a surprise so they have to send Pidge out for reconnaissance
      • Pidge has no idea how to navigate the situation and ends up trying to ask Keith what his favorite restaurant is in hopes of getting somewhere
      • his favorite restaurant is the Pizza Hut down the street
      • Pidge gives up and just tells everyone he likes traditional Korean food (which he does)
  • The “Bachelor Party” is just the whole original voltron crew having a fun night out of the town
    • they go to an arcade
    • Keith beats Lance in just about every game they play
    • minus the first person shooters and dance dance revolution
    • nobody beats Lance at dance dance revolution
    • nobody.
  • Hunk is pretty much Lance’s Maid of Honor, Shiro is Keith’s
    • Almost every single one of Lance’s siblings is a Bridesmaid/Groomsman
    • Keith doesn’t really have a lot of people to be his Groomsmen so Lance’s siblings take the position for his side too
    • They literally fight over who gets to be a Groomsman for Keith they all want to do it so bad
      • it makes Keith cry bc he never thought he’d be part of a big family like this and it just makes him Really Fucking Happy
  • Keith is kind of a fashion disaster and doesn’t know how to pick out what to wear so Lance’s five sisters immediately adopt him.
    • they spend the whole day shopping together
    • Lance has never seen someone get along with all of his sisters so well in his entire life
      • it’s actually a little freaky how well
      • Lance is Afraid
  • For the wedding Keith has his nails painted blue and Lance has his painted red
    • Lance’s little cousins do it for them so it’s kind of sloppy but it’s insanely fucking cute
  • Allura and Lance’s mom are the Decorating Dream Team
    • the whole venue looks like it just came off of a goddamn pintest board 
    • in the best way possible
    • Allura has added some more questionable decorations but what can you do
    • “Are those… goldfish bowls?” “Yes.” “Ok.”
  • Coran along with Lance’s like 98 year old great-grandmother are the ones who marry them
    • yes both of them
    • they both demanded to have the position so they had to share it
    • at first they didn’t get along so well but now they are best buddies for some odd reason
    • no one knows why they get along but they do so nobody’s complaining 
  • Lance starts bawling like three words into his vows
    • he can’t help it Ok it’s a Very Emotional Moment
    • the whole thing is rly sweet though because Keith just smiles Super Fucking Wide and wipes away his tears. Everyone’s heart in a 300 mile radius melts. If you weren’t crying before you sure as hell are now.
  • They kiss for Way Too Long during the ceremony. Pidge has to not-so-subtly kick Lance in the ankle and remind them not to suffocate eachother.
    • Lance is so getting Pidge later for that.
    • he never actually gets Pidge later for that.
  • The reception is really just One Huge Fun Dance Party 
    • basically everyone is drunk but in the best way possible
    • there is karaoke 
      • Lance forces Keith to come on stage with him and sing
      • except Lance chooses a song in Spanish and Keith has n o i d e a what he’s doing
      • the only part of the song Keith gets is this really slow line when he looks Lance right in the eyes and says “Besame, te amo”
      • it’s a one-hit-KO 
      • Lance is #gone
      • he forgets how to speak spanish altogether and just starts sputtering random words that translate to things like “my entire bathtub is green” and the spanish rendition of the happy birthday song
  • They all unanimously decide to eat the cake before dinner.
    • They wish they had an excuse for breaking out the cake before dinner but they don’t. The just really want to see the cake Hunk has been bragging about making for weeks.
    • the cake is so beautiful Lance starts crying again
    • honestly nobody can really blame him is is one hell of a cake
  • Shiro’s toast speech is like 10 minutes of roasting Keith and Lance for all the dumb shit they’ve done over the years
    • “I remember when you two had a contest to see who could eat more cheese logs–”
    • “Or the time when you both hung upside down so long you passed out and we had to take you to the ER—”
    • “And there was The Poison Ivy Incident last March–”
    • “Oh don’t even get me started on the Slip ‘N Slide race—”
      • “Shiro… Please…. Let Us Live………”
  • alas 20 minutes into the actual dinner a Huge food fight breaks out
    • It. Is. Chaos.
    • Everybody participates. Nobody is spared. 
    • Food is e v e r y w h e r e but honestly who cares they’re having a blast.
    • There is a running debate to this day over how it started
      • “Keith started it! With the potatoes!”
      • “I did not, it was all Lance and his stupid carrots!”
      • “Allura is the one who launched the peas,”
      • “Excuse me?! Shiro dumped the fruit punch”
      • “Only after Hunk threw the rice cakes!”
      • “Oh no don’t you drag me in to this–”
  • In conclusion, it’s absolute Chaos but it’s the most fun, exciting, Lance-and-Keith-like wedding anybody’s been to in like a million years and nobody leaves without a smile on their face and one hell of a story to tell.

OKAY WAIT 

GUCCI creates a new line of clothes with “L’aveugle par amour” written on it, that’s literally “The blind by love” or “Blinded by love”, and Louis appears yesterday with that new line of clothes (okay right), and what do we see? Clothes of this line inspired directly by Harry’s tattoos, remember he has probably got involved in the creation of this clothes’ line?! OHMYGOD why are they like this

I’m not saying anything, yet there’s absolutely no hazard.