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Alien learns about Sign Language

[I saw some obvious errors and other confusing stuff and here is a better version]

Zort loved to learn about humans and has read many stories about humans, including about humans and body language https://humans-are-seriously-weird.tumblr.com/post/159843811389/humans-are-space-orcs-with-pack-bonding-and

Zort has been studying human for years and finally gets to meet many humans at a human held conference about alien relationships.

Zort is excited, he learned of things like the “shrugs,” “smiles,” and even “glances.” So he can understand human better at the conference or as the human call it “Con.”

At the first day of the “Con,” Zort going to meet up with his designated liaison “Susan,” to start the day.

At the first panel on “Foods most species can consume.” Zort see a person standing to the side of the table at the front. As the people speak, that person make many hand motions.
Zort doesn’t understand this body language. He know of several uses of hands to communication, but this goes far beyond that. The person hand and arms move around a lot and touch their head and make motions around their head and chest and out. Zort was so fascinated he didn’t pay attention to the panel.

After the panel, Zort turns to Susan and ask “What was that person standing to the side doing? Their movement is more than what I know of the “body language” of humans.”

Susan does the face that Zort has learned means “confused, not understanding, puzzlement.” then her face changed to “understand, enlightenment.” and Susan says “Oh, right, as the panel went on, I forgot she was there. She is a sign language interpreter. She take what is spoken and translated into sign language so that deaf or hard of hearing people in the audience can understand.”

Zort “Deaf? Hard of hearing? There are being here who are like that? Being who are like that can only communicate through writing. The movement mean words?!”
Susan “Yes, the movement means words. They can communicate with writing, but when in a group it easier if some people can translate it into sometimes easier. It is a whole language using just hands.”
Susan holds up her right appendage and curls down the two fingers farthest from the thumb and with the two fingers closest and holding them together, brings them to the thumb. This means “No.”

moves her hands into a fist and moves the fist up and down “Yes.”

“Without moving the fist, just the hand like this means the letter A.” and B is… Wow, it’ s been a long time since I learned the sign language alphabet.”

Susan “Why don’t I see if the sign language interpreter would be willing to speak with you?”

Zort said “Yes, please let me speak with her.” Then remembered that nodding with one head can mean “Yes.” and to show eagerness and moved its large head up and down many times to show how much he wanted this. Which causes several being around to move a little away from Zort.

anonymous asked:

IDW Rodimus, Drift, Ratchet, Red Alert, Brainstorm, and Fort Max reacting to bot s/o booping their nose

Rodimus laughs and boops you back. He likes the idea of booping, and whenever someone asks him a difficult question he boops their nose as answer. He loves to boop you as a greeting.

Drift melts. You are too cute!  Whenever you boop him he tilts his head up to try to kiss your finger. It tickles.

Ratchet thinks it’s cute and smiles at you gently. Fun Fact: You can wake him up in the morning by gently poking and running your digits down his face. He won’t be as grumpy if you wake him up that way.

Red Alert adores the boops. He will happily boop you back and give you bunny kisses. If you smooch his nose he might die of cute.

Brainstorm makes weird noises every time you boop his nose. He says “honk!” “zort!” “beep!” What a dweeb…

Fortress Maximus has no idea what you’re trying to do. You’re on your tip-toes pointing at his face, jumping to reach his nose. Finally, he lifts you up and you get your boop. He blushes and kisses you.

anonymous asked:

Doğum günleride batı kültürlerine dahil midir?

Yani uzerine diktiğimiz mumdan, ışıkları kapatıp söylenilen şarkıya kadar bize ait olan neresi var ki? Yapilan pastanın malzemelerinin çoğu batı markalı urunler üstelik.

Bir de sorgularsak bu işi aşırı saçma bir durum olduğu ortaya çıkıyor. Bir insan neden yaşlandığı günü kutlar? Neden bir insana doğduğu icin hediyeler alınır? Mesela madem eşini çok seviyorsun git anne babasına hediye al doğum günün de -cok guzel evlat yetişirmişsiniz Allah razı olsun- de bir manası olsun. Ayrıca doğum günü kutlamaları, dansa davetler falan zaten Islam ile alakasi olmayan türdeler, kadın erkek karışık ortamlar vs.

Doğum günü zart günü zort günü boş insanların, beyinleri tv ile uyuşmuş, sorgulama nedir bilmeyen abilerin ablaların işidir. Müslüman sorgular, boş vakit bırakmaz kendisine, sürekli ve geçici aciliyetleri vardır dolayısıyla bunca işinin arasına bir de batı dayatması bir eğlence sıkıştırmaz/sıkıştırmamalı.

“E ama bir gün kafa dağıtıp eğleniyoruz” diyenler içinde “Dua et o gün son günün olmasın” deriz anca.

şimdi hoşlandığın veya aşık olduğun kişiyi düşün, ne güzel dimi hayallerin kadar muhteşem ve pürüzsüz. şuan napıyordur sence sımsıcak evinde uyuyor mudur hayır hayır saat daha erken ben sana ne yaptığını söyleyeyim sevgili tumblrcı kardeşim şuan sımsıcak evinde kapısı açık şekilde zar zort osurarak sıçıyordur. yine iyisin sayemde bu akşam aşk acısından kurtuldun hadi eyw.