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litblunts-deactivated20150927  asked:

How you like the shawtys down in Atlanta?

I TONGUE KISSED A GIRL IN SOME STRIP CLUB BEFORE THEN I WALK OUT AND SEEN JAZZE PHA WEARING A 4X GIVENCHY SHIRT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY MAKE THAT IN HIS SIZE I POPPED HIS COLLAR AND SAID THIS A JAZZLE PHIZZLE PRODUCTSHIZZLE AND HE WASNT TOO FOND OF THAT THATS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME I MET TRINIDID JAMES I THOUGHT IT WAS BIG GIPP AT FIRST BUT I LOVE ATLANTA MY DEVIL CHILD WILL PROBABLY BE CONCEIVED BY A COUNTRY GIRL

ask-artsy-oncie  asked:

I have a three hour class coming up, so naturally, I need to give you something that will take you three hours to write to make it fair. Gimme all of them for either Satin Diamond or Jazzle, your choice.

Idk enough about Puzzle to do ALL of these about Jazzle so I went with the sparkles.

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ask-artsy-oncie  asked:

jazzle Jazzle JAZZLE JAZZLE

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa:

“Puzzle, my love, you are a truly a modern day Einstein. A genius! A revolutionary! A-”

“It was oNE DOOR LET ME LIVE!!”

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them:

Tbh I can see both of them doing this. Jade when he was way younger and first developed a crush on Puzzle and Puzzle a couple years later.

Who starts the tickle fights:

Sounds like a Puzzle thing. When Jade gets too damn mouthy.

Who starts the pillow fights:

Jade will fiTE but gotta be sweet to Puzzle so this is how he fite. He go whack! Whack! Whack! til Puzzle giggling on the floor

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile:

The only time Jade is ever subtle. And quiet for that matter too. He’s got the biggest voice in the land but by God, will he shush EVERYBODY if Puzzle sleepin.

Who mistakes salt for sugar:

“…..First the door, now the salt. Puzzle, has anyone ever told you that you have one of the vastest minds to ever grace the earth because-”

“sHUT. YOUR. FUCK.”

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning:

I feel I might be envisioning Puzzle as a little absentminded so him again. I could be wrong tho.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines:

JADE

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order:

Jade’s momma always taught him to be organized.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies:

Puzzle probably does it cuz he genuinely got a sweet tooth and Jade does it to try to be sexy.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion:

Jade pls, you extra shit. Chill

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen:

Puzzle is a little doodler, ain’t he? Lots of lil hearts and flowers and god knows what else up his boyfriend’s arms.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation:

Puzzle. Jade thinks they’re tacky. Tbh this is probs part of the reason why Puzzle keeps buying them.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines:

*Jade nudging Puzzle awake at 3am* “Babe, pls. This one says its the real deal. 100% accurate compatibility test. If you just-”

“Goodnight, Jade.”

“BUT WE NEED TO-”

“GOODNIGHT”