~lorde

LoS character summary

Julian: Oh, Emma couldn’t possibly love me as much as I love her, I’m in torment

Emma:  Oh, Julian couldn’t possibly love me as much as I love him, I’m in torment

Mark: Oh no there’s a really hot girl I’m bonded to and I really want to kiss her, but Kieran.. and not to mention I’m supposed to be dating Emma ?

Ty: Its too loud, btw I think I know how to fix everything

Cristina: Oh no there’s a really hot boy I’m bonded to and I really want to kiss him, but Kieran.. and not to mention I’m supposed to be in love with perfect Diego?

Dru: DONT MAKE ME BABYSIT

Kit: *literally anyone walking by* omg they’re really hot

Livvy: Ty has been more attentive since Kit has joined us…  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kieran: Why does Mark hate me? And why don’t I hate Cristina?

Diana: Does that faerie hunter dude with the antlers have a thing for me?? Do I have a thing for him??

Gwyn: Diana hawt ;)

Alec: Oh no the children woke up 

Zara: I will lead the REVOLUTION

Magnus: Why are all the shadowhunter’s I’m ever surrounded by crazy 

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING CASSANDRA

I JUST FINISHED LOS AND NEED TO RANT. I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS SERIES. I NEED HELP. OH MY GOD. LET ME RANT. EVERYTHING IS FUCKED. I LIST QUESTIONS. SPOILERS!!!!!!
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YO. IN THE SPACE OF TEN PAGES SHE KILLED TWO CHARACTERS AND RUINED EVERYTHING. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. OH MY GODS.

1. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BB MAGNUS
2. If Robert is dead, who becomes Inquisitor? Who will exile Emma? Will she be exciled at all?
3. Simply, WHAT THE FUCK ANNABEL WHYYYYYYYYYYY
4. What was up with ANNABEL disappearing and the Unseelie King’s symbol appearing?
5. GWYN AND DIANA PLS
6. Now the Dearborn’s are discredited, who will step in as head of the Institute when Alec has to step down? Will he at all?
7. ARE KIT AND TY GON BE GAY BBS OR PARA-BRO-TAI I AM CONFUSED
8. WHY WAS LIVVY AND THE LAST LINE NECESSARY CLARE? WHYYYYYYYY?!
9. Why didn’t Emma and Julian try their super love powers to heal Livvy if it makes them more powerful?
10. WHO WILL BE INQUISITOR? I HOPE IT IS DIANA IDK HOW BUT #GOALS
11. WHAT’S UP WITH CLARY YO
12. WHERE WERE CLACE AT DURING THE END OF BOOK? SIZZY? JUST EVERYONE WHERE YOU AT
13. What will happen TO THE LOVE TRIO? IS IT SETTLED AS CRISTINA AND MARK THEN? I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS MISSING?! ARE THEY GOING TO BE POLY
14. WAIT I DON’T REMEMBER WAS THE CARK/MISTINA (??) BOND THINGO BROKEN OR WHAT
15. WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW THAT THE LORD OF SHADOWS HAS THE BOOK
16. AND THE BLIGHT, OHHH FUUUUCK
17. AND KIERAN AT THE SCHOLARMANCE
18. THESE AREN’T EVEN QUESTIONS ANYMORE I’M JUST IN PAIN
19. WHAT ARE JULES AND EMMA GONNA DO REGARDLESS OF EXILE
20. *incoherent screaming*
21. And THE MORTAL SWORD WHAAAAAAT
22. IS TY OKAY
23. WHAT IS ROBERT’S DEATH GOING TO BE TO MALEC? ARE EITHER GOING TO FEEL RESPONSIBLE CAUSE MAGNUS WASNT THERE OH NOOO
24. FUCK THE COHORT AMIRITE
25. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PERFECT DIEGO THO
26. ALSO SPEAKING OF MAGNUS, TESSA IS SICK TOO WHAT IS THIS TO DO WITH THE BLIGHT MY BBS NOOOO
27. ALSO ALL THE REFERENCES LIKE WILL H. AND JESSAMINE AND PHOTOS KILLED ME
28. ALSO ALEC’S SASS WOOOOOO
29. Rip what is going to happen with Helen and Aline :(((
30. WAIT WHY DIDN’T THE BLACKTHORNS EVER CALL ON JAIME
31. Annabel was all family this, yay JULIAN that then BAM
32. OH AND WHAT’S UP WITH DRU AND JAIME
33. OH MY GOD PEOPLE I AM GOING TO GRADUATE BEFORE THE NEXT BOOK I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE PLS HELP