zombie elephant

“The number of internal disciplinary charges you have laid against your men,” and here the Patrician picked up a much thicker document, “seems somewhat excessive. I see no fewer than one hundred and seventy three offenses of eyeballing, earlobing and nostrilling, for example.”
“Sah!”
“Nostrilling, Acting Captain?”
“Sah!”
“Oh. And I see, ah yes, one charge of ‘making his arm fall off in an insubordinate way’ laid against Constable Shoe. Commander Vimes has always given me glowing reports about this officer.”
“‘E’s a nasty piece of work, sah! You can’t trust the dead ones!”
“Nor, it would seem, most of the live ones.”

– on discipline | Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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a mix for you and your friends to smoke to on the backroads 

Y’know what I want… some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming… a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…
—  Hank Green