zombie elephant

“The number of internal disciplinary charges you have laid against your men,” and here the Patrician picked up a much thicker document, “seems somewhat excessive. I see no fewer than one hundred and seventy three offenses of eyeballing, earlobing and nostrilling, for example.”
“Sah!”
“Nostrilling, Acting Captain?”
“Sah!”
“Oh. And I see, ah yes, one charge of ‘making his arm fall off in an insubordinate way’ laid against Constable Shoe. Commander Vimes has always given me glowing reports about this officer.”
“‘E’s a nasty piece of work, sah! You can’t trust the dead ones!”
“Nor, it would seem, most of the live ones.”

– on discipline | Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

So in a world I made with my friend, I poked around the legends viewer

The world, overall was pretty uninteresting… until I learned that two of the three hydras that were killed before the game started were killed by elephants. No a were-elephant. Not a historical elephant. Just two different unnoteworthy elephants. Also there is a zombie hydra now so.

anonymous asked:

i know you reblog a lot of rec lists for wlw books. do you know of any good mlm books that arent written by straight women?? im desparate

YES i do i absolutely have you covered. okay tbf i have read like… almost none of these books so i can’t confirm the quality and whatnot (im not the fastest reader in the world, and i barely have time 2 breathe let alone read), BUT i do have some mlm books (afaik) written by men for u!

  • true letters from a fictional life by kenneth logan
  • aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by benjamin saenz
  • the inexplicable logic of my life (gay dad, idk abt the main character? coming of age story so SHRUG) by benjamin saenz
  • everything begins and ends at the kentucky club by benjamin saenz
  • we are the ants by shaun david hutchinson
  • draw the line by laurent linn
  • the great american whatever by tim federle
  • you know me well by david levithan & nina lacour
  • more than this by patrick ness
  • wonders of the invisible world by christopher barzak
  • proxy by alex london (sequel: guardian)
  • willful machines by tim floreen
  • the five stages of andrew brawley by shaun david hutchinson
  • the porcupine of truth by bill konigsberg
  • will grayson, will grayson by john green & david levithan (sequel/spin-off: hold me closer: the tiny cooper story)
  • more happy than not by adam silvera
  • anything could happen by will walton
  • one man guy by michael barakiva
  • openly straight by bill konigsberg (sequel: honestly ben)
  • two boys kissing by david levithan
  • boy meets boy by david levithan
  • boyfriends with girlfriends by alex sanchez
  • bi-normal by m.g. higgins (not sure author gender??)
  • my most excellent year by steve kluger
  • poz by christopher koehler (could be a pseudonym for a cishet woman - tread with caution)
  • witch eyes by scott tracey (sequels: demon eyes, phantom eyes) i’m reading this one rn!!
  • how to be a normal person by t.j. klune
  • city of soldiers by sam burke (could be a pseudonym for a cishet woman - tread with caution)
  • geography club by brent hartinger (sequels: the order of the poison oak, double feature: attack of the soul-sucking brain zombies/bride of the soul-sucking brain zombies, the elephant of surprise, two thousand pounds per square inch)
  • SEQUEL SERIES TO THE ABOVE: the thing i didn’t know i didn’t know by brent hartinger (sequels: barefoot in the city of broken dreams, the road to amazing)
  • three truths and a lie by brent hartinger
  • the otto digmore difference by brent hartinger
  • shadow walkers by brent hartinger
  • hero by perry moore
  • train by danny cohen
  • sprout by dale peck
  • grasshopper jungle by andrew smith
  • better nate than ever by tim federle (sequel: five, six, seven, nate!)
  • rainboy boys by alex sanchez (sequel: rainbow high, rainbow road)
  • so hard to say by alex sanchez
  • the god box by alex sanchez
  • getting it by alex sanchez
  • naomi and ely’s no kiss list by david levithan
  • wide awake by david levithan
  • the culling by steven dos santos (sequels: the sowing, the raising)
  • dagger by steven dos santos
  • it looks like this by rafi mittlefehldt
  • last seen leaving by caleb roehrig
  • tattoo atlas by tim floreen

these three lists might also be helpful for you!! enjoy!!

Dreaming // Smallpools | Spiderhead // Cage the Elephant | Mr. Rager // Kid Cudi | Ode to Sleep // twenty one pilots | Come a Little Closer // Cage the Elephant | Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? // Arctic Monkeys | Future // Paramore | Cry like a Ghost // Passion Pit | Purple, Yellow, Red, and Blue // Portugal. The Man | Trojans // Atlas Genius | Far Too Young To Die // Panic! At the Disco | Happy // Robert DeLong | Vegas Lights // Panic! At the Disco | Electric Feel // MGMT | Tiptoe // Imagine Dragons | Knee Socks // Arctic Monkeys | The Wolf // The Cinema | Machu Picchu // The Strokes | Time of the Season // The Zombies | White Walls // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis | Out of My League // Fitz and the Tantrums | Kangaroo Court // Capital Cities | Car Radio // twenty one pilots |

a mix for you and your friends to smoke to on the backroads 

Y’know what I want… some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming… a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…
—  Hank Green