~i'm fineee

Matt seeing Shiro for the first time after they were separated
  • Shiro: Matt!
  • Matt: Shiro!! where the fuck did you-
  • Shiro: It's a long story. After we got imprisoned and they made us fight, I escaped and-
  • Matt: No, where the fuck did you get those frosted tips dude, they are fineee
  • Shiro: I'm never rescuing you again
8

you have no idea what is heading your way

Capricorn, Aries & Scorpio Friends Drunk
  • Aries: I love you sooo much
  • Capricorn: I love you tooo!
  • Aries: I'm going to call him, be right back.
  • Capricorn: NOOOOOOOOOO, come back. I have to save you from yourself!
  • Aries: Lexie, I'm fineee I won't tell him. *Slurs, almost falls* I'm totally in control!
  • Capricorn: No nonoo, Jared stop her!
  • Scorpio: Oh my god guys, how are you drunk already?
  • Capricorn: Jared..shhhhh heeelllllpppp.
  • Scorpio: *Laughing hysterically*
  • *Aries has weapons hanging on her wall*
  • Capricorn: Jareedd, if you don't help, I'm getting the ax.
  • Aries: Grab her! No weapons, Lexie!
  • *Scorpio and Aries tackle me*
  • Capricorn: I can use an ax!!
  • Scorpio & Aries: NO YOU CAN'T!
  • Capricorn: Why doesn't anyone trust me with weapons?!
  • Scorpio: *Laughing*
  • Aries: Lexie, sweetie, you're adorable but you're dangerous
  • This actually happened, haha