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Show Me That You Love Me

(ao3, buzzfeed article that inspired this nonsense)

(Monday, Feb 6)

Clarke: FYI, I’m telling my coworkers that we’re dating so this creep will stop hitting on me
AT WORK

Bellamy: You can’t just leave it at that.
How creepy are we talking?  
You know if I don’t get specifics my mind jumps straight to the worst-case scenario.

Clarke: It’s not that big a deal? Mostly just annoying
But he won’t take no for an answer so I told him I had a boyfriend

Bellamy: Not a girlfriend?

Clarke: They know I’m bi already because I ranted about gross stereotypes at the Christmas party
It’s why they instituted a two-drink limit
And if he doesn’t respect my hard “no” I doubt he’ll respect my girlfriend’s so
Boyfriend

Bellamy: You sure you don’t want to date him? He sounds like a charmer.

Clarke: I was sure the first fifteen times he asked and my decision hasn’t wavered.
I wouldn’t have even mentioned it to you except I know Anya comes to the bar sometimes and I didn’t want you to blow my cover

Bellamy: Consider your cover secure.

Clarke: Thanks. I owe you one.

Bellamy: What are fake boyfriends for?

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(Wednesday, Feb 8)

Clarke: WTF???

Bellamy: I see you got my flowers.

Clarke: They’re hard to miss seeing as they take up MY WHOLE CUBICLE
It smells like a rainforest
My allergies are killing me
Seriously. Why.

Bellamy: Can’t I just show my fake girlfriend that I appreciate her?
Why must you always assume I have ulterior motives?

Clarke: Because I know how expensive flowers can be and you’re the biggest coupon-clipping Scrooge I know

Bellamy: I’m helping!
I’m just trying to back up your story, Princess.

Clarke: You’re just trying to embarrass me in front of my coworkers is what you’re doing

Bellamy: Remember that time you made me do karaoke with you?
Some might consider us even now.

Clarke: You know Valentine’s Day is next week right? If you do something like this on a random Wednesday, you’re going to have to do something for that too or else Cage will think we’ve broken up

Bellamy: So I’m going to have to top myself is what you’re saying.

Clarke: I don’t think that’s what I said at all

Bellamy: If you insist, Princess.

Clarke: I don’t insist. I STRONGLY DO NOT INSIST.

Bellamy: Unrelated question: what song would you most like to have serenaded to you?

Clarke: If that’s how it’s gonna be then start preparing yourself
Cause it’s on, Blake

Bellamy: Dammit, I did not think this through.

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Notice Me [Chapter 4]

Originally posted by oompa-oppa

Chapter 4 of Notice Me

Series Genre: Fluff/Smut/Angst at times


“Y/N! Are you awake?” Jackson asked, still knocking at your door.

Mark rolled off the bed and grabbed his clothes from the floor, tiptoeing to hide in your closet.

You quickly threw on a t-shirt and shorts, peeking back to make sure Mark was out of sight. You took a deep breath to try and settle down.

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Ghost Star AU (starcoweek3 prompt 7) (AU of choice)

The ghost, Star Butterfly, hovered above her friend, looking at the dessert he was eating. “Hey, Marco, do you know what kind of pie that is?”

“I dunno. Blueber-”

“It’s boo-berry.”

“…”

“…”

“I’m done my dessert.”

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Marco went up the stairs, exhausted from his day at school. As he opened the door to his room, Star phased through the ground, popping up in front of him.

“Halt! Who ghost there?”

“…”

“…”

Marco closed the door.

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Star looked at the small box her friend carried in.

“What’s this?”

“It’s my new shoes. I think they look pretty cool, don’t you think?”

“You know what would’ve looked cooler?”

“What?”

“Booooooo-ts,” she said in a spooky voice.

“You’re dead to me.”

Star gasped. “MARCO, I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!”

“…Damn it…”

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“Hey, Marco, I’m feeling kind of sad.”

The boy frowned. “Aw, why’s that?”

“I don’t know… buuuut… being around you always lifts my spirits,” Star said as she slowly floated into the air.

“…”

“…”

“I’m going now.”

“Nooo! Don’t! I’ll be sad again!”

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Marco stepped out of the showers, drying himself with the towel. He wiped the mirror to get a better look at himself but found Star standing behind him, staring at him dreamily. He blushed, quickly covering himself with the towel.

“Star! What’re you doing in here!?”

“Sorry, Marco. I can’t help it. Your body is to die for.”

“GET OUTTA TOWN!”

Star giggled, floating out of the bathroom.

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Ludo quickly ran away, disappearing into the dimensional portal, leaving the two behind in the aftermath of their battle. Tears began to form in Star’s eyes as she saw her friend bleeding from his wound. It wasn’t fatal, but it certainly wasn’t a pretty sight.

“Marco… Why… why did you do all that? I told you to run…”

Marco panted. “I… I wanted to help you.”

“You got hurt!” she said, her voice breaking up at the sight of his injury.

“Heh… if you think… something like this is… gonna stop me from helping you… you’re dead wrong…” he said with a smile.

Star stared at Marco, surprised at what he just said. She wiped away the tears, her cheeks somewhat blushing. She smiled weakly at her friend. “…Just don’t scare me to death like that…”

———————

Star stood in front of Marco, unable to believe what was happening. She reached out to his outstretched arm, hesitating for a moment before their hands met. A tear fell. She could finally touch him. She could finally be with him. She looked at her friend who was smiling at her, admiring their first physical contact. Her fingers with his, the two holding hands in front of each other.

“Marco…”

“Hello Star…”

“…I’m real…” she whispered, trying to comprehend the new reality.

“You’re real…” he repeated.

Star closed the distance, hugging the boy as hard as she could. She felt safe in his arms. “I didn’t think it was possible…”

“Well… I guess… there was a ghost of a chance after all…” Marco whispered.

Star smiled. “The chance of a lifetime…”

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@starcoweek3

 I can’t believe I just ended the last day of Starcoweek with a pun fic. That’s… pun-ishable by death… right? FML kill me

seriously, can I like… send in another one in like a week or something? :P

That aside, I loved doing this whole event! Thanks for hosting it and everything! I can’t wait for the next starcoweek in 6 months!

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my precious green gender nonconforming gremlins! cant believe i found another type of character for me

seriously wtf happened to the quality of the picture :(((( click it plz

Serpents
Sharon Van Etten
Serpents

You enjoy sucking on dreams
So I will fall asleep
With someone other than you
I had a thought you would take me
Seriously and listen on

Serpents in my mind
I am searching for your crimes
Everything changes
In time
You’ll stay frozen in time
Collaging girls, controlling minds
You hold the mirror well to everybody else

Serpents in my mind
Trying to forgive your crimes
Everyone changes in time
I hope he changes this time.

antisemites are fucking wild

These are all actual things that antisemites have told me, a known jewish person:

I must be a trump supporter

I deserve death

Im a fucking lizard

hebrew is the devil speaking through me

seriously some of them genuinely believe I’m literally a gddamn lizard man how cool would it be if I actually was

Im too pale to be jewish

other jews and I are “literally going to be the downfall of man.” Like thats a direct quote

that jews control the world (why would we let antisemitism run amuck like this)

that I have horns hiding under my hair

that I drink the blood of christian babies (they think we put it in our matzah)

that Im the reason for the downfall of the traditional family, as in like, I caused gay marriage and thats somehow a bad thing (hey my gay ass can’t take credit for that but @ the rigid social construct of the traditional family hell yeah burn motherfucker)

that the holocaust didn’t happen

that Im an alien sent to destroy the human race

that I caused the death of jesus

that I’m apart of the illuminati

that I worship satan

that I AM satan

the list goes on. Antisemites literally think Im some blood drinking horned lizard monster that rules the world. Fucking crazy

M-a trimis mama la mate-info

Au trecut deja primele două săptămâni de școală, m-am mai acomodat cât-de-cât, parcă nu mă mai simt atât de stingher ca la început. Liceul parcă nu mai e același, nu mai are același farmec, e straniu să știi că noi suntem acum cei mai “șmecheri de după-amiză”. Hm, niciodată nu mi-am dorit acest titlul.

Ce e drept, m-am plâns enorm în trecut de sistemul educațional și aș face-o și acum, însă nu este momentul potrivit, acum aș discuta despre altceva, aș discuta cu “bobocii” și cu părinții lor. Cu droaiele de copii care sunt împinși de părinți la mate-info(așa se întâmplă în orașul meu), deoarece: “Mămica, ai viitor dacă te duci la mate-info, te poți face mai multe. Cu filologia ce poți face? Să devii un amărât de prof de română.”. Țin să vă întreb, oameni buni, de ce faceți acest lucru copiilor voștri, de ce îi ghidați unde credeți dumneavoastră că este mai bine pentru ei, când de fapt nu este așa. Mulți copii, pe care personal îi cunosc, au vrut să dea la științe ale naturii, însă părinții i-au împins la mate-info, pentru că: “E clasă de A, maică.”.

Vă încurajez să vă urmați visurile și să alegeți atât cu inima, cât și cu creierul, profilul la care doriți să vă înscrieți, nu doar să vă duceți acolo pentru că “așa e bine” sau “așa e moda”. Se face carte la fiecare profil, doar copilul să dorească, se poate învăța la fiecare profil, iar cei de la mate-info sunt mai avantajați pe partea reală, însă nu atât de mult precum sunt “filologii” pe partea umană. Oare părinții chiar nu înțeleg acest lucru, această diferență, sau ei doar doresc să planteze în mintea copiilor idea de “cea mai bună meserie e cea măi bănoasă”?

Sper ca treptat să se schimbe mentalitatea părinților, cât și a copiilor. Este o diferență între ideea de-al împinge să facă ceva la care e bun și cea de a se afla acolo că noi credem că are viitorul asigurat, însă, oare, o înțelegem noi?

Pace!

Ţi-ai imaginat probabil, nu o dată, cum ar fi să ai bani să mergi oriunde în lume. S-ar putea să faci parte din grupul select care, dacă ar avea bani fără limită, ar călători în toată lumea. În mod normal când gândurile îţi alunecă pe ruta asta îţi dai o palmă şi te întorci la muncă. 
Totuşi, pentru unii oameni asta este realitatea şi nu este noroc sau şansă. Şi-au luat propriul destin în mâini şi au construit viaţa pe care şi-o doresc. Sunt oamenii pe care i-ai numi cu adevărat liberi, care pot oricând să se mişte unde vor.
Când am aflat că există oameni care chiar fac asta, fără să fie milionari în euro, am fost şocat. Gândul unei astfel de libertăţi m-a înfiorat şi mi-a generat chiar insomnii. Să mergi oriunde vrei. I-auzi domnule ce pertinenţă! Dar, stai aşa, eu oare n-aş putea?
Suntem învăţaţi că viaţa are un ciclu mai mult sau mai puţin bătut în cuie:
Te naşti, creşti un pic şi te duci la şcoală. După ce o termini, îţi alegi o meserie şi găseşti un loc de muncă. Vei lucra cel puţin 8 ore pe zi pentru visul şefului tău. Poate îţi place, dar de cele mai multe ori nu-ţi place. Pleci în 2-3 vacanţe şi citeşti bloguri de călătorie. Găseşti pe cineva drag, faci nuntă şi în câţiva ani faci un copil. Aştepţi senin ziua de pensie, când ai deja cel puţin 55 de ani, ca să ai timp să călătoreşti.
Acest ciclu este baza societăţii actuale şi se mulează ca o mănuşă pe multe personalităţi. Nu este nimic în neregulă cu asta. Însă ce faci dacă nu ţi se potriveşte?
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!! TO INFINITY !!

First photos from the “To Infinity” shoot we had yesterday!
Both coplays are made/put together by me ^-^
I loved the “To Infinity” series so much, that after just watching the first episode, I knew I had to cosplay from it! The designs were just so beautiful <3
And I am so hyped for the next one they are gonna make, I can’t wait to see it!!!

Captain Richards: Me
Crewman Jones: PokeGirl5

Photos taken by: MadSuzu
Photos edited by: Me
Series: To Infinity

-Arta nu este o meserie şi nu slujeşte în principiu decât sieşi, şi rolul ei nu este cel de a produce efecte convingătoare, nici efecte, nici convingătoare, întrucât, înţeleasă sau nu, ea trăieşte-

anonymous asked:

tbh i hope all the people who go to ur blog to yell at you about harry end up getting distracted and sucked in to the lifestyle... we're gonna have a bunch of film buff dudes who are weirdly completely conversant in like, niall horan's acid reflux. i accidentally became a 1d fan and so can they

serious film dudes while waiting for dunkirk to begin: sure hope that girlyman harvey boils doesn’t ruin this epic journey for me

serious film dudes 45 minutes into the film, through tears: but private styles needs me…i will resuscitate him personally…

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- Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough! -

The most badass treasure acquirer in the entire galaxy <3 !!!
Some single shots of my Captain Richards cosplay! And yes, I will be wearing this for the Friday of London Comic Con in May!
Love cosplaying this amazing woman! ;w;

Captain Richards: Me
Photos: MadSuzu
Edits: Me
Series: to Infinity


okay let’s all just take a moment to appreciate those heartbreakingly brilliant 9 seconds of banna in 6x01...

when Anna begins to vocalize the words “I thought I was pregnant,” you can see the hope in her eyes… you can see how much she wanted it to be true 

and then you can literally see her hope crumble as she tells her husband that their baby didn’t make it

there’s this moment of realization for Bates… in the span of a few seconds, he has just heard that (1) his wife was pregnant with their baby and that (2) their baby was lost… 

and Anna can’t even bring herself to look at him when she says the words “well anyway, now I’m not” 

that’s when we see the look of devastation on John’s face… not only for the loss of their baby, but for the immense pain his wife has had to endure 

UGHHHH THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
SERIES 6 HASN’T EVEN AIRED YET AND I’M ALREADY DIGGING MY GRAVE BECAUSE OF THOSE 9 SECONDS OF BRILLIANT ACTING