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The Wiccan’s Glossary

Goats play a special part in witchcraft. For example; Aphrodite, goddess of passionate and sexual love, often rode a buck goat. Athena, protectress of warriors, bore a shield made of goat skin. Even Zeus, head of all the other gods, owed his life to a goat, having been nursed by a goat named Amalthea. 

The Horn of Plenty we see at the Thanksgiving table harkens back to Amalthea’s broken off horn from which all good things stemmed.

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French magazine Studio Ciné Live did a big feature on Wonder Woman. It was there that we first learned that Ares would be the villain in the movie. This was backed up earlier this month when images of Wonder Woman action figures surfaced that included collectible pieces of Ares’ armor.

According to multiple sources, David Thewlis, best known as Professor Lupin in Harry Potter, will be playing Ares in Wonder Woman. I’m told that Ares is a mix of CGI and practical effects, and that he’s the main villain in the movie.

Zues vs. Hades
  • *on people they don't like*
  • Zeus: YOU SON OF A BISCUIT HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME? Know what? I'm going to chain you to a rock and have vultures peck at your internal organs. Ideally for eternity. Fun right?
  • Hades: ugh you. Know what? I'm going to have you solve this super hard puzzle. Okay now go along your merry way.
  • *their love lives*
  • Zues: oh yes, I'm in a very committed relationship with my lovely wife Hera. *whispers* but don't tell her about my affairs with other immortal and mortal women. Oops she found out. Sucks to be them.
  • Hades and Persephone: *looks into the camera like in The Offiace*

Hera: I’m gonna punish this girl for being seduced by my unfaithful husband

Everybody: Hoe don’t do it

Hera: *sends monsters to kill baby*

Everybody: Oh my gods