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i have this ridiculously self-indulgent idea for a retelling of twilight princess where everything is pretty much the same except zelda goes questing with midna and link; and the whole thing has a victorian aesthetic because i have no self-control.

oh…and zelly is the illegitimate child of the king of hyrule so she doesnt live in the castle and is not kept hostage by zant. her entire character arc revolves around the fact that she is the rightful heir to the throne because she is the one blessed with the power of the goddesses, but zelda doesnt want to reveal herself based only on that. she will save her kingdom, dammit! she will prove herself worthy on her own merits.

and then her and link fall in love (ofc lolsobs) while midna is 200% done with their nonsense because they are dumb.

as i said, ridiculously self-indulgent.

… anyways if all you’re getting from the pôcrppositivity event is ‘boohoo the non-whites are being mean to to me for no reason :((( it was just one cracker not the whole box :(((’ you owe every poc in the community ten dollars, i don’t make the rules

(Alec’s pov) If people were to undersell one part of parenting it’s how hard it is. After a long and extremely tiring day of meetings and hunts I finally stumble into my home hoping to find rest and relaxation. Instead I walk in to find my boyfriend and son trying to redcoate the room. Normally this is nothing new Magnus loves to redecorate although this time a major difference was that all of our furniture was floating in the air as was our son. Normally I’d be shocked or worried but this had to be the least dangerous thing I’ve seen them do this week. I watch them wondering if I should be more worried I mean my 4 year old son was floating in the air while chewing on a lamp cord. I shut the door and walk over behind Magnus “whatcha doing there?” I ask suppressing a yell when he jumps his magic breaks and everything starts falling. Quite quickly though Magnus notices and uses magic to keep Max in the air letting everything else come crashing down. I stare horror as max giggles. I watch Magnus turn around sheepishly while bringing max down into his arms “your home early.” I nod “I thought I’d come home and try to relax for a bit though I seem to be enduring more stress then I did at work ” I say laughing a bit. Sensing he wasn’t in trouble I see Magnus relax “we were decorating ” I nod “mhm I could tell by the fact everything was floating around including Max.” He laughs a bit “he asked what it would feel like to be furniture and after my failed attempt turning him into a-you know what your stressed you don’t wanna hear what we’ve been up too.” I raise my eyebrows suspiciously but nod I’d hear the story later “well I hope our new piece of furniture is ready for bed…2 hours ago.” Magnus smiles “we lost track of time.” I roll my eyes playfully “mhm ok well it’s bedtime for the both of you. I say taking Max from his arms gently I smile as he yawns and lays down on my shoulder "let’s get him to bed mostly so we can get to bed.” I kiss Max’s forehead and we lay him in bed tucking him in. He yawns and rubs his eyes “I’m not tired daddy I wanna stay up.” he mumbles I laugh “well buddy we’re very tired so can you try and sleep for us.” He nods and promptly falls asleep I smile softly and lean against Magnus as he kisses Max goodnight and ruffles his hair. I shut his door quietly after we both leave. I turn around to see Magnus pour wine into sippy cups. I shake my head and go into the bedroom to change. Once I’m done I sit on the bed and wait for Magnus who appears minutes later in his own pajamas with wine and animal crackers. I smile “mhm wow I feel like a king I mean I got the good sippy cup.” I say as he hands me mine I slump against him yawning. “Why did no one tell us kids are so tiring?” I mumble inbetwen sips and bites. He laughs “cause then no one would take them.” I nod believing that completely…well minus our kid I don’t care how much he drains us I wouldn’t trade him for anything. I yawn closing my eyes “most 20 something year olds would be out clubbing at this time and I can barely stay awake.” He laughs “well i didn’t fall in love with you cause your most people.” He kisses me gently “let’s go to sleep it’s late.” I nod and lay down as he transports the dishes to the sink with the snap of his fingers. The minute my head hits the pillow I’m out for a few hours until the door opens and I’m woken up by a small voice “daddy? Papa?” I open my eyes groggily it was 3am which was right on time I budge Magnus and sit up “Max?” I ask Magnus sits up a few seconds later “Blueberry what are you doing up?” I feel the weight in the bed shift as max crawls up and puts himself in our laps “I had a scary dream can I sleep with you?” Now max did this every night at the same time since he was 2. Magnus and I had planned to handle this and now was better than later. “Max sweetie can we ask you something.” He nods and I run my hands through his hair “Max we found a little pattern we think we should tell you about.” Max nods again just waiting for us to give in “every night at the same time you tell us you have the same nightmare…is that cause you wanna sleep with us and not in your room?” He shakes his head no and Magnus and I look at him confused “I say that cause I wanna sleep with you.” I smile a bit “you can’t sleep with us forever Max.” He pouts “please daddy.” I sigh him saying that while looking at me so helpless was enough to make me melt but Magnus shakes his head no I sigh “come on buddy one night won’t hurt you.” He pouts and turns to Magnus “pretty please papa ” he says batting his eyelashes. I gotta admit the kid had skills he was sweeter than sugar. Magnus sighs and nods “last night blueberry.” Max grins and wedges himself between us giggling. I sigh and lay down again looking at Magnus over Max’s head “this is his last night right.” he nods “of course.” I nod “I love you.” He nods “I love you too Alexander.” After that night Max continued sleeping with us till he 5 cause hey no one ever tells you have it is…to say no.

there’s a really important difference between “I love this villainous evil character because they make the story way more interesting but I recognise that they’re a terrible person who deserves to be dropkicked into the sun” and “I love this villainous evil character and I will defend them with my life they are a precious sinnamon roll here’s 10,000 words of meta about why their behaviour is justified here’s 8000 angsty headcanons about how they’re secretly insecure and probably abused here’s my dubious justification for why they deserve a completely unearned redemption arc even though they’ve shown zero remorse or desire to change at all yes I know they gleefully murdered a bunch of people but if you look really closely at this screenshot you’ll see their dad didn’t give them enough attention as a child so actually they’re the real victim here” 

All @llyn-on-ice and I have been talking about the past few days is an Otayuri Star Wars AU because it was where we were bound to wind up eventually. So, I had to draw them to give her strength for all her work she has to do, and to selfishly try to bribe her to write me more of them because i am w e a  k

(Otabek is a resistance pilot and Yuri is a space prince)

EDIT: My babe posted her little drabble HERE if you want to read how this all starts <3

killing stalking and captive prince are the kind of things you can’t really….leave a patient private message to someone about. they’re not things where the bad in them is subtle. they’re not something people can say “i didn’t know” about. they’re blatantly bigoted and disgusting and you shouldn’t be giving second chances or sending careful messages to the people that actively consume and/or produce content about them. end. of. story.


After a heated encounter with another wave of Omnics from Null Sector, Cadet Oxton finds herself separated from the rest of the Overwatch Strike Team. Once she gets in contact with Commander Morrison, they establish a rendezvous point. Along the way she encounters Talon’s newest sniper, Widowmaker. 

Finding herself in a similar situation to the new Overwatch recruit, the Talon sniper reluctantly agrees to team up with Cadet Oxton so that they both make it out of King’s Row alive.

  • Person: which percy jackson character do you hate most?
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