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Jungkook as Best Friend

For wierdo anonie ^_^

  • honestly y’all would be HILARIOUS
  • like, MANY MEMES
  • MANY DERPS
  • many inside jokes
  • many Christmas presents that are questionable at best ???
  • like, “Jungkook what is this?”
  • “It’s supposed to scoop ice cream for you!”
  • “It looks like a spoon that might try to kill you.”
  • “ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “
  • pple might think ur dating b/c you get along so well
  • nah fam, we’re just close
  • whenever someone approached the two of you in public about being a couple jungkook would be so childish
  • like ew date? eW DATE THEM?? G R O S S THEY PICK THEIR NOSE
  • and just be so embarrassing like jeon jungkook we all know u are the one who picks ur nose fUCK OFF
  • he drags you to the gym with him and u hate it but low key appreciate it
  • his excuse is that when the zombie apocalypse comes he wants you to be able to run fast enough to keep up with him and its??
  • low key sweet of him???
  • then he ruins it by grabbing u in a headlock and shoving ur head into his sweaty armpit
  • defending Jimin from his relentless teasing and jungkook getting HIGHKEY jealous like
  • no 
  • ur my best friend u can’t be anyone else friend stOP 
  • he teases you about being shorter then him ofc 
  • he purposefully places things way above ur head when he comes over to your house
  • like you made the terrible decision to let him watch your apartment to water ur plants n stuff while u went away for the weekend
  • and you came back and e v e r y t h i n g was moved to be above ur head 
  • and he left u a stepstool with a bow on it and a note that said “good luck getting ur plates for dinner u short demonspawn <3″
  • and he put the stool on top of your fridge
  • that started the biggest prank war bts has ever seen and after 2 weeks of this going on Yoongi put his foot d o w n when you dyed all of BTS’s underwear bright neon fuckin orange
  • Jhope and Tae were fine with it btw
  • You accidentally dyed Jin’s hair pink instead of Jungkooks and he was thrilled so that worked against u
  • Jungkook glued all your furniture to the ceiling but then Namjoon made him help u take it down as punishment
  • hardcore jamming out to Big Bang 
  • him teaching you dances and being way too serious about it but then he gives u that cute bunny smile of his when you get it right for the first time

-Admin KT & Admin Hedgehog