~enter shikari

3

Now I don’t know about you but I don’t think the primary purpose of your̻ life, of my life and the entirety of the human race is just to blindly consume to support a failing economy and a fault system, fore̜̫̜̥̣͎͉̙͎v͓̻e͉̙̰͙̘͕̘r̮̥ ͙͇͉̠and ever un̩̼t̳͍i͍̼̗͓͙ͅl̗͉ ̹͕͖we run out of ̬͔͍̲̲̗̻̜e̟̝̻̻̰v͔̲e̙͍̬͕͎̬̜̠r̥̮̰y̖̳̺̳ ̝̘̣͚̝recoource ̩̟̞̯͈̯̤̣a͎̯͕̹̪͕̞̥n̮͍̹̩͎͕̜̩d̞͎̫̞̖̯̜̙ ͓̮̬͕̹̹̻have ̪̘̰̯̙̮̣t̩̫̩̙̘͙o̝͔̫̘̠̜̩ ̣͖r̗e̠̖̦͎s̩͎̥͇̳̤͍̭͉o̭̮r̜̬̲̺̳̲t͇͉͓ ͖̹̩͚͖̣t̖̰̤̝̭͈̱̲ͅo̲̣̥̙̹̤ blowing ̹̻̰̥each o̰̗̞̮͕̜t͖͇̙̫̥h͈͚̪͖̹̞̗̪e̟̲r͖ ̠̯̖̝̺͇̹̺u̝̠͈p̜̗͓̲ ̘̳̳t͈͉ͅo̱̗͎̩̹̺ͅ ̲e̼͍̰̤̰̘̳n̹̰͎͇̬͕s͎̤u͓̥̝̤̘͕̘̠̥r͙̼̦̤͈e̱̣̹̲͈̗̻͉ ̘̠̩͍̻̱̠̜o͖̳̝u͖̰͙̟͔r͍͎͔̲ͅ ̝̬͉o̝͖̯w̤̰̟n̖̤͎̻ ͍̦̭̥͕̬̪s̝̦̭̰͔͔̙̬ụ̞̮͚̘̹r͕̖̙̠̜ͅͅṿ̙͙i͇͓̝̖͚v͓͙a͓͓̩̱̥l̼̦̣̬̩̺̬̘.͍͖̗̝̳ ̳I̱ ̤̹͕̙͉d̘̫͉̬̩̪o̭ͅṋ̠'͉̪̭̮̲̜̝̻ț̟̰͖͎̳̥̻ ͕͇̹̮t̯͇̱̫͙h͕̮ị͔̫̟͈̱n̹̮̯̫͇̘̙k̬̤͇ ̲͙̺w̯̟̖e̺͓̪̳̟͙͖'͔͈͓̜̲͍̣ͅr̠̥̳̜̩ͅe͓̺̙ͅͅ ͉͔s̠̹̱̤u͚̮͙͉p̤͉̻̭̠̺̗p̼͈̭͇̠͉o̫̘̱̤̗̪͙s͈ͅe̗̮͖̳͈̖̬̫ͅd̺͓̙̘̻ ̙̲͉͈͈̻ͅt̮͙̰o̪͓ ͉̼͖̫s͉̠̱̫͕i̖̺̹̺t͙̙̘̼̜̯ͅ ͕̭͕̬̲ͅb͙̭͖̳͕͖y̖̱̭͖͍ ̭̫i̯̠̣̹͍̦͙̟d͙͈̣̝̳̥̦̭l̝̖͙e̫̰̪ ͓̯̯̥̻̠͙w̥̺̤̱h͕̺͙̩͔̝̗i̠͕̤l͖͖̩̬e͎͙̘̥̮̗͇̩̳ ̗͈̹̥͍̣̖̱w̞̘̮̯͚̞̖͇͇ḙ̜̹͕̬ ͖̮͖̮͍͎c̖͇̞͙̹͉ͅo̻̪̣̬̺̠̥ṉ͔͔t͇̙̭̬i̘n̮̱̩͉̼̺u̪͎͖̺̭͈e͕͎̜̼̠̱͍͍ ̻͔̯t̜̤̞̳̳̮̼o͖͈̪ ̲̝̬̤u͙̜̺͖̙s̫̖͕̭̼̹̲͎ḛ͇̹̺̗͍ ͎̗a̰͕̜̪ͅ ̫͎ͅl̟͇ọ̖͚͙̬̞̭̯n̗̣̲g̪̞̗̻̻ ̻͉̣̼͖͙͎̖̘o͚̟̙̺̘͉͎̺̣u̙̻t̟̺̤̥͓̹d͉͈͈a̲̱̪̮̖̖̺̝t̫̻̯̦͇̫̞̪e̤̘͇͍̰d͚̳͔͍̬̱͕̭̻ ̗̗̯͍̘͇s̲̹̞̙̩͚̱̩̱y͖͇̤̲s̬̩͉tͅḙ̫m̥͓̲̝͈͍͓̜͈ ͓̥̻t͓h̫͉̠̩̱͍ͅa̳̥̱̙͉̖̬̗t͉̗̯͕̟̘ ̻̜͙̜͚̦p͍̠͉̪͚r̯͎ͅo͚̺̝̬̫̙d̟͈̼̪u͎̟̗c̟̖e̠͇͇̼͎͇̰s͉̫̘̟͚͈̰͔ ̪̺w͕̬̤̥ͅa̦̬̲͉r͙̯͖̟̗,͖͖̲͎ ̫̞p̱̘̠̬̰̫o̙̙̖̱v̩̬ͅẹ̱̳̻̮̹̣r̹t̯̜̘y͍̣,̬͙̗̥̜͖̘̮ ̖͓̲c͙̘̲̦̭͈o͎̖̰̻̗̥̤̺̖l͎͚̯ͅḻ̝̙̫͉͖̱u̹̩s̯̜̗̣̣ͅi̥͎̺o̱͕n̳͇̥̳͙ͅ,̼̰̬̣ͅ ̻͙̯̭̣ͅc͕̙o̜̳̜͉̰ͅr̝̮̗̳̥͈r̦͔̣͓͓̙̜̠̳ụ͔p͍̫̗̙ṭ̳͇̝̦i̻̙̟̘͉̟ͅo̳̪͙̯̖n̖̰,̪̳̱̠̘͍̻ ̫̻̭͎͈͓͍̼̤r̯̠̭͔̻̻̝̪u͎̬̺̘̯͎͔̤̩i̲̰̼̘̲͎͍n͉̪̣s̱̥̪ ͈̝̼̖̥o̰̭̱̖u̩̼̗͇̮̪̮̺r̹̱̗̩̖͍ ̣̠̱͓̮̠͙ͅḛ̯̞̟ͅͅn͎̙̯̘̮͖v̗̬͙i̗̹̜̤̘r̺ͅo͉̯̰̮̖̖̖n͖̠͚͍̫͈͓ͅm̥͓͙͕̪̝ẹ̣͉̤̬̣̭͖̭n͎͎̙̥̱͉t̼͙̯̜ ̟̘̗̣̥͖̖̙̰a̫̮͉n̙̪̱d̺͍̮͕͇̜ ̺̮̗̳̫̲̼t͕̯̲͉̲̝h̩̙̠͈r͉̟͚͙̪e̘͇͇͚̺͈̜̮a̬̝̹̮̥̭t̥e̘̰̮͉n͖͍̰͖̪̘̰s̼ ̮͔̙͎e̠̙͕͓͇̻̼ͅͅv͈̠͓̘̩͉̯e̼̪̬̰͚̤r͔̤y̹̤͎̗ ͉̟a̯̠̫̻̝̣̬͍s̼̞̗͉̖̠͕̗̜p̘͔̭̲̻e̲̖c̗͖̠͉͓͇ͅͅt͖̙͇̟̹͖̹ ̰̰̣̼̲̗o͓͚̹͖̻͓f̝̘ ̖o̞̦̳͖͔̟u͙͙̻͙͓͔r͓͖̥ ̖͔͇̼͈h̞̰̻̩̤̳̥e̪̯a̤̩͍̼̳̬ͅͅͅl̮t͉͈͉̜h̘̫̝̖̦͖̤ ̱̟̟̺͓̤͓̩̹a̰͈̻̟n͔̜̜̰d̘͈ ͎̗̘̮ͅd̰̳̲̺̘̯̩̭̟o̲̣͖̳̳͇̘e͇̥̳̩̭̭s̖̟͓͙̭ ̖̠͖̪̘ṉ̪̜̦̪͚̺ͅo̙t̬͕̬̣̣͇͓̞h̺̠͙͇i͖̙̙̰͈̲n͔̪̫̫̟̜̮g͇̖̩ ͔̠̳̯̳̙͉b̺̯̫͓̫̦̘̙u̗̩̞̺ͅt̖̗̺͚̞̹̗̗͈ ̝̯͍͚d̙̞i͈̪̤̩v͍̻͕̮̼i̤̰̻̲̞̱d̳͇̫͉̭e͈̬̮̠̦̝ ̮̫̥a̯̝n͎̣̥̞̹d̬̫͙͇̱ ̦̞̫͍̬̬͙s̟͓̦̤̺̲̘̣e̠͓̳͖g̣̤̬̹̤̠̠̜r̯͈̪͕̠̮e͇͍͕͍͇g̭̗̦̫̣͎̞a͚̲̟̦͖̩̦̙t̩̬̺̭̠͙ͅẹ̦̦͇̗̥̬̠ ̻͚̹̗͈̘͚u̳͕s̬̯͚̣̦̻̞͔.̺̤̟͍͚̦͖ ̥͇̩̦̫̠̮̱I̝͔ ̤̯͖̲̦͉ͅd̝̤o̫̦̳̼͖n̦͎̰͍͍̹̖̺͙'̟̙͚̹̲̠ͅt̼̹̺͓̝͉̬͉ ̬̜̘͕̮̱t̖̠̮̫̰h͉̹̟̩̖̭̝i̩̲n͕k̪͎̞̤̙̰̲ ͖̟h̞͈̞̰͔o͖̗̗̘̦͎̼̜w̼͔͔͚̮ ̻̳̲͎̼̥m̥̫͍̲͈͔u͇̼̻̟̪͙̬c̠̠̯̞̼̬͍͈h̘͙͈̲ ̻̫̦̼̟̼̪͙m̞̠̠̹͚͕i̲̝̺͔̤͈͈ͅl̯͙̺̜̠͍i͉͎̺̪̫̮̞͕t̗͓̥̳̝a͈͎r͍͉̲̯͎̦y͍͇͙̻͎ ̯̞͙̜͖̯̮ͅe̖̺̯̖̝ͅq͉͉̩͍̮̻̦̤̩u̻̦̹i̖̘̙̱̩̤̣̖p̫̫͍̼̣̗̤̬m̱͈̙͈̩̞̩e̘̮̯̠n̩̤̪̘̳̠̳̣̮t̜̜͓̻͇̬͔ ̮̟͓̤͖̲̝ͅw̻͔͚̤̲̜̳e̗̱͕ ̤̗a̝̠̣ͅr̺̤̰̻e̹̦̰̠ ̺̝̺͕s̭̣e͎̼̳̞̥̱ͅḽl̯̣̮̱͎͙i̫̹͉̳n̲̺͇͇g̙̥̲̥̹̜̣ͅ ̖̝̪t̰͇̪o̤̰̖͓͖̗ ͉̙̝̺͔o̜̪t͔̩͈̭h͈̲͇̬͇͓̲̞ͅe̠̩̯̞̠̣̱̹r̳͉̖͍̳͇̖̭ ̼̦̮͚̼̲̩c̫o̰̙̜u̮̗͙̟n̟͇͉͚̱̺̞̞t̝͓͔̟̹̤̼̘͈r̖͔̥̙̟͇̜͕i̹̬͖̠e͕̝̹̗͎̼s͍͎͙̮̝ͅ,̥̭̤̟ ̬̳̠̘̭̪͔h̦̮̥̮̻̣͓̲o͙͇͓͙̹̬̩ͅw̞̙̳ ͔͓͙͓m̙̘͓̼̙̟̥a̱̪n͎̗͚y̺̤̖̘ ͉̪̬͇h̥̦͓̱̲͔̝ͅy̹̳̙d̩͙͓͎r̲̱̟o̫̦c̫̥͖̰a̝̗̺̭̳̥̘r̥̯̝̭̮̣b̦̗͍̼̱̱̖ͅo̥̮̙̥̬̦͇n̜͍̯̘̲͔̪̫s̰͉̣̟̗͖̝̮̣ ̪w͉̙̯̫̳̫̝e͔̦͕̞͎͚'̞̳r̲̙e͇̰͙͓̲̟ͅ ͎̮͕̺̙̩̬̙̫b̲̬̲̰͍̪̬u̹͕r͈̝̼̥̼̼͔n̲̘i̥̙͚n̺̰̰̫͎͖̺̺g̦̳̫̗̰͇͔,̥̜ ̥͎̹̻̻h̙͔͎̼͔̘̦̥o̰̣̭̟̗̳̫̟w͓̰̝͉̝̰̜ ̻̮̺m̫̱̱͓͖͔͎͇u̯̗͓̰̤̳c̰̠͉̙h̙̹͖̦̜̪͍ ̙͇̺̦͙m̘̟̣o̲̪̳̥͍͓ͅn̜͉̤͖̞e͖͙̲͍̪y̬̺̫̤ ̳̯͚̖i̙̯̟s̮͚ ̻̻̠̯͔̖̭̘b̺͇e̜̣͈͇̼i̹̲̫̩͎n͉̤̻̖ͅg̞͎̲̫ ͕̯̭p̥͚̤r̬̬̠͓̯̗̹̙̙i̗͙̳̹̝͎n͍̱͍̩ͅt̘̭e̩͙d̟̱̱̼̬̗ ͉͚̩̱̝a̰̺̗͕̮n͓̲͇͍͈̳̘d͍̝ ̘͔̤̮̻̰̜͔e̹͎̙̺͎ͅx̞̤͙̹͇̹c̪͉̞̬̣͉͎ͅh͖̬̣̯̘a̫̤̤̻̥̪n̻̱͔̮g̪̖̦e͉͎̱̳̞̗d͈̝͈̺̦̻̫,̳̺͖ ͉̙̰̟̦̥͕̤i̠̗͈͈ṣ̟̱̠̲ ̳̻̘̜̙a͙̠̯ ͕̯̝̹̭͈ͅg̰̼͙o͓o̩͖̲̘̩̻̻̗̻d̠͎̫͙̯̟̣ ͙̟̼̣͔ͅm͚̮̻e̥̺͉̬̩a̙̥̤s̳̩u͔͖̳r͎̘̺̰͙e͇̭͕͎̞͔̗͔ ̻̺̗̹̰͇̠o̩͇̠̜f̹͔̖͖ ̝̣̝h̙̼o͕̥̬w̫͕̭ ͔̙͔̘̠͚h̞̬̯̗͙ẹ̦̦̬͉ͅa̮̠̙͖̼̫͚͚̝l̮̫̲t͎͇̗̜͕h̳͍̥̣͕̗y̙͓͓ ̲͚̱o͉̥̱̪̯u͍̟͔̞̤r͚ ̦̮͖͖̗͔͈̣̱șo̠̻͚̠̪c͕̙͙i̜͍̩͈e̙̩̬ͅͅt̳̻͕̙̱̪̖̹̦y͚͖̭͍ͅ ̥̖͓͍͉i̝͕̝͚ͅs͙͍̹͖ ͙͕̘b̳̜̦̟̮͈u̩̭͎̞̘̫̮̭̫t̹̩̫͎̩͍̘ ̗̺͈̟̭̻̤̭I͚͕͖̖̞̬͎ ͕̠̭̦ḍo̠̯̥͓̞ ͎̰̯̗̝t̪h̫̫͇̭͎̫̗͈i͎̹̖̜͍͇̫n͔k̟͓̬ ̦͕̲͖̯̬͙I͔̖̞̻̦͙̙ ̻̹̠c̗̮͕̥̹a̤͉̩̯n̯͇̖̻̭ ͇̘s̞͖̩̞͈̩͔p̼̝e̙̰͍͈͔̻̩̞a͎̥̖̺k̫͎ ̘̥͚̠̮f̦̭͓̪̱o̯͔͚̞̟̥̟͕r̟͈̣͇ͅ ̖̣͎̦̗̱͚̳e̼͓̬̘͓͈̲̪͉v͚̱̥͔̜̜͉͎̰e̼̬r͚͙̰y̬͈o̦̘̙̱̲̩̪̘n͍̩̰e͈̣ ̰̟̭͇w̲̟̻̠̲̮̘ͅͅh̰̻̭͙͓e̗̪̳͇n̤ ͎̘̻̭͚̣I̝̩͈̪͖̜ ͎̙̤̤͓s͔̫̪̼͎a̝͍̟ỵ̙̠̰̬


We’re sick of this shit.

If Bands Were People
  • Fall Out Boy: Moody teen that turned into a slightly less moody adult with a record label.
  • Panic! at the Disco: Has had so many personality and style changes that you wonder if they're still the same person.
  • Arctic Monkeys: Cheeky northern lad that got out of Yorkshire and discovered hair gel and sunglasses.
  • The 1975: Indie-aesthetic looking guy repeatedly shouting "PINK IS THE NEW BLACK".
  • Enter Shikari: Gets extremely worked up and passionate but only about politics and the environment.
  • Twenty One Pilots: One of the most incredibly interesting people you will ever meet but is very quiet and doesn't really want a fuss made.
  • Muse: Conspiracy theorist that's convinced the government is watching him and that we'll all be murdered by drones.
  • Bring Me The Horizon: Used to incomprehensibly scream at everyone but now has arguments in perfect falsetto, backed by electro-choirs.
  • Bastille: That person obsessed with wolves.