~*~numbers~*~

  • Yuuri: Hey, can I ask you guys something? Can you keep a secret?
  • Phichit: Do you know anything about me?
  • Yuuri: Good point... Whatever, so you know Victor? I kinda had sex with him last night.
  • Yuri: What?
  • Yuuri: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other.
  • Phichit: He's right, Yurio. Did you not know that?

anonymous asked:

What about the mental image of the past Avatars arguing like Mulan's ancestors over Aang's choose on running away?

Kyoshi: I knew it, I knew it, that Aang was a flake from the start!

Yangchen: Don’t look at me, he gets it from Kuruk’s side of the reincarnation!

Kuruk: He’s just trying to have a childhood.

Roku: If he isn’t found, he will eventually die, in the Avatar State! Our line will be forever broken, resistance to the Fire Nation will disintegrate!

Wan: Not to mention Vaatu will destroy the world.

Yangchen’s Predecessor With The Cool Hat: My reincarnation never caused such trouble, she became an Air nun.

Roku: Well we can’t all be Air nuns!

Kyoshi: No, somebody’s next reincarnation had to get himself frozen in an iceberg!

PSA FOR THE OLD MEMERS

I will not blame you for wanting to leave the Lazytown fandom for it being an “old meme”. It’s clear that’s what you came here for and now you can leave as you wish, I’m not here to guilt you. But I will say this: Leave Quietly.

Don’t guilt us for still liking it.
Don’t comment rude shit on the creator’s profiles.
Don’t say anything. Just Leave.

But remember that when the next Lazytown meme makes us popular again we will welcome you back with open arms. Don’t forget our hospitality just like we won’t forget your wrath. Goodbye! 💙💖💜

Kristen Stewart in numbers.

$4.4bn - total box office gross to date

77% - of that box office gross from the Twilight franchise

1 - ranking on Forbes highest paid actresses list in 2012

17 -  length in minutes of Stewart’s short film Come Swim, which debuts at this month’s Sundance Film Festival

6 - Songs sung on The Runaways’ soundtrack.

(From Total Film, 2017 March issue)

“Everything is worth it. The hard work, the times when you’re tired, the times where you’re a bit sad, in the end, it’s all worth it because it really makes me happy. There’s nothing better than loving what you do.” - Aaliyah