anonymous asked:

I've been having really bad days this past week- but seeing your mikayuu art always makes me a little happier because it's so cute ! so I wanted to say thank you for having this really nice artblog uv u it really makes my day seeing your art of mikayuu

Your message has lit up my day I’m smiling like a babu rn!! I’m honestly glad the Mikayuu vibes cheer you up, and I really hope you’ll have a wonderful day!!

“Can I help you, m’lord?” 

Vlad turned, then started at the unexpectedly close proximity of the barmaid who was smiling coyly up at him. If she were any closer he’d have felt compelled to propose out of propriety.

“Um,” he said, watching as her fingers trailed slowly up her neck, head tilting to the side in an inviting manner as she reached to tuck an errant curl away from her face. “You haven’t seen a werewolf around here, have you?”

“What?” She blinked. 

“Dark hair, blue eyes?” Vlad hazarded, gesturing the length of himself “About my height but about twice as broad and looks like he could bench press a horse and carriage if he wanted to?”

“Oh, him.” her tone flattened like a punctured souffle. “There was a fight and he broke it up. Cook’s resting his hand on ice.”

“Of course he did,” Vlad rolled his eyes.

“Are you sure there’s nothing I can get for you, m’lord?” the barmaid tried again, twirling the end of a piece of silk which acted for a poor woman’s choker. “Whatever you’d like?”

Vlad smiled politely, “No, thank you,, now if you’ll excuse me…”

“Look, sorry…is that it?”

“What?” Vlad blinked.

“Only I thought…we thought…”

Vlad looked up and found himself the subject of scrutiny from several pairs of eyes, all of them belonging to a gaggle of pretty girls in possession of varying degrees of ample bosom very nearly on display, and hungry, hard smiles. One of them had even managed to conveniently prick her finger.

Oh dear…he thought, fang chasers.

“Look, I’m sure you’re all lovely and you’d make wonderful drones,” Vlad sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Some of you might even survive the full bite. But you can’t just flash a bit of clavicular notch and expect a quick nip and an invitation to eternal darkness. We’re not all balcony jumpers you know.”

I’m not sure if this will make the final cut, but Vlad being forever indignant about the stereotype that vampires are soulless ravishing blood suckers rendered senseless at the sight of a bit of negligee and some blood is my favorite.

#notallvampires #vampireshavefeelingstoo #thanksbutnofangs

i just?? care about joshualina a lot

anonymous asked:

Prompt: Spock is trying to woo Bones, but said doctor is completely oblivious because there is no way anyone would want a grumpy old divorced doctor, let alone Spock who is amazing and wonderful. Basically poor Bones has some self-esteem issues, and even though he's head over heels in love with Spock, he's so sure there is no way Spock could ever want him.

I need to get my writing mojo going and kill some time! Send me a ship or a character, and a word (or an au) and I’ll write a 500-1000 word drabble for it.

So it’s more Leonard being cantankerous and confused rather than being down on himself, but this prompt seemed to nicely follow another one I did. I hope this is okay for you Nonnie!

Part 1: Spock POV

Vulcans are weird.

Okay, it’s not like Leonard knows many Vulcans, well, really he only knows a half Vulcan so…

Half Vulcans are weird.

It doesn’t take much to figure that out. First they’re all stoicism and logic doing everything so by the book you just want to smack them upside the head with one, and then they’re all wild, deeply emotional displays that leave you staring in open mouthed shock trying to figure out how you’re supposed to process what’s just happened. There’s no middle ground with them that’s for sure, and they certainly keep you on your toes. Well, at least Spock does.

The man is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma that is impossible to read and defies all attempts to understand him. You’d think for a person that’s so damned invested in logic, that there would be a logical way to determine just what it is that makes him tick.

There isn’t; Leonard’s tried, because that would just be too damn easy now wouldn’t it?

It’s a very good thing that Leonard likes a challenge.

Half Vulcans are confusing.

Leonard has always assumed that Spock only tolerates him because he respects his medical qualifications and abilities. On a personal level, he’s always gotten the impression that Spock would be just as content if their paths never crossed - which, honestly, Leonard was completely fine with because Spock seems to have a very unique ability to rile Leonard up with very little effort.

So imagine his joy when, after a little moment of weakness on Joanna’s birthday, Spock kept randomly showing up wherever Leonard went.

Okay, they’re on a space ship, there’s only so many places a person, especially an officer, can go. Bu it’s still a very big space ship, and there should be no reason for Spock to randomly appear from behind every corner Leonard turns.

Now if it was Jim, Leonard would, does, understand. Now though, he’s seeing more of Spock than he does of Jim. Turn around in med-bay, and there’s Spock watching him with a bland expression that Leonard might mistake for boredom, if not for the fact that Spock’s in med-bay during his free shift. Spock sits with Leonard during meals now, and even walks with him from the officer’s mess toward med-bay when their meal hour is over – and he has no idea when their meal times started lining up, but it’s been every day for a month now.

Then there’s the touching – which if he’s being honest with himself, Leonard doesn’t mind. They’re just small, seemingly accidental, unconscious grazes of Spock’s fingers over him - the back of his hand in the hall way, the inside of his wrist in med-bay, along the back of his neck as Spock passes behind him in the mess hall. Now, they’re not unpleasant, far from it, they send a pleasurable little tingle down Leonard’s spine that he has to consciously force himself not to notice, but it is a little unnerving. Aren’t Vulcans supposed to be touch empaths?

Either way, it all has Leonard feeling jumpier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

“Excuse me, doctor.”

Leonard nearly jumps out of his skin at the sound of Spock’s voice. He turns away from the inventory he’s organizing to look at Spock, his eyebrow rising with a silent demand to know what the hell the man is doing in his med-bay when it’s clear that he has no injury. “Yeah? What is it, Spock? I’m a bit busy, as you might be able to tell.”

“Yes I see that, my apologies for interrupting. I came to inquire whether you would like to join me for a meal this evening.”

Leonard’s eyebrow climbs higher. “You’ve been eating every meal with Jim and I, Spock. Don’t think I can exactly stop you.”

“You misunderstand, Leonard. I was speaking of a private dinner, between the two of us. I have acquired some Kentucky bourbon, and the captain has informed me that you are quite fond of it.”

Leonard stares, his mind frantically tries to process all the information being thrown at it. Is Spock asking him on a date? Do Vulcans date? Does Spock even know what a date is? No, no probably not. That’s just ridiculous. He’s a middle-aged, divorced, human, why had he even thought the word date? Spock probably just doesn’t like bourbon and sees this as the most effective way to get rid of it without being disrespectful to the person who had given it to him.

“All right,” Leonard responds at last, his voice a little wary. “I never say no to a spot of good bourbon. I’ll be by at the end of Beta.”

Spock nods “I look forward to it, Leonard.” Is that- is that a smile tugging at the corner of his lips? It’s gone before Leonard can be sure, and Spock’s out the door and probably back to the bridge.

What in the hell?

Half Vulcans are impossible.

It’s been another long day, and all Leonard is looking forward to, now that all the fires are put out, is his bed and a nice glass of bourbon. There’s only so much hell a man can live through before enough is enough.

He’s just gotten out of the shower when there’s a knock on his door. “Yeah just a minute.”

It better not be someone coming to bring him back to medical. He turned his damn comm off for a reason. If it’s a true emergency Jim can override, but anything short of the plague breaking out or a full on Klingon invasion force his very capable medical staff can deal with.

He pulls on a pair of sweats and throws a t-shirt over his head then goes to let whoever it is in.

The door slides open to reveal Spock standing there with a- “Is that a bouquet?”

He must be more tired than he thought, his imagination is getting the better of him.

“Indeed. May I come in, Leonard?”

“That- Yeah, yeah sure.” Shaking his head, Leonard steps aside to let Spock through, and the door hisses shut behind him.

They stand there for a moment, both of them awkward, just staring at each other.

“So…a bouquet?” Leonard can feel a smile growing, though he’s not sure if it’s hysteria or not, so he tries to keep it under control.

“Yes. For you. I was talking to Jim, and it seems as though the intentions in my romantic overtures to you were not being fully understood. I asked him what he thought the best way was to make my intentions plain-”

Leonard groans and pinches the bridge of his nose. He can feel a headache coming on. “Did you honestly ask Jim for advice on dating? On dating me?

Spock blinks, nods, and then, then comprehension dawns. “I suppose that was not wise, Jim will-”

“Jim is going to tease us for the next millennia, you can count on it.” Still, Leonard smiles, and reaches to take the flowers Spock is still holding.

Their hands brush. Spock trails his index and middle finger up the back of Leonard’s hand, sending that delicious tingling through him all over again. “It is worth it, because now I get to see you smile.”

Half Vulcans are impossibly confusing idiots, but in this case, Leonard can’t bring himself to care. A warm bloom of happiness fills him and his smile widens as he meets Spock’s earnest gaze.

“So, Spock, what exactly are your intentions toward me?”

Psychedelica of the Black Butterfly Prologue 01-04 Translation + Video

(σ゚∀゚)σ  Yooo sinners~! I’ve gotten asked to translate this game in the past and I was kinda ehhh about it. But then I heard loads of good things. Nil Admirari was another one requested to me a lot. You have to consider though, I have to buy the games I translate. I can’t be spending hundreds of dollars on games since I don’t work. ヽ(´▽`;)/  I chose psychedelica because I liked the system set-up better and the atmosphere. Plus I’m a sucker for amnesia plots. No one knows shit in the beginning of this game.

This will be a test run. If people show interest, I’ll continue. If not, I dunno haha.


Prologue is 7 parts long. This is the first half.

Video is raw only. (´ω`*)  Translation is the post. I hope you enjoy~

~~[Prologue: Part 1]~~

*Scenes Flash By Until It Stops At A Bus In The Rain*

*Muffled Voices*

???: Ahh. I see. I guess that’s true. It’s something that can’t be undone.

???: What do you mean?

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Morning Glory / Jongkey

Rating: PG-13 to NC-17

Summary: The mornings are made better by KIbum’s wonderful lips

Jonghyun sleeps in most of the time being that he stays up late to compose or just to watch TV. Kibum—his boyfriend of two years—always tells him that it’s bad for his eyes but Jonghyun’s reply is always something cheesy and oh-so cliché that makes Kibum cringe his way away from the older. “You say TV is bad for me, but your radiant smile Kibum is so bright, I’ve already gone blind.”

Kibum would gag and then stare at Jonghyun in awe and ask him how he thought up such phrases so quickly and if he had them stored up. Jonghyun would tap his temple and with a crooked grin he’d reply. “My thoughts have been expanding in an attempt to please you.”

But this morning was different, Kibum was up bright and early even though he didn’t go to sleep late last night. He had a long shift and then a late musical broadcast. So he came home around midnight and of course that night of all nights Jonghyun wanted to have sex.

“Kibum, come on, I’m practically begging you.” Jonghyun groans slipping his hand down to grip Kibum’s ass. “Fuck off, Jjong, I’m tired.” Kibum’s grumpiness spiked up five levels on late nights, especially when he was worn out. Jonghyun feigns hurt and backs away with a frown. “But I just want your hands in my hair and your lips on my neck.” Jonghyun hums and Kibum brushes past him. “Dirty talk won’t work on me tonight, babe.” He calls and so with great defeat Jonghyun retreats to the bedroom, his stride sulky.

Kibum steps down the hallway (he slept on couch last night so Jonghyun wouldn’t try anything) and he walks on his tip-toes a giddy grin playing along his full lips. He’d surprise his sweetheart of two years with a morning present. He gently pushes the door open to the room and his eyes flicker with love across Jonghyun’s soundly sleeping frame. His chest would heave out before sinking slowly back in and in that moment, Kibum appreciated Jonghyun’s habit of undressing in his sleep.

His pale chest and his tan, brown nipples that Kibum would suck on occasion before biting (much to Jonghyun’s pleasure) and the glorious indentations of his abs made Kibum swallow with anticipation and excitement for what he was about to do. “Wakey-wakey,” Kibum coos and Jonghyun stirs turning on the bed and squinting to look a Kibum. “Bummie? What time is it?”

“Seven in the morning.” Kibum replies stepping towards the end of the bed and stopping. “What? Really?” his voice was hoarse and rough in the way Kibum liked. His morning voice. The time when he was most sensitive and unaware.

“Yeah, wanna go back to sleep?” Kibum asks placing one hand to the bed and sinking a knee at a time into the mattress. “You can if you want.” Kibum continues hoping that Jonghyun would talk some more in his slow and gravely morning voice. “No…I should get up.”

“Mm, you should.” Jonghyun sits up finally taking notice of Kibum’s position. “Bummie, babe, what are you doing?” he asks, his brown eyes resting on Kibum’s head which was hidden beneath the blanket and nearing his crotch. “Nothing.” Kibum hums and Jonghyun snorts.

“You can’t just say nothing when I can feel your breath on my cock.”

“It’s your fault for not wearing boxers.”

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In Idaho, an ice cream potato is a real thing you can get at the fair.

(It’s vanilla ice cream covered in cocoa powder to look like a potato, not ice cream made out of potatoes. Although I’m sure someone somewhere has done the latter at some point, and now I kinda want to try that.)


i made a meme

haikyuu!! fic: tongue tied (ch. 15)

title: tongue tied
pairing: initial oikawa/kuroo, eventual iwaizumi/oikawa and kuroo/kenma
chapter word count: 12,868
total word count: 105,511
summary: [college!au] “so you’re hooking up with oikawa, the guy i’m in love with, because it’s the only way you can deal with kenma, the guy you’re in love with?” iwaizumi asks slowly. kuroo frowns a little, strokes his chin contemplatively. “i can see why you punched me now, iwaizumi. i totally deserved it.”

[ ao3 ]

alwaysdoodling  asked:

1. Toby Fox 2. Vegetoid 3. Asriel 4. Lesser Dog 5. Asgore 6. Endogeny 7. Loox 8. Tsunderplane 9. Royal Guard 10. Echo flowers FINAL ANSWER: TRAVELTALE

Your answers are correct, good work Meomi. The portal is open for you now, please step through to find the box that holds Sans~