zombie 007

im reading up on scps and oh my god people weren’t joking. this shit is fucking hilarious.

there’s an scp that’s just a guy with a tiny earth in his fucking abdomen. it just appeared in there one day and he’s fine with it. he’s 25 but he claims to be 28. he doesn’t need to eat or drink but he does it anyway. the room they keep him in is exactly 10 cubic meters is made to be as comfortable as possible, and they’re instructed to add to the room whatever the guy says to. every week a doctor, who is also in the room and cannot leave, plays chess with him.

i wish i could make shit like this up