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Phil’s Livestream // 2.9.17

He’s wearing his fox jumper

He’s going to draw out his birthday for as long as possibly

Dan got him a signed picture of David Boreanaz in the bath

Tb to that awful radiator photoshoot 

“It was very crotchy”

He doesn’t know how to smile with his eyes

In most photoshoots they want Dan to smile and Phil to do a funny face but that may change

They went to see Manchester by the Sea

The theater had footstools and some poor man kept falling over them

He ended up falling face first into Dan’s popcorn

“Why us? Why us?”

The Lesters attract weird people 

He had a list of movies he wanted to see before the Oscars

“I got to see about 4 snows”

“’You need to move out. I know!”

They had 3 more gas leaks that they had to get fixed

They are fine though dw

If there’s another leak they’d have to leave the house for a while so perhaps a holiday

Emu update

He hasn’t played Kingdom Hearts

“Why do people want to stick duct tape to fish?”

ASMR

He doesn’t like mouth noises

“Mouths man. They’re weird.”

His flowers are bloomed to the max

“Philly did something right”

They’re still loving Steven Universe 

He’s excited for Stranger Things season 2

He’s also watching Santa Clarita Diet 

He got a big new winter coat that’s black with a furry hood 

They got to feed meerkats with a girl named Zoe with Make A Wish

One of the meerkats was digging into his crotch because some food fell 

“If you’re ever bored just combine dogs and google it”

They also saw penguins, lions, and llamas at the zoo

He was singing Jingle Bells for like a week 

Presentation tips

“It’s time for your bath”

Sugar glider research 

More 8 ball answers

“I’ve had a lovely time chatting with you”

New Sims video soon

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Single Dad, CEO! ♡ Tom Holland Head Canon

summary: ceo!tom meets single dad! tom

wc: about 2100

warnings: language ?? lot’s of cuteness ??

author’s note: two of my favorite tom au’s and hOLY SHIT I’M SO GLAD AN ANON MENTIONED THIS SHOUTOUT TO YOU!! there’s a lot i left out simply because it would be extremely long if i didn’t so i apologize but there may be a part 2 in the future ??


  • Single Dad!Tom was an accident, but also the biggest miracle in Tom’s eyes
  • His daughter’s mom, a woman he vaguely remembered sleeping with one drunken night,  left her with Tom one morning as a “surprise” never to be heard from or seen again
  • He had no idea his daughter even existed, he wasn’t even sure she really was his
  • But her features were almost identical to hers, being a dead giveaway he couldn’t ignore
  • It took him awhile to process it
  • She was merely a few months old when her mother dropped her off at Tom’s penthouse without so much as a second thought
  • However, Tom was probably the most clueless person on how to be a father
  • He vaguely had memories of helping with his younger brothers, but it was never his responsibility to take care of them as babies
  • He immediately called Harrison over to help him figure it out
  • “Are you gonna.. Keep it?”
  • “Fuckin’ hell, Harrison, of course I’m keeping her.”
    • he says this while admiring the baby girl in the car seat who was still sound asleep
  • “You’re telling me you had no idea she was even born??”
  • “Harrison..if I knew I had gotten a woman pregnant don’t you think I would’ve mentioned it at some point??”
  • Tom finding her birth certificate and other important papers her mother left in a folder
  • Her name is Genesis, and he’s positive it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard now
  • He really struggles balancing work and taking care of Genesis for the first few months
  • He couldn’t decide on a day care and went to at least a dozen because he wanted to make sure it was perfect for his little angel who already had Tom wrapper around her tiny finger
  • He makes sure his assistant doesn’t schedule any meetings around the times he drops/picks up Genesis from day care
  • Everywhere he goes with her, he proudly carries her and her diaper bag
  • Loads of trips to the park as she gets to be around 2 years old
  • Pushing her on the little swings for a good hour until she’s tired and his arms feel like falling off
  • Sometimes when his schedule is free, he’ll pack them both a small picnic filled with PB&J’s and juice boxes
  • As Genesis gets older, Tom is really picking up on this whole parenting thing
  • He does his best to revolve his schedule around her little life
  • Bringing her into the office as often as he can just to show her off
  • She’s a really excited toddler and is always buzzing with energy, especially when she’s getting non stop attention at Tom’s work
  • She loves spinning around in his office chair
  • All of his employees LOVING her
  • She’s made best friends with one of the older women who work there, Carol, from the sales department
  • “Daddy, daddy, look!! Carol made me a bracelet!!”
  • Secretly, Tom gives Carol a raise because she offers to babysit Genesis sometimes and Tom is just so grateful for how much Carol likes her
  • He’ll carry Genesis through the building with a huge, excited smile on his face
  • On the weekends he makes sure to go all out and cook them big breakfasts with waffles and bacon and fruit and eggs and really he just loves doing things for her
  • She loves when he gives himself a whipped cream beard, her giggles filling the kitchen
  • dON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHEN HE AGREED TO SIGN HER LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD SELF UP FOR BALLET
  • Let me tell you, it’s the best thing that has ever happened
  • She begs him to practice in the living room with her, insisting she teaches him  
    • Although he has a few moves up his sleeve
  • So he’d put on his serious listening face and give her his full attention
  • But she’d pause it in the middle of the lesson to go put on her tutu
  • And she’d come back with a pink blanket from her room, begging Tom to put it on around his waist so he could be a “pretty pink dancer” too!
  • Yet she’s his baby girl, so really he’d do anything to make her happy
  • Except one evening when he missed one of her recitals due to an extremely important business meeting followed by ridiculous traffic
  • He finally makes it, but the little dancers are attempting to do their final bow in unison
  • His heart is so heavy with sorrow and regret and he feels like the worst dad ever 
  • But Genesis comes running to him when all is over and he’d pick her up immediately and start apologizing to her for missing it
  • “It’s ok, daddy, I still love you a lot”
  • He’d never admit his eyes teared up
  • Taking Genesis out for ice cream to make up for it and letting her stay up two hours later than usual
  • oH LORD THE COUNTLESS NUMBER OF TEA PARTIES
  • “Dad we’re british it’s normal for us”
  • “Darling, nothing is normal about daddy wearing this princess tutu.”
  • It was a contrast to his usual business attire
  • Helping Genesis arrange all of her larger stuffed animals around the table
  • Filling up little tea cups with apple juice and putting on a proper English accent
  • It never fails to make Genesis laugh
  • Once he gets into it, he’s wanting to continue it longer than she does
  • “Ok, daddy I’m bored.”
  • “But Mr. Giraffe was telling me a brilliant story about-”
  • “No, we’re done.”  
  • Her first day of Kindergarten was the most stressful day for him
  • He tried braiding her hair
    • Keyword: Tried
  • Genesis letting out little heavy sighs as he tugs on her hair in an attempt to do the seemingly complicated twists
  • Tom moved all his meetings so that he could have the morning dedicated to Genesis’ big day
  • Loading up her little pink backpack with extra snacks, juice boxes, her favorite teddy bear, and loads of crayons and new supplies she begged to have
  • Driving his own BMW instead of having his driver take them because this was a big deal
  • Constantly checking on her in the backseat through the rearview mirror
  • “Daddy why do you keep looking back here?”
  • “You’re not allowed to keep growing up”
  • “bUT DAD HOW ELSE WILL UNCLE HARRISON LOVE ME IF I’M STILL A BABY”
    • Not to mention this little 5 year old had a slight crush on “uncle” Harrison
    • It irritated Tom to NO END
  • Pulling up to the school and Tom assisting her out of her car seat, helping her little legs reach the ground of the car
  • Him holding her hand and guiding her to her classroom
  • He feels very out of place since the room is filled with mainly moms
  • Loads of moms staring at the gorgeous man ???
  • Giving polite smiles to them and he swears he heard one of them say, “I’d get a divorce for that one over there,” while pointing to him
  • He’s really flattered but all he wants to focus on is Genesis
  • Helping her find her name tag on one of the tiny tables
  • The teacher starts dismissing parents and Tom really doesn’t want to leave
  • He might’ve tried bribing the teacher but she still refused
  • Leaving the classroom after giving Genesis lots of hugs and forehead kisses
  • Watching her talk to the kids around her makes him grin
  • leT’S JUST TALK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATED TOM GETS WITH GENESIS’ HOMEWORK
  • So he thought when she asked him for help it would be a piece of cake
  • “What is this shit??”
  • “Daddy, language.”
    • “Sorry, what is this crap?”
    • “DaD THAT’S STILL NOT POLITE”
  • She definitely got his attitude
  • Long after Genesis figured out the simple word problems and gone to bed, he’s still trying to make sense of the kindergarten common core logic
  • Ringing Harrison for his opinion
  • “WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT ARE THEY TRYING TO TEACH MY DAUGHTER??”
  • “Listen, mate, google it or some shit, it’s 1:00 a.m.”
  • Let’s not forget the matching Spider-Man shirts Tom insists on getting him and Genesis because they both adored the superhero
  • When it’s career day in 2nd grade, Genesis is EXTREMELY excited to bring her dad in
  • He wears one of his best suits, eager to make a good impression for Genesis
  • Talking about how it is being a CEO
  • Genesis is watching him with such admiration because she’s already so proud of her dad
  • Tom accidentally swearing around a load of 7 and 8 year olds
  • Becoming flustered and apologizing rapidly to the other parents and teachers in the room
  • “Well, that went well.”
  • “Just keep walking, Genny.”
  • The first time Genesis had a field trip in 3rd grade, TOM WAS BEYOND EXCITED
  • He took off a whole day of work and silenced all of his work phones and emails
  • It was a trip to the zoo and he wanted to chaperone
  • He brought extra snacks for all the kids in his group and bought them all tickets to ride the carousels and feed the giraffes and basically gave into whatever the kids wanted
  • Every kid in Genesis’ class wanted to be in Mr. Holland’s group
  • He’s totally loving being the icon of the day
  • When he learned Genesis liked one of the little boys in the group, oH GOD HIS POOR DAUGHTER
  • “Hey, Gen, is thIS THE BOY??” while pointing at the little boy who was very scared
  • “Oh mY GOD, DAD.”
  • Although Tom was arguably one of the smartest businessmen in history, it was unknown whY he wore a white button up and black slacks to the ZOO
  • He really regretted this when they went into the petting zoo
  • A goat chewed a hole through the bottom of his trousers and an other slobbered all over his shirt
  • Tom rarely went on dates after having Genesis, he couldn’t bring himself to make time for another girl in his life since she was basically the star of it now
  • One night, he went on a date with a girl from Italy, who Genesis wasn’t very fond of
  • He left her with the babysitter and promised to come say goodnight again when he got home
  • Being the smart little girl she is, she dialled Tom’s number on her emergency phone while the Nanny was in the kitchen and told him she broke her ankle while practicing ballet
  • Of course, Tom cut the date short and rushed home
  • ONLy to find her practicing pirouettes with the babysitter
  • “What about your ankle??”
  • “I don’t think it was broken, after all!”
  • Tom being very upset that she had lied
  • Questioning her about it after the babysitter left
  • “I didn’t like her. She looked like a bitc-”
  • “GeNESIS HolLAND”
  • But really he can’t help but laugh
  • She really took after him when it came to her open mindedness
  • Later on, down the road, Tom met you
  • You were Genesis’ 5th grade teacher
  • She always came home raving about how cool her teacher was is and how nice and you always drew cute pictures on her papers that received perfect scores
  • Parent-Teacher conferences came around and of course he showed up, expecting an older woman from all of Genesis’ descriptions
  • Boy was he wrong
  • You were his age, or maybe a year or two younger
  • He didn’t expect you to be that pretty
  • He tries to be charming but that doesn’t go as planned
  • “So, uh.. What do you do?”
  • “I’m.. a.. Teacher.”
  • Going on and on about how Genesis is easily one of your favorite students
  • Tom going home that night thinking of excuses to see you again
  • So the next day he offers to drive Genesis to school instead of her riding the bus
  • “But Daddddd it’s not cool anymore-”
  • “Get in the car.”
  • Even walking her to her class despite all of her little protests
  • When he gets to the classroom his heart is pretty much going !!!!!!!
  • Lol only to find out there’s a substitute today because you’re sick
  • So he repeats the process the next day and poor Genny is like “dAD WHY ARE YOU HERE”
  • You’re finally back and he makes his way over to you
  • “Hey, Mr. Holland right?” and you smile at him and his heart is doing gymnastics
  • “Can we get coffee sometime?” gENESIS AND HER CLASSMATES ARE ALL WATCHING THE EXCHANGE WITH WIDE EYES
  • Blushing at his gesture and nodding slightly
  • The 5th graders all going “ooOOOOH MISS Y/L/N”
  • Hushing them while Tom gives you a smile and gives Genesis a hug before leaving
  • Sending a note through Genesis to you the next day containing his phone number
  • Genesis reading the note
  • “Dad you’re so embarrassing.”
  • Genesis giving you the note later in class
  • “It’s from my dad, I think he really likes you. But don’t worry, he has my approval. Are you gonna come over for dinner now?? Can I get an A in all my subjects now???”
  • Texting Tom later in the day, a smile on both of your faces throughout the conversation
  • Tom thanking Genesis when he gets home :’)
  • Also reminding her no matter what she’d always be his favorite girl
  • You ended up being an extremely close second 
Overwatch: Favorite Pets

This has been in my drafts a long time, so I decided I’d clean out some of my personal ideas before I continued with requests. Enjoy!

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Men

Mccree

  • Dogs (two, to be specific)
  • hoRSES
  • Just an entire petting zoo, honestly
  • Not even joking, get the man a petting zoo
  • He loves alpacas

Genji

  • His dragon
  • Maybe one dog
  • Maybe a dog and a cat
  • Also birds are great

Hanzo

  • His dragon
  • A cat
  • Or multiple dogs
  • Like four dogs
  • Big, cozy, happy doggos
  • Also lizards
  • He likes snakes too

Soldier 76

  • Dogs
  • Big dogs
  • None of those small yippy dogs
  • Just big ole dogs that think they’re lap dogs

Reaper

  • Probably too scared about caring for another living creature to get a pet
  • Definitely a dog person
  • One nice cuddly dog
  • A fluffy dog
  • A very fluffy dog
  • A dog he could use as a pillow while laying on the floor

Lucio

  • Rescue animals, specifically
  • Rescue dogs, rescue cats
  • Probably mutts
  • He also likes small birbs

Roadhog

  • A pig
  • Come on, it’s a given
  • It’s named something cute, like Curly or Oinkers

Junkrat

  • Wants some fuckin’ wild animal
  • Like a bear or a tiger
  • Raccoons, trust me on this

Reinhardt

  • bIG DOGS

Zenyatta

  • Birds
  • Lots of little, happy birbs with pretty chirps
  • Bird-friendly stray cats that he’s fed and trained

Doomfist

  • One dog
  • A medium-sized good boy
  • He’s trained it to sit on his back while he does push-ups and other things like that

Women

Sombra

  • Loves cats but they climb on everything
  • A miniature horse that acts like a dog

Symmetra

  • A cat that she’s somehow managed to train
  • Fish!!
  • A giant fish tank full of pretty fish

Widowmaker

  • Not an animal person
  • Probably something really low maintenance
  • Maybe a tarantula

D.Va

  • Dog???
  • Dog!!
  • Big dogs!!!
  • But also cats??
  • Cats!!!!
  • A monkey??
  • A bear cub???
  • Animals!!
  • :D!!!!

Mercy

  • A couple cute lil birbs
  • Birbs that’ll sit on her shoulders while she reads or works or does chores
  • Just happily tweeting
  • Also a cat trained not to hurt the birbs
  • Birb-friendly cat

Tracer

  • Dogs
  • Specifically medium-sized ones with lots of energy

Mei

  • A polar bear
  • She can’t have a polar bear? Watch her.
  • Fine, maybe a couple bunnies instead

Zarya

  • Huskies
  • Two giant lap dog huskies
  • That’s it, the end

Pharah

  • Honestly, would probably love reptiles
  • Propose to her with a giant snake and she’ll marry you right then
  • Also she totally already has a pet turtle

Ana

  • A good ole dog
  • Thinks horses are pretty great too
STEVEN UNIVERSE THEORY

OK SO
IN AN EARLIER EPISODE, RONALDO SAID, “Wait, so the giant hand didn’t come here to kidnap us for a human zoo!?!?”
Ronaldo has a knack for predicting things
like
He predicted the diamond authority
He predicted they would hollow out the Earth

He predicted the human zoo
He predicted alot of stuff
So
In another earlier episode, he said he was spoiled for the ending of Dogcopter 3
Dogcopter dies saving the world, and is then revived cause he’s half dog half cat, and cats have 9 lives
So
What if Steven dies saving the world and then he’s revived somehow because he’s part gem?
Food for thought

anonymous asked:

Hiiiii!! Can you please do a domestic/husband!Yixing? Your Soo one killed me and gave me heart palpitations for days, I'm still on the path to recovery! Thank you. <3 Also, just as another Anonie pointed out, finally a not so innocent and nice Yixing, because that's just unrealistic and often reduces our national unicorn to this dumb, somewhat gullible guy when he's human just like everyone else with his defaults and qualities and wow I should shAT APP, but it's baby unicorn and I'm sensitive ;;

hehe hello lovely anon! lemme tell you, you are so cute and i loved reading your message- it made my day!! here’s cutie husband yixing for you~ (i guess i should do all the members for this au heuheu)

husband!yixing

  • yixing sleeps shirtless so the first thing you see when you wake up is his bare back
  • so you know how he’s really ticklish, when he’s still sleeping you would draw little circles and patterns on his skin, and it would wake him up
  • the first thing he’d do upon waking is giving you a smile, kissing your forehead, before leaping out of bed to go make his daily morning smoothies
  • he puts in different fruits and stuff into the smoothie but never forgets the kale
  • his s/o hates green vegetables but he makes her drink them anyway
  • “if you finish it all, i’ll grant you a wish ;-)))”
  • headcanon that his s/o leaves for work earlier than him so when she leaves, he showers her with kisses all over her face
  • he always, always packs her a lunch
  • going on zoo dates when they both have off days
  • he always stops at the petting zoo and hugs all the sheep “look! they’re my family!!”
  • always buys a different sheep stuffed animal every time they go to the zoo
  • he has a whole shelf full of stuffed sheep
  • he has a name for ALL of them
  • “you can have this one, s/o. it can protect you when i’m not here” “it’s a sheep, what is it gonna protect me from"
  • making a huge fuss every time his s/o kisses his neck because he’s so sensitive
  • ok so every night, yixing and his s/o sit on the couch facing each other, a steaming mug of tea in their hands, and they just talk about random stuff about how their day went, something interesting that they experienced, etc.
  • this ends when one of them yawns and then the other drags the two into the bedroom
  • yixing holds his s/o’s hand and sings or hums to them until they fall asleep

ahhh i feel like this isn’t as good as the kyungsoo one and i’m sorry about that ;_; 

send in your requests here lovelies!!

anonymous asked:

Do you have any dating Alex Summers headcanons? Thank you!

  • He gives you constant kisses, cheek, forehead, nose, hands, wherever whenever
  • He gets hella jealous when people look at you
  • He always wants to hold your hand
  • He is a huge softie when it comes to you
  • You are the only one who can get through to him
  • He cooks you breakfast in bed on special occasions
  • You two cuddle more than you have sex
  • Not to say you don’t have sex
  • Because you do
  • The kind of sex that leaves you sore for days after but it’s really nice
  • Scott jokingly asks when you two are getting married
  • His parents don’t approve because you’re a mutant
  • Neither of you care, you still love each other
  • You hold him when he has nightmares
  • You won’t let him do laundry cause he always messes it up
  • He asks you to wear his dogtags “for safe keeping”
  • You wait for him when he goes to Vietnam
  • THE CUDDLING OMFG
  • He sneaks into your bed at night at Xavier’s
  • He helps you with your powers
  • He plays footsie in his sleep
  • He snores and you think its cute
  • You tease him about his snoring
  • He loves to watch you top
  • When he couldn’t control his powers he was worried he would hurt you, it took a lot of reassurance
  • You love running your fingers through his hair
  • He loves his hair pulled
  • He loves to take you on picnics
  • He loves to take you on surprise dates
  • He is kind of a clinger
  • You two go to concerts together
  • He loves taking you to rich people places like restaurants and museums so you two can laugh at the angry rich people glaring at you two
  • You both really like the zoo
  • He likes to travel and takes you on random roadtrips
  • You two take pictures of you two kisses in various locations
  • You have all of them on a pin board on a map of the US
  • You once had sex in Charles office and he was furious
  • You two have a stiff drink and make out the rest of the night
  • He says he loves you for the first time the day he gets home from Vietnam