~gc

internet friend!donghyuk

this is for u @cryinggoutloud luv u bab

i should be doing homework lmaO NOPE


- okok so

- u and dongyuck r internet besties

- yAll met bc yaLL were in a gc together w a bunch of other ppl

- “eYO BITCHES WASSUP ITS YA BOI”

- “weirdo”

- “eXCUSE ME?!?!??@ IM NNOT A WEIDO FAK U”

- ‘wow sassy ass bitch”

- “SASSY ASS BITCHA HSHSHSH”

- “if y'all gonna b like this just create a private chat” - everyone else

- so ya did

- “hey biHHH’

- “ew wait i didn’t think you would actually-”

- start of a wonderful friendship

- y'all video chatted the minute you got home from school to the minute you went to bed

- yOU GUSY ATE DINNER TOGETHER IT WAS SO CUTE

- you guys always texted each other

- lmao u get in trouble a lot 

- “dINGDONGHYUCK I GOT MY PHONE TAEKN AWAY AGAIN FCHUDH”

- “ahKHSHAKHK”

- you guys roast each other a lot FUCKSKSKSK

- somewhere in between all the roasting n shit, you guys actually started to like each other 

- like - like like each other ya feel??

- you guys didn’t tell each other though lmao

- it was a secret for a very long time

- omG STORY TIME

- SO YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YALL FTING

- AND LIKE

- “uhhh who’s this?”

- ‘its- uh-”

- “im her dada nice to meet u ;))))))”

- yOU WERE BANNED FOR A MONTH FROM YOUR PHONE 

- when u got it again you see you have

- 14789 new texts messages, 653 calls, and 355 facetimes

- lmAO JESUS

- he rly missed u ok ;(

- anYWAY

- whEN YOU GUYS FTED AGAIN YOU CHOKED ON UR SPIT

- cause hyuk is,,,so,,,good,,,looking 

- aND yOU aLMOsT foRGot abOUT hiS bEAuty

- tbh y'all were blushing and stuttering???

- youve never done that before?

- super awkward?

- loL 

- once u guys were having a ft sleepover and u fell asleep first

- so he was just staring at u

- cause you were so beautiful?

- he would’ve stayed up all night and watched u sleep (lol creep) if it wasn’t for the fact that he was super tired like he’s not usually this tired bUT

- you woke up first and

- “is this what it would be like to date him? if so sign me the fuCc up”

- hONESTLY HE LOOKED SO ETHERAL

- FUCJDJDJDJ 

- moving on lol

- sO FOR A SUPRISE HE GOT TICKETS TO GO VISIT YOU FOR 3 MONTHS

- AND HE TOLD U OVER FT

- “guess what”

- “wha ugli”

- “w0w ok i guess u don’t want 2 know”

- “nO I DODODODO”

- “OK,,,,,so,,,,,i got tickets to visit u!”

- cue u screaming and yodelling @ the same time

- YALL WERE SO EXCITED CHUDIDIJIDJ YOU GUYS PLANNED SO MUHC LIKE BIKING, SHOPPING, SWIMMING, HSJSKJSKJ EVERYTHING

- you guys started counting down the days omg it was so exciting hahsjhsjhsjhs

- “4 daYZ!!!”

- u couldn’t keep yo shit together omg 

- anYWAY WHEN YALL MET

- ITS LIKE WHEN THOSE COULES WHO HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER IIN A LONG TIME MEET

- like u were waiting and bAm!!! thErE hE iS!! 

- u squealed and like ran up to him

- he like dropped his stuff and engulfed u in a hug

- hE SMELT SO GOOD HWUHSJK

- everyone around y'all were cooing

- tbh u were cooing

- n like u pull apart and he just???pecks??your???lips??

- your faces were so red omgomgomgomg 

- so like u guys were pretty much a couple

- so while u were touring him around u guys would hold hands n be all mushy and he would be so sweet like giving you gifts

- u liked him so much but ugh he would have to leave soon :(

- time skip to the day he was leaving

- like both of y'all were crying

- and clinging to each other

- it!was!so!sad

- but he said he would visit again sOOn when he finished school

- yALL DONT EVEN KNOW

- anyway imma end it here cause i don’t have any other ideas

- but donghyuk loves u and y'all will work thru long distance relationships just fine


SORRY THIS SUCKED LMAO DDJKDJKDJKD I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK TO THE MAX

ILY

- EMMA

i hate this hell website you always speak over poc when they tell you not to id out of race because mosts times its THEIR fucking race and you guys think it’s funny to say “dude omg it’s not real it doesn’t matter” or “lol this stupid poc kid is overreacting come look” I hate you all

Dạo này chuyển sang lưu nhật kí ở Keep. Vì lười quá.

Hôm nọ lên appstore tải cả tá app về Todo list, hay Lịch trình này và nọ. Chẳng app nào fit nhu cầu hết cả. Hờn, xoá hết đi. Đến cuối lại phát hiện ra bạn Google Keep, và bạn Google Calender. Về cơ bản là tụi nó khá ổn, lúc đó mình đã la ầm lên với bọn bạn là cần gì tìm đâu xa xôi vì cái khỉ gì GG cũng làm ra hết rồi (tình yêu với GG trỗi dậy). Sau này thì xoá GC vì nó cũng giống với cái lịch Ipad, xài cũng được. App của Apple cũng hay ho, điển hình như việc mình có thể dùng Itunes U để học các khoá MOOC thay vì tải Coursera, hay Futurelearn, trong trường hợp có khoá hay ho. Có cả Ghi chú (app mặc định) nhưng mình thích màu mè nên xoá đi, dùng Keep.

Thật ra đối với một con bé mù mọi thứ, thích đơn giản như mình thì tốt nhất nên xài Iphone, và chỉ dùng những app của riêng GG và Apple. Tìm nhiều lười nhắm. À mà chưa vừa ý app mindmap nào, ai recommend hem?

Trong máy chỉ có mấy app này:
Google Keep
Moneylover - Mình đang quản lý chi tiêu bằng bạn này, Huy mua hẳn app Premium cho mình. Thi thoảng khai sáng cho ai đó về app này thì vui lắm.
Memrise - Học từ vựng bằng Flashcard. Tuy nhiên nếu bạn học bằng ứng dụng Apple thì nó hổng có Flashcard đâu nhe. Máy tính hoặc Android sẽ có. Cute hơn.
Grab - Thích Grab hơn Uber, chỉ dùng trong trường hợp “mình vừa có một triệu” hoặc 6 giờ rưỡi vào lớp mà 6 giờ mới dậy.
Coursera hoặc Itunes U - Thiệt ra mình chưa học hết một khoá MOOC nào, tại lười quá, toàn drop, em xin nhỗi.
Pinterest - Đây là nơi cái-gì-cũng-có. Và mình là fan của Pin, haha.

jrantaire  asked:

imagine... Taako eventually teaching Magnus to cook... and they get to the eggs and he's just telling Magnus you know, the whole'tap it on the bowl, pinch gently and pull it apart' but Magnus.... he just... it just breaks. They both stare in horror, but it's gone scoob.... there's shell in the bowl, shell in Magnus's hand... a Greek tragedy

SURGJKVDMBFN recently I was on video call with my gc and I was cooking dinner so I was like lmao its sizzle it up with taako and I went to crack and add an egg to the bowl but I made a hand motion while I was talking and flUNG THE EGG ACROSS THE ROOM AND IT BROKE USRHIJFDBG 

so im imagining magnus being given all this shit over breaking the egg and taako just ribbing him mercilessly and then taako says something about how to do it properly with a flourish and accidentally flings the egg and it hits the fridge and splatters and rolls down wiurosigkdtrh

flowerjom  asked:

dear best friend (this is the happiest one i figured pls)

letters gbless / i have Many best friends but im gna do og friends wifesquad first

DEAR BEST FRIEND:

hey yall can you believe we all met bc of total drama… honestly… total fucking drama…. anyway listen remember the og group chat w about 647382 people in and then it whittled down to just us, the Strongest of the people, and we moved chats a billion times and now here we are in the fuckin mess that is this terrible gc ?? anyway emo stuff under the cut so im not #exposed 

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hyperactivehoshi  asked:

" yoonseok are the real boyfriends " . " yoonmin ? taekook ? idk her srry " , *white ppl memes* , " i wanna kiss namjoons cheeks :( " , " lol wtf is a seventeen bias " , *bias was jimin for like 5 days* , " namjoon better stop that before i ride his dick " , " ICANTFINDNAMJINSMUTBICC ", *reads 15 texting fics*, " top jungkook who ? ". " no dying " , " EUFEN KYS " , " remember that time i shipped jikook for 7 minutes ? ", *sends memes to gc none stop* , I LOVE NAMJOOONNNNN *sees yoongi* MYBB

PLEASE DIE SJDJSKKSKS IM SCREEXHING ITS SO ACCURATE I HATE THIS
i came out to have a good time and honestly im feel so attacked rn wow