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Zordan: You haven’t changed, Ooze.  You’re still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.

Ivan Ooze:   Put a sock in it, Z! 10 minutes out of the egg and I’m listening to one of your lectures. You locked me into your stuffy hyperlock chamber
and tossed me away in the depths like yesterday’s trash. You any idea what it’s like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years? It’s boring. Not to mention I’ve had a charley horse since the Renaissance.

Zordan:  You won’t get away with this, Ooze!

Ivan Ooze: YOU robbed me of my prime!  I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire in the universe.  And now, it’s time to pay the piper!  Oh, the things that I have missed!   The Black Plague!  The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch reunion!

-”Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie”

“You robbed me of my prime.  I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire in the universe!  And now it’s time to pay the piper!  Oh, the things that I’ve missed: the black plague, the Spanish inquisition, the Brady Bunch reunion!”

-Ivan Ooze, “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: The Movie”

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LIVE PODCAST FROM 221B CON WITH ASYLUM SHERLOCK HOLMES’ BEN SYDER

[DOWNLOAD] | [LISTEN] | [iTUNES]

Asylum’s Sherlock Holmes is the best Sherlock Holmes adaptation of all time. I mean, what other Holmes film has him battling a mechanical dragon while in a dirigible/hot air balloon with a gatling gun?! NONE! We lucky ladies got to sit down and chat with Ben Syder, who played the amazing Sherlock Holmes in this masterpiece of cinema at 221B Con this year. Learn all about how he had NO idea what Asylum was, missing scenes, and how someone thought he was Robert Downey Jr.

NO IDEA WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT?! Watch the trailer for Asylum’s Sherlock Holmes HERE.

Huge thanks to Ben for chatting with us and to 221bcon for having us back! Photos by Chris Zordan.

Bir adam Hazreti Ali’ye geldi ve; “Sana sormak istediğim dört sorum var” dedi. İlim şehrinin kapısı; “Buyur sor” dedi. Adam sordu; “Vacip nedir? Vacipten evvel vacip nedir? “Hazreti Ali cevap verdi; “Tövbe etmek vaciptir, günahları terk ise ondan önce vaciptir.” Adam sordu; “Yakın nedir? Yakından yakın nedir?” Hazreti Ali cevap verdi; “Kıyamet yakındır, ölüm ondan daha yakındır. Adam sordu; “Acayip nedir? Acayipten daha acayip nedir?” Hazreti Ali cevap verdi; “Dünya acayiptir, dünyayı sevmek ise ondan daha acayiptir.” Ve adam son olarak şu soruyu sordu; “Zor nedir? Zordan daha zor nedir?” Hazreti Ali bu son soruya da şöyle cevap verdi; Kabir zordur, azıksız, amelsiz kabre girmek ondan daha zordur.

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