zubat meme

How to scare people with just a few words part 2

“We need to talk”
“It’s high noon”
“Were is my money”
“Repel whore off”
“It’s not the same anymore”
“Do you wanna have a bad time”
“Windows 10”
“Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!”
“The file is corrupted”
“What a horrible night to have a curse”
“Windows stoped working”
“Objection”

  • Psychic: I'm going to read your mind
  • Me: 'm getting really stressed And it's because I walked up in a cave And now they just won't stop. Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat A Zubat and a Zubat And a Zubat, And a Zubat. I'll look across the land Look far and wide I'll catch anything That can learn HM5 Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Did I just see a golbat? Nope it was a Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb! Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere, Zubat everywhere! Zubat everywhere, Zubat everywhere! Zubat everywhere This is dumb. Ugh! Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat There's like one million in fifty Now Bill's mad at me Because he's got so many Zubats Sent to his PC. Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Max repel!
  • ...
  • Effect wore off. Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Geodude! Zubat, Zubat Zubat, Zubat. Oh god make it stop! Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb. Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb. Zubat, Zubat Zubat everywhere Zubat everywhere This is dumb!
  • Psychic: What the f*ck

People at my job see me leaving work in workout clothes: leggings, running sneakers, sports bra and tank.
Them: “Oh! You look so athletic! Going running?”
Me: “Haha, no…”
Them: “Just going to the gym, then…?”
Me: ….
Them: ….
Me: “Yes.”
Them: “Good for you!” *they walk away*
Me: ……
Me: *whispers* “The Pokemon Gym…”