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The Signs as Nicki Minaj Alter Egos

Aries: Nicki Lewinsky

Taurus: Cookie

Gemini: Nicole

Cancer: The Harajuku Barbie

Leo: Nicki The Ninja

Virgo: Martha Zolanski

Libra: Female Weezy

Scorpio: Nicki The Boss

Sagittarius: Roman Zolanski

Capricorn: Nicki Teresa

Aquarius: Norman

Pisces: Point Dexter

Y’know, I know she’s not perfect but I absolutely adore her. And The PinkPrint, man, it gets me in my feels. I remember all the hurt I felt through my heartbreaks. It reminds me of how weak I was, how weak I am.  Her music has helped me through a lot of late night tears so for that, I guess I’ll always have a special place for her. 

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100 People, and in some cases Things, that would make a better President than Donald Trump

1. Me
2. Beyoncé
3. Beyoncé’s 3 year old child Blue Ivy
4. Franklin Roosevelt
5. Abraham Lincoln
6. George Washington
7. Nicki Minaj
8. Nicki Minaj’s butt
9. Chris Pratt
10. Fetty Wap
11. Mariah Carey
12. Velma from Scooby Doo
13. Daphne from Scooby Doo
14. Scooby Doo
15. Ariana Grande
16. Ariana Grande’s hair extensions
17. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
18. A jar of mayonnaise
19. The cast of Empire
20. The cast of SpongeBob SquarePants
21. Mr. Rogers
22. Big Bird
23. Mickey Mouse
24. Elmo
25. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich
26. A toothbrush
27. A spoon
28. Ellen Degeneres
29. Bill Nye the Science Guy
30. Myself & I
31. You, probably, depending on who you are
32. Steven Spielberg
33. Harrison Ford
34. Han Solo
35. Princess Leia
36. Batman
37. Superman
38. Wonder Woman
39. Mr. Incredible
40. Mrs. Incredible
41. Jimmy Fallon
42. Jimmy Kimmel
43. Jimmy Neutron
44. Carl from Jimmy Neutron
45. Shaquille O'Neal
46. Michael Jordan
47. The movie Space Jam
48. Bugs Bunny
49. Daffy Duck
50. The number 50
51. A Mexican American, including but not limited to:
52. George Lopez,
53. Ricardo Montalbán,
54. Eva Longoria,
55. or Salma Hayek
56. Will Ferrell
57. Steve Carell
58. Amy Poehler with auburn hair
59. Amy Poehler with blonde hair
60. Sir Mix-a-Lot
61. Will Smith
62. Jaden Smith
63. Willow Smith
64. the song Whip My Hair by Willow Smith
65. The entire population of the state of Hawaii
66. Marty McFly
67. A doorstop
68. James Bond
69. A wax figure of Gwen Stefani
70. Tupac
71. 2pac
72. Shakira
73. A high-heeled shoe
74. A martini
75. Miranda Cosgrove
76. Josh Peck
77. the song We Belong Together by Mariah Carey
78. Beyoncé saying “Onika” in the Flawless Remix
79. Dory from Finding Nemo
80. Meryl Streep
81. Jodie Foster
82. Jennifer Lawrence
83. Bianca Del Rio
84. Leonardo DiCaprio
85. An Academy Award Statuette
86. Adele
87. Roman Zolanski
88. The Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show Performance
89. A soup ladle
90. A pair of Crocs
91. Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster by Kanye West
92. Cher
93. A trash can
94. Moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
95. A minivan
96. The Abominable Snowman
97. Adam & Eve
98. Adam & Steve
99. Michelle Obama
100. Bernie Sanders

the signs as celebrity alter egos

aries: roman zolanski (nicki minaj)

taurus: becky (taylor swift)

gemini: hannah montana (miley cyrus)

cancer: cry baby (melanie martinez)

leo: sasha fierce (beyonce)

virgo: kathy beth terry (katy perry)

libra: harajuku barbie (nicki minaj)

scorpio: veronica the witch (britney spears)

sagittarius: britney bitch (britney spears)

capricorn: bianca (mariah carey)

aquarius: jo calderone (lady gaga)

pisces: electra heart (marina & the diamonds)

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