i just want to say that sisterhood is and will always be what orphan black was centred around, it is its entire purpose - to show these women who came from all walks of life, who despite their differences and despite the amount of tragedy they all suffer through the 5 seasons, together they fight for their autonomy and form a family. i have never seen a show prioritise platonic and familial relationship dynamics as much as on orphan black and that was always so refreshing to watch. the show made so many revolutionary statements about found family and nature vs nurture and to be honest as well as making me sick and angry it also just makes me so fucking sad that some fans decide to ignore the beautiful relationship the clones have as sisters and attempt to make that romantic
So, the purpose of this meeting is.. I need your advice.. about certain matter.. that's been bothering me for a wh-
It's about Furihata-kun isn't it?
Oh Chihuahuacchi! What about him?
I think Akashi-kun want to fu-
Get close to him! I want to get close to Furihata yes, that's the matter. And I need advice.
Ohooo~ interesting, so he is Akashicchi's secret crush. I see now, I see.. well, you came to the right person, Akashicchi. I have just the solution.
Choke on your food.
Choke on your food in his presence, could be real or just a pretense, let him worry and take care of you, build a beautiful friendship from there and-
Anyone else? I prefer actual advice that makes sense, and has zero risk of ruining my reputation.
Aww come on, Akashicchi, choking on your food is as natural as breathing, it shows that you are human, there's nothing embarrassing about tha-
Talk to him about horoscope, it's a good topic, perfect for ice breaker.
Except you're the only person on this planet who thinks that. Murasakibara?
Ehh~ choke when you're eating candy maybe? I think it would be more natu-
[mutters] Mention choking one more time and I swear to God.. [starts to eat his food]
Do you have balls, Akashi-kun?
[chokes on his food]
I mean metaphorically? I'm sure you do. Grow them. Grow those metaphorical balls and just.. I don't know, ask him out on a date? Surely you can do that?
Why, thank you Kuroko, interesting choice of words you got there by the way, but before that, I NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HIM FIRST. Were you even listening to me? We are still practically strangers at this point.
[sighs] Goodness gracious me, you guys are hopeless.
Basketball. Talk to him about it but make it natural. Don't be too intimidating or aggressive. Ask him to play one-on-one. It's useful for you both, also a perfect chance to do some "accidental" physical contacts. Do it couple of times, and.. you'll figure out the rest, I guess.
This time has finally come.
To witness Aominecchi's once in a lifetime brilliancy like this..
Lol sarumi realising that their bio daughter has powers also and them trying to keep said powers at bay
So maybe they didn’t expect her to have powers either, like there’s
no precedent of children of clansmen inheriting their parents’ powers
(the Minato twins I assume were already born when their parents
joined Scepter 4). Then one day maybe Yata and Fushimi are walking
with their daughter near the park and she gets distracted by like a
passing cat, Fushimi and Yata not noticing because they’re bickering
about something. There are some kids nearby playing baseball and
that’s when one of them hits the ball straight at the Sarumi
daughter. Yata and Fushimi both move to protect her just a moment too
late, both terrified that she’s going to be hurt, which is when she
raises her arms in front of her face and the ball bounces off a
shield of blue light. Fushimi and Yata are both staring at her like
wait what as she lowers her arms and comes running back to them all
‘can we go now?’
They end up taking her back to Scepter 4 where Munakata has some of
the Gold clan come by to take a look at her. It turns out the reason
she has powers is due to how she was ‘born,’ so to speak, that she
was created by a Strain using parts of both Fushimi and Yata’s inner
makeup including portions of their souls, and as such she has
inherited clansmen powers without being a clansman herself. Yata’s
all concerned, probably worried that maybe she’ll hurt herself with
her powers somehow, while Fushimi just asks if there’s any way to
keep her powers in check for now. As it turns out even most
Strain-dampening artifacts won’t do much to her, since her powers are
considered clansmen powers and those are harder to contain. Also as
they’re talking Yata’s suddenly like 'wait, so if she has powers
because of our souls, doesn’t that mean–” He’s cut off by his
daughter using green sparks to knock out all the electricity in the
building. Yata kinda sighs and Fushimi facepalms as they both realize
that thanks to Fushimi in particulate their cute little daughter can
now use three colors.
They end up taking her home with instructions from Munakata to try
and help her keep her powers in check until he can find some other
way to help. This turns out to be difficult because maybe the more
she uses the powers the stronger they get, like first she just lights
a little fire on her finger because she thought it would be fun but
then next thing they know she’s set fire to the couch and is crying
and scared. The blue powers are probably the least destructive so
they try to help her focus on those, Fushimi sitting next to her and
just using his own experiences as a three color user to help her
focus on one color at a time. Yata’s mentally a little annoyed that
his daughter is using blue powers and not red but he also knows that
if the blue is what it takes to keep his kid safe then he supposes he
can live with it as long as she knows that red powers are the coolest
okay. (Ooh but maybe the more she uses her powers the more it drains
her and suddenly there’s the worry that she’s losing control and
she’s going to burn herself out before Yata and Fushimi can stop it.
Fushimi starts having a small angst meltdown because again here’s a
precious person who could be lost while Yata’s like storming the
gates of Mihashira demanding that the golds find a way to help his
kid. In the end things look bad but then Shiro shows up with this
bracelet that will help her keep her powers in check and Yata and
Fushimi are just holding their exhausted little girl, staring at each
other in relief and Yata holds out his fist to Fushimi like yeah, we
made it through this and we’re all gonna be fine now.)