~ag

Dragon Age “Favorite Game” Alignments:

Lawful Origins
-knows everything about the DA universe
-reads all the codex entries
-actually knows things about story structure
-nerd

Neutral Origins
-romances alistair every time
-can never bring themselves to make evil choices
-loves the music
-cries a lot

Chaotic Origins
-“FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS DIRECT FROM ORZAMMAR”
-just replays all the different prologues over and over
-restarts when they get to ostagar

Lawful 2
-thinks DA2 was unfairly judged in comparison to origins
-has Strong Opinions ™ about anders
-thinkpieces and meta
-secretly bitter

Neutral 2
-really just loves all the DA2 characters
-like, REALLY loves them
-a lot
-fix-it fic and coffee shop AUs
-probably bisexual

Chaotic 2
-has only played 2
-“wtf is a darkspawn lol”
-purple dialogue options
-probably a blood mage

Lawful Inquisition
-enjoys fetch quests
-takes time to craft new weapons and armour at regular intervals
-talks to every companion between every single mission
-looks up walkthroughs and quickloads whenever a companion disapproves

Neutral Inquisition
-Inquisition was their first DA game
-avoids fandom drama
-just genuinely enjoys all the games
-the most chill

Chaotic Inquisition
-“HOLY SHIT YOU CAN JUMP”
-spends 90% of their time falling off of roofs in skyhold
-runs into dragon battles 20 levels too soon and gets destroyed
-tries to glitch on purpose

Important meet-cutes in Dragon Age canon:

Dorian: “Ah you’re finally here! Good, you can help me kill these demons.”

Anders: Channels a spirit with glowing eyes to threaten you before even saying hello

Sera: Tells a stupid joke then kills a guy right in front of you

Fenris: tricks you into fighting a dozen slavers then rips a mans heart out of his chest right in front of you

Cassandra: Imprisons and interrogates you for causing the actual apocalypse

Zevran: Tries to literally assassinate you

I want to seee all of the DAI companions as cats.

Cole is the kind of kitten where you’re always wondering how??? they got in there/up there/did that??

Varric is a talker, a noisy cat, always meowing affectionately, especially at the other cats, and sometimes you swear you can understand him.

Sera is a troublemaker. You don’t have to wonder which cat knocked your plant off the sill, it’s always her.

Vivienne is very dignified, does not like to be petted, and is constantly judging all of your life choices, but will hover if there’s someone around you don’t like and is not above using her claws.

Cassandra is the cat that thinks she’s a dog, specifically a guard dog, and loudly hisses and yowls whenever someone strange is at the door. But she’s also the cat that is curled up at your feet every night, purring.

Dorian is vain, always grooming himself, and the most affectionate, constantly butting his head under your hand for attention.

Blackwall is quiet, you often forget he’s there, but if you’re having a particularly rough day, he’ll come purr in your lap until you stop crying.

Solas is the weird cat. The one that definitely sees ghosts and definitely freaks you out by staring at nothing and randomly hissing. Second only to Dorian in demanding attention.

Iron Bull is huge, and so fluffy, the most fluffy. He likes to laze around in sunbeams and is the most willing to play with Cole and Sera when they’re feeling rambunctious.