~ jc

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: How did Quirrell ever manage to shit with Voldy living on the back of his head? I can't poop in public washrooms, but he had the Dark Lord witnessing his shits on the daily? Dying must of been a long waited relief for poor old Quirrell.
Not So Picture Perfect || Kian Lawley Imagine (Requested)

“Literally all I want to do is go home. I really don’t want to be here,” I told Callie as I worked on the gym elliptical.

“What, why? You love the gym. What’s wrong?”

“Kian flies out with Jc and Dom today for the second half of the tour and won’t be back for 3 weeks.”

“Okay, I know you love him, but it’s only 3 ½ weeks. They will fly by, especially with Maya’s birthday party and Ricky’s “I Hit One Million” Bash.”

Even though I hate to admit it, she was right. It’s just 3 lousy weeks and with the technology we have today, it will be like he never left. 

“Fuck, you’re right. Did you know I hate that about you?”

“Yeah and I love you too, beyotch. Call me later, okay?”

“Alright, bye.”

I finished my 90 minute workout and headed home to see Kian for the last few hours. I grabbed my gym bag and unlocked the door to see Kian’s suitcases against the wall. I let out a sigh and called out to him.

“I’ll be there in a sec!” he yelled back. When he came into my view, I saw that he was on the phone.

“Yeah, Dude. I’ll be there in about an hour. Okay. Bye”

I gave him a confused look,”I thought your flight was at 10 tonight.”

“It was, but there was a screw up with the airline and our flight is 4:40 now.” I looked at the clock behind him and it read 1:27 pm.

“So that means you have to leave now,” I said defeated.

“Yeah, I’m sorry Baby.”

“No it’s fine, it’s not your fault. Did you need me to drive you?”

“I don’t need you to, but I definitely want you to,” he said as he embraced me. 

I helped him load his bags into the car and hopped in. I couldn’t help but think that i wouldn’t have moments like this for 3 fucking weeks. I hated it, but Kian loves his fans and would do anything for them. I would never stand between that.

After what seemed like the shortest ride in history, we pulled up to his terminal. Jc and Dom were already out there waiting for us and I helped unload Kian’s things. We stood there for what felt like forever, just holding each other.

“Ugh, ew! Come on already, Vitaly’s inside!” JC whined beside us. Kian and I decided to gross him out even more and started tongue battling each other.

“God! Didn’t you guys do enough of that before he left?!” asked Dom.

“We actually didn’t,” I said to Kian, looking kind of amused. 

“Well this is going to be one uncomfortable flight,” he joked.

“Speaking of flight, we gotta catch ours!” JC said.

“Fuuuck, I don’t want you to leave.”

“I know, but I’ll be back soon, okay.”

“Okay, have fun.”

“I will, I’ll call you when we land,” he said running into the airport.

“I’ll be waiting,” I said to myself.

When I arrived back to our place I was finally able to take a well needed shower. When I was done, I ordered food off of Postmates and caught up on ‘Are You The One?’ I really hated being here without Kian, but I had to remind myself that I did it during the first half and was (somewhat) fine.

My phone started to ring and I got excited when I saw that it was Kian calling.

“Hello?” 

“Hey, Baby. How are you?”

“Lonely. How was the flight?”

“Pretty good. Some kid threw up though, which made Dom almost throw up.”

“Ew, but kinda awesome, haha.” Our conversation didn’t last long due to the fact that he had a long day tomorrow and it was late where he was.

I decided that it was time for me to go to bed as well and try to not be so bleh.

The next few days were getting easier and easier. Almost two weeks have already passed and Maya’s birthday party was a great distraction. I hear from Kian every night and every night I miss him more. Tonight is Ricky’s bash and I’m really excited. I took me like 4 hours to get ready, but I was almost done. I was applying the last bit of makeup when my phone buzzed. 

I heard Callie come in and we naturally had to capture this moment. 

That night was complete blast. I can’t stress how proud I am of Ricky T for reaching over one million youtube subscribers. Callie and I finally got back to my place and I was about to take a shower when my phone started to ring.

“Hey, I saw your Snap. You look beautiful, how was the party?”

“It was really fun, but tiring. How’s the tour going?”

“It’s good! The fans are amazing, the closer I get to coming home, the more anxious I get to be with you.”

“*Sigh* I can’t wait for you to come back.”

“I know me either, but I’ll let you get some rest and I’ll do the same. Sweet dreams, Babe.”

“You too, Kian. Good night.”

The next few days were quite boring, but Kian comes home in a little over a week and I’m so happy! I had been trying to reach him for the last few hours now, but he wasn’t picking up. I finally gave up on him and tried calling JC, but it was too loud to hold a conversation. My last resort was Vitaly who evidently was asleep and didn’t know anything.

I realized that this was the first night Kian hadn’t called me and I got a sort of uneasy feeling in my stomach. I quickly shook it off and decided to go to bed. 

It was about 7:15 am when I was woken up by the constant vibration of my phone. After about 2 solid minutes, I groggily turn over and check what it is. I see that it is a bunch of Twitter notifications and I decided to open them. I see an assload of pictures of Jc with some random girl wither ass out, but that’s when I see it.

“What the fuck?” I say to myself as I read the tweets. I feel my heart drop as I see my boyfriend cradling another girl’s ass. I immediately decide to call him and of course it goes straight to voicemail. 

Over the course of the next 9 days, I didn’t leave the house. Ricky and Callie came over to keep me company, but I just wanted to be alone. Kian tried calling every 5 minutes, except when he was on stage, but I ignored all of them. Even the rest of the boys were trying to contact me, but I only talked to Vitally since he wasn’t there that night. He tried to get me to talk about it, but knowing that he would relay it all to Kian, I just changed the subject. 

So many people were talking about what happened, even Kian’s ex Andrea. All I could do at this point is cry and look at old photos of Kian and I. 

Kian comes back tomorrow and I had to make a hasty decision. I was in the middle of my thoughts when my phone vibrated over and over again. I thought I shut that fucker off. I go look at it and I see it is the man of the hour once again.

I can’t help but smile a little bit as I cry even harder now. Is it worth letting go? Is it worth staying? Then he said it. 

Those words made my decision so much easier.

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Breath of the Wild DLC includes Tingle costume, other non-Tingle content ⊟

Nintendo detailed the first of two DLC packs being released as part of that Breath of the Wild Expansion Pass. The “Master Trials” DLC includes a weird grab bag of modes, including:

  • Trial of the Sword: 45 rooms or so of enemies for Link to defeat, starting with no equipment. Completing this unlocks the Master Sword’s glowing ability full time!
  • Hard Mode: It’s harder! Enemies are tougher (they “rank up” to the next toughest version), they recover health, they spot Link more easily. Also for some reason there are now floating planks with enemies and treasure chests on them.
  • Hero’s Path Mode: Wow! It now traces your steps over the previous 200 hours! You can fine tune the data too.
  • Travel Medallion: An item will appear… somewhere… that lets you create a travel point anywhere you want.
  • Korok Mask: Shakes when there’s a Korok nearby, which is always.
  • New Equipment: Eight new items: “Once discovered by the player, they will yield equipment themed after fan-favorite games and characters such as Midna, Tingle, Phantom and Majora’s Mask.”

I’m in for the Tingles.

Also! Today, the game has been updated to allow players to use one audio language and another text language. Japanese with English subtitles! Or Russian with Italian subtitles! Mix it up!

BUY Breath of the Wild, Zelda: Art & Artifacts

“Voltron x 1900s Fashion” 

A horizontal 11x17″ print for Anime North (table G15)! This poster is a crossover; the Voltron paladins are posing for one of Leyendecker’s Arrow Collar advertisements. He’s one of my favourite artists so I felt the need to put him in haha. The original ad is known for its subtle hints of homoeroticism; at first it looks like Shiro is staring at Pidge, but his gaze is actually towards Keith (I don’t ship it, but I thought that was funny because Voltron is super gay). I made Shiro in the front as the guy everyone’s looking at because… I think everyone in the group loves him. I also made it colour-coordinated because I know it’s a bit hard to recognize them right away. And I changed the original ad text to a description of the 5 lions because I didn’t know what else. I spent SO long on this print (like 4 days kill me). This will probably go for $20. 

There are also funny WIPs of this on my Instagram  !!

Edit: because I’ve heard multiple people complain and get mad about this. Hunk is in the back there because this is a PARODY, so in the original piece, the man in the painting is in the EXACT same position he was in. It’s literally the same composition. It was just a coincidence that his face happened to be covered, it wasn’t intentional. 

I know I say I’m over you and I actually believe it most of the time, but I also know that if I saw you again, I’d fall right back into your trap. And if you reached out to me, I wouldn’t be able to ignore it. So yeah, I guess on some level I still miss you, but I also know that I used to lay in bed for hours staring at the ceiling and I don’t do that anymore. So maybe I’m not completely over it, but I’m also not completely broken anymore.
I thought you were a good person but you messed up and you used me and you still don’t remember when my birthday is and you never even knew my middle name. And you tricked me into thinking you wanted the same things as me and you acted like you cared about what I was doing on the weekends and how my sister’s classes were but I don’t think you really cared about anything at all. And there’s a lot I should have said to you but the only thing I want you to know now is that none of that was okay but I am.

Important details from the original Hellblazer comics for the Constantine fandom to take note of:

  • John wears an earring in his right ear
  • John makes jokes when he’s embarrassed
  • John is afraid of needles, hospitals and dogs
  • John throws up a lot when he’s anxious or upset
  • John sends his niece souvenirs in the mail when he travels
  • John has punched so many Neo-Nazis in London that they know to avoid him by name
  • John votes progressive
  • John likes The Clash
  • John has fictionally supported AIDS research longer than the US government has in the real world
  • John was a hippie in high school
  • John doesn’t like guns
  • John cried when his father died (even though his father went to Hell for abusing him)
  • John loves his older sister
  • John is mentally ill
  • John is a survivor of attempted rape
  • John habitually lies to policemen
  • John has a crush on Dick Grayson
  • John loves New York City

This has been a PSA about John Constantine thanks