zombies outbreak

Contamination-seeking drones - IBM Patent 9447448.

Stay back and let the drones do the dirty work. Patent 9447448 makes cognitive drones able to inspect and decontaminate places so humans don’t have to. The drones’ on-board AI system can collect and analyze samples, so it can identify and clean up any bacteria or outbreak. Meanwhile you get to hang back, safely out of harm’s way.

This is just one of the record-breaking 8,000+ patents IBM received this year. Explore the latest IBM patents. →

The zombie outbreak has finally become a reality! But was shortly thereafter destroyed by the government. It is now your job to explain to the zombie survival enthusiasts that they can return to their normal lives.

horror game asks
  • outlast: would you rather lose your genitals or your fingers?
  • amnesia: something you'd like to forget?
  • silent hill: talk about a memory from your childhood
  • slender: do you believe in any cryptids/urban legends?
  • until dawn: favorite horror movie?
  • alien isolation: do you believe in aliens?
  • five nights at freddy's: the worst job you've ever had/a job you would hate to have
  • left 4 dead: how would you survive a zombie outbreak?
  • the evil within: one thing you like about yourself and one thing you don't like
  • soma: would you live forever if you could?
  • fatal frame: post a selfie
  • lucius: do you believe in god or the devil?
The MBTI Types During the Zombie Outbreak

INTP: Created the zombie virus in the first place (on purpose)

INFJ: Working to find the cure and foil INTP’s plan of ending the world

INTJ: Is preforming lab experiments on the zombies

ISFP: Got bitten and volunteered to be a test subject

ENTP: Is planning on installing a zip lining system throughout the city

ISTP: Is working on creating an underground zombie-free city

ENTJ: Planning to lead the new underground city

ESFJ: Sat down, cried for awhile and then decided to go cheer up other sad people

ISTJ: Is ceating a border security system and only wants to let certain people in

ISFJ: Trying to organize equal food rations for everyone

ESTP: Won’t stop pillaging other people’s safe houses

ENFJ: Is running around rescuing people and bringing them back to the safe house (much to ISTJ’s annoyance)

ESTJ: Putting together a highly skilled anti-zombie army to eradicate the zombies

INFP: Struggling with the morality and ethics of killing zombies

ENFP: Has gone out to recruit people for ESTJ’s army

ESFP: Has been in their basement binge watching Netflix and didn’t realize that the world was ending until the internet cut out

You get a mysterious text stating “Emergency: It has started” with an address you don’t know. When you arrive, it’s a parking lot with about 30 people milling about. Then you realize, everyone has the same spare wheel cover stating “Zombie Outbreak Response Team”

imagine surviving a zombie outbreak with jungkook.

Originally posted by donewithjeon

—obviously inspired by dead days.

  • the day they announced it a pandemic jungkook rushed home from school and waited for his parents to come home; they never did.
  • he’s among the first to realise if he wants help his best bet is to go out there and find it.
  • also he’s hopeless at rationing food, so he has to get moving soon.
  • having observed the undead from his window, jungkook knows he’ll have to kill to survive, and after seeing what they’re capable of he quickly comes to terms with that fact.
  • meaning his neighbour’s beagle somehow got out on day three, so on day four he drops his dad’s bowling ball from the balcony onto the head of the zombie that killed it.
  • and after his first kill spends the day dissociating and dry-heaving.
  • when over a week has passed he packs necessities and what little food he has left and straps on a few pieces of protective gear, left over from sports he’s played over the years, opting for maximum mobility.
  • those necessities include: all the wet wipes, antiperspirant, toothbrush, toothpaste, clean shirts, soap, first aid kit, his mother’s perfume.
  • jeon jungkook, nicest smelling boy in the entire zombie apocalypse.
  • because that’s how he clings to his humanity, to the remnants of civilisation: hygiene.
  • he’ll eat actual garbage but he’s gotta feel clean while doing it.
  • everyone’s got their Thing, and that’s his.
  • anyway after the chaos of that first week a deafening silence settles in the building you live in. so when you hear one of the doors to the stairwell open, you immediately rush to the peephole to see who’s stupid enough to venture into the stairwell.
  • of course it’s jungkook.
  • you go to the same school as jungkook, and while he may not know you, he has quite the reputation himself, as far as beating almost every sporting record he set his mind to goes, except archery.
  • when he passes by you call out to him through the door and the poor boy nearly shits himself. he’s still there though, when you open the door and tell him you know him from school.
  • you let him in and, much to your surprise, he seems to recognise you, he even gets your name right on the second try.
  • you’re in the same situation as him, all alone and beginning to lose hope that help would eventually come, you had even begun preparing to leave.
  • your dad had taken the bike to work that fateful morning one week ago and now you hold up his car-keys for jungkook to see, “can you drive?”
  • “i can try,” jungkook never got the chance to pass his test, but he’s your best bet, just as you’re his.
  • and that’s how you two end up more or less driving off into the sunset together, to survive another day.
  • “wait, was it you who dropped that bowling ball on mr. evans from 81b?”
  • you’re in charge of rations, because jungkook is not to be trusted around the food and he’s not too proud to admit it.
  • he deadass wants to go live in the mountains until all this has passed and you’re like ?? i’m not starving to death jeon forget it.
  • you constantly have to remind him he’s not bear grylls.
  • which isn’t easy because he’s somehow got eagle scout level survivor skills despite only having been camping like once when he was five.
  • and honES TL Y the legs on this boy, good luck keeping up with him it’d be quicker if he carried you everywhere.
  • on that note he carries you on his back whenever you’re tired or injured.
  • and he still finds time to be childish and playful. 
  • there’s a tree in your path? you bet he’s gonna fucking climb it. passing an abandoned playground? before you can blink he’s on the jungle gym like “look at me!!!!!!”
  • will insists he’s “scouting.”
  • and it’s the little things that keep you sane. jungkook wanted to be a singer and when he feels safe has a tendency to hum and sing to himself.
  • insists he needs less sleep than you so he always takes first watch, and when you can’t sleep you coax him into singing for you.
  • just kinda vocalises his way through the lyrics he doesn’t remember, because he has no way of looking them up. and also through the sexual lyrics because welp awkward.
  • eventually you know his entire repertoire and can even make requests.
  • he exercises to stay awake. like, you wake up in the middle of the night because you think you heard a zombie groan but it’s just jungkook doing sit-ups next to you.
  • senses you stirring and starts muttering “hundred and six, hundred and seven, hundred and-” but let’s be real he only did like, eleven.
  • also otherwise doing press-ups whenever he finds a flat, uncluttered surface. where’s jeon ?? probably on the ground around here somewhere like “ah, this is tiring.”
  • and you’re like “how?? why?? you’ve only had a can of tuna to eat in two days, where do you even get the energy??”
  • “gotta stay in shape if i’m gonna keep saving your clumsy ass.”
  • he’s so apprehensive of the other survivors you cross paths with some of them genuinely thought he was mute.
  • until they try to separate the two of you because jungkook is not fucking having that no way do you wanna wrestle or what
  • imagine you get to shower for the first time in a while and jungkook insists you go first because he’ll just use all the water, so you suggest you just shower together and make the best of what little water you have.
  • can’t look you in the eyes for a while after that because he’s seen you naked now and you smell nicer than you have in weeks.
  • imagine huddling for warmth, and cuddling for comfort.
  • or patching him up after another close call.
  • you have to be the responsible one, the decisive one, but in return jungkook will be your rock, your protector, steadfast and strong, never cracking under pressure, not even the weight of the world ending can faze him when he has you to worry about.
  • it doesn’t take long for him to realise that he could never leave you behind. he’ll carry you to the literal end of the world if he has to, doesn’t matter if it kills him; he’s not facing the apocalypse without you.
  • after almost losing you once, he confesses that the way he sees it he has no reason to carry on without you. he lives and survives to protect you.
  • never whines that he’s hungry or tired, because he knows you are too. he might complain that his clothes smell, or that he hasn’t washed in a while, but whenever you ask if he’s alright the answer is always going to be that he’s “okay if you are.”
buzzfeed unsolved: a summary

-ghost are real, they live among us, and you’re next on their hit list, shane madej


-shut up, shane

-youre full of shit, ryan bergara

-hey there demons, its me, ya boi

-the boys are here

-*dramatic narrator voice* that being said, let’s get into the theories

-theories include - but are not limited to - contained zombie outbreaks, aliens, ghosts/spirits, and other outlandish nonsense

-thats not what the ghouligans are about!

-hey demons/ghosts, break my bones! rip my flesh from my body! throw me into the void!

-the hot doga

-”…into our ongoing investigation, are ghosts/demons real?” “*shakes head disaprovingly*”

- our weekly Q&A concluded, i now welcome you to the part of the show we call the hotdaga. a hotdog saga commissioned by ryan bergara and adored by all-

-ryans arms

-oh, and lets not forget, shanes rats nest of a hair

“I just watched Train to Busan recently. It’s not just about zombies and an outbreak… I really liked how Gong Yoo’s character learns through his young daughter and the others on the train about helping others. In the beginning he was just looking out for himself and his daughter and then he ends up helping other people. And I love how they showed the young people (the daughter and the group of teens) as selfless people, unlike how the media (universally) likes to portray us as selfish idiots.”

Following a zombie outbreak, humanity has been preserved in select cities across the globe. Technology has been preserved, with cellular networks and fully functional internet. To keep humanity alive, volunteers between the ages of 16 and 30 travel out of the cities to scavenge.

anonymous asked:

i just found ur blog and can i just say... Quality™. do u have any non-canon hcs? like a high school au or something?

ahh thank you! honestly your timing couldn’t have been better i was just outlining one last night 

  • so ik high school aus have a questionable rep but!!
  • lance and keith take every single class together which shouldn’t be possible but somehow is 
  • they always, always get paired together in group projects it’s an anomaly 
  • lance is convinced they have a rivalry even though keith is very earnest about working with him 
    • “hey lance wanna work at the lion cafe at 6?” 
    • “why 6? what are you doing during those hours in between? what are you planning, keith?” 
    • “umm,, i mean i guess i’ll read or something. can you pick me up?” 
    • lance, waving his hand, “yeah, sure”
  • they have this strange rship that’s a mix of fondness and exasperation
  • “pidge he’s actually the worst. he keeps offering to help me with calc i can’t deal with it make him stop”
  • “hunk lance keeps giving me his jacket when i’m cold can you tell him to stop please i have too many of his jackets now i don’t want to be a thief”
  • they exchange numbers very soon after they start working together 
    • keith is a horrible texter he takes like two days to respond 
    • but suddenly he’s staying up until 2 texting lance and it’s not even about the project it’s about dumb shit like how likely a zombie outbreak is
    • hey keeeiithhh would you rather be a sentient zombie or be unaware of your brain-eating compulsions
    • lance it’s 3 in the morning
    • so? 
    • …sentient
  • lance starts dumb competitions all the time, esp during gym, and always ends up flat on his face 
  • he starts shoving letters into keith’s locker. so many at one point that they all fall out when keith opens it
    • at first they’re dumb but they start to turn into love letters (albeit sappy, cheesy, badly poetic love letters)
    • keith keeps every single one and sticks them to the inside of his locker with magnets and writes his own to shove in lance’s locker
  • lance asks him out to prom. keith wears a red suit and lance wears a blue 
  • it’s very cute they hold hands the entire time and slow dance and go out to eat afterwards 
  • he also gets him a bouquet of roses on valentine’s day
    • he’s standing in front of keith’s locker with the flowers in his face because his cheeks are just as red as they are 
    • keith thinks it’s the cutest and hangs the roses upside down to dry so he can keep them 
    • keith is lowkey emo sometimes and paints his nails black 
    • he also paints lance’s blue 
    • glittery blue
    • thank you

how about a game about a zombie outbreak where the protagonist first notices people acting strangely around them and as the story progresses more and more people are affected and their actions become more erratic and incomprehensible and at the end you find out they were just protecting themselves because you were the zombie all along


A Richonne Ranking: 40 Moments
[35] Warning Pop – Knots Untie, 6x11

The dynamic duo are back in action for the first time since they got some action and, in case you were concerned their recent romance would leave them floundering in a fight, we are all good here. These two can look after themselves, and they can damn sure look after each other.

There isn’t even a beat between Hilltop Lady punching Rick, and Michonne appearing from nowhere to take her down. If this zombie outbreak ever passes, Michonne could really consider a job in the secret service. Her reflexes are catlike. Her fighting’s efficient. Within a second, she has that situation handled. It’s easy to see why Rick gets cocky with MVP Michonne on-side. Even before this, she provides him the distraction he needs to stop the other Hilltop dude, Nathan, from killing him. Classic OTP shenanigans.

  • Danai: When this young lady decides to punch Rick, Michonne, of course, doesn’t like that. What she’s really trying to do is give her a little warning pop. […] Don’t mess with Rick in front of Michonne.