LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud
BFF stands for Best Friends Forever
And DAFAMDABOIWFYTTDYUFF stands for Don’t Ask For Another Member During A Broadcast Or I Will Fight You To The Death You Unappreciative Fake Fan
i'm so glad you like reading and staying at home. explain how that solves the problem of you being single all the time though
you're always in the dark. i'm not entirely convinced that you're not a bat
you're so flat footed, but that's ok! potato feet are cute! you're like a little dinosaur!
you said you wouldn't bother me today and yet you're still talking??
i love you but why do you run like an ostrich
please don't hug me right now, you literally look like doofenshmirtz
i wish someone in this house would let me listen to music with them... except, no, not you, don't ever make me listen to that weird shit ever again
i wish we could undo that interaction. i wish you could unsay the things you just said to me. take that sentence back. in fact, i want to un-know you. un-introduce yourself to me and prevent this interaction from ever happening