zorek

Mod: Yes folks I am a guy. Single and straight…. *ahem* ladies?

I must admit originally, my ponysona was a pegasus, but it just felt right being a unicorn, 1. upon realizing the fact that Twilight is best pony, and 2. the fact I’m an artist and a gamer, which magic could be useful for me.

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LotF 17-19

Vivienne, being a sane fucking person, lets Aurora know her idea is really stupid. They escape through a little door Zorek creates out of nowhere. 

As if by magic, which was exactly what it was, a little door appeared in the wall.

Quoting it, because that’s just too beautiful to not share. 

The kiddos take her to The Lion’s Den, which is some inn in the ‘underworld.’ Andd… they fucking sell her to underworld henchmen?? She freaks out and talks a little to the guy, whose main purpose is to deliver the most cringe-worthy dialogue possible. 

“Usually those who are brought here, especially the women, are in hysterics by now… You are quite entertaining. It has been a while since I met someone as intriguing as you.”

That’s some A+ grade shit right there. So this fella Fagren has an arrangement with the Blackwaters to rough up newbies and somehow never get caught. Fagren has a grudge against Morgana, who killed his entire family. So he has a problem with all mages…? Including ones from other countries? 

Man, fuck this book. 

AND OF FUCKING COURSE RAFE JUST HAPPENS TO BE IN THIS PARTICULAR INN TO BAIL HER ASS OUT, ONCE AGAIN. 

“What were you doing there?” I asked, anger building in my voice. “I mean, not that I am not grateful for you rescuing me, but how did you know I would be there? What is it that you are not telling me? Are they the people you hang around with?”

Bitch, calm the fuck down, he just saved your ass for like the sixth time. He doesn’t have to tell you ANYTHING, because he is helping YOU and asking NOTHING in return. Why the fuck are you getting angry? He’s living a secret life, it’s not like he can tell you this shit. 

What was wrong with me? The truth was that I just didn’t want him to know how much I liked him and how glad I was to see him, because he would probably just laugh at me.

That’s a shitty was of explaining it. Maybe you’re just a shitty person? 

I stared at him. Was he serious? Here I was, nearly killed, and he was interrogating me as if it was my fault. Well, it sort of was my fault for being so stupid and following Damien, but still.

THERE IS NO ‘BUT STILL’. THIS WAS YOUR FUCK UP.

She wants to keep watching them instead of telling anyone, which is stupid.

Rafe didn’t think I was capable of doing anything, but I would show him.

NO. YOU’RE A VALUABLE ASSET WHO IS UNTRAINED AND IN A HIGH RISK SITUATION. HE WANTS YOU ALIVE, BUT YOU’RE ALMOST TOO STUPID TO SURVIVE BY YOURSELF.

There was no real future got us, and he was so obviously not interested. That thought saddened me, and my heart sank. 

Please shut the fuck up about this guy you’ve known for like two weeks. 

Rafe takes her to his house, which is really big and really fucking nice. She is confused because she isn’t that bright, and still hasn’t realized he’s the prince. 

I wished he would tell me who he really was. Not that it mattered. I would still be crazy about him. I had never felt this way before, and that was what terrified me the most.

This is 1) cliche, 2) poorly-written, 3) so lame I don’t even care, and 4) just all around shitty. This romance is terrible. 

He’s planning to take her through using a passage in his own house, and apparently Damien and co. are just going to assume she walked back in by herself? Without going to pick her up? 

She bitches and moans a little more about wanting Rafe to help her learn to use weapons, but he doesn’t really respond because it’s a fucking stupid idea. She goes back in the dorm, and I am officially switching my alliances to TEAM Viv2k16.

“I don’t think we should get involved, Rory.”

Why can’t Vivienne be our heroine? She’s so much better and isn’t stupid. 

“You want to search Zorek and Damien’s rooms?… No, no, I can’t. If I get expelled from school, my father will disown me.” “Please, Vivienne.”

NO YOU FUCKING BITCH SHE SAID NO. She is going to be the shittiest queen in the history of ever. 

Viv tells her to just leave the shit to the trained professionals, but Aurora keeps insisting on it. She agrees to tell Viv who she really is if Viv helps her, because Aurora is a huge fucking asshole who doesn’t care about the well-being of her friends. 

The next day, Aurora just happens to stumble across Damien and his brother in the library discussing their evil plans loud enough for her to hear. The pouch had some piece of bronze that’s going to open The Grimoire of Abraxas. Apparently his father forked over a shitton of cash for it, so it’s pretty important.

Viv keeps calling her out for being nosy and getting too invested in these things, so Aurora lets her know who she really is, because she’s dumb as all hell. They then spend way too much time trying to figure out what this book is.

We didn’t want to ask any of the professors, since dark magic was forbidden in Eldoren.

WHY DON’T YOU ASK THE ONE TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL WHO IS THERE SPECIFICALLY TO WATCH YOU AND REPORT TO YOUR UNCLE? 

Instead she goes to Erien, which is a start, I guess. She refuses to let him tell Uncle Gabe because that would just be too easy. 

Erien tells her about a special library under the school where they might be able to find something, and agrees (for some reason…) to take her there. She completely ignores his terms and brings Viv for no reason at all, besides her being a fucking moron. They’re caught by the headmaster, who should have been told in the first place, anyway. 

He does, however, know enough about this book to know it’s incredibly dangerous.

“It is only because of who you are that I am telling you this… And it seems that you obviously trust your cousin and your roommate here, so I will allow them to hear what I have to say, since I think you will probably tell them everything anyway.”

DEKELA <3 <3 <3 <3 

The book is just a book of old super dangerous spells, no real surprises there. Oooh, and also the ability to control demons…? And Dragath himself? 

What the fuck? That doesn’t make any sense. So it’s just a book, that come from somewhere? That’s all? No explanation or anything? 

Apparently this book is kept locked by four keys, each of which is given to a family to guard. Two are still safe, one with Gruncle Gabe. 

The chapter ends with Aurora worrying about exams. This book is horrible.