zoey brookes

I’ve been in love with Zoey ever since I met her. When she got out of her dad’s car and I saw her standing there. I rode my bike into that stupid flag pole. I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground. I don’t think that feeling’s ever going to go away.
—  The best quote of my childhood
Zodiac Signs as Teen Nick/Disney Channel Characters (F)

Aries: Raven Baxter (That’s So Raven)

Taurus: Sabrina Spellmen (Sabrina, the Teenage Witch)

Gemini: Lizzie McGuire (Lizzie McGuire)

Cancer: Tori Vega (Victorious)

Leo: Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana)

Virgo: Carly Shay (iCarly)

Libra: Cat Valentine (Victorious)

Scorpio: Sam Puckett (iCarly)

Sagittarius: Chelsea Daniels (That’s So Raven)

Capricorn: Alex Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

Aquarius: Lilly Truscott (Hannah Montana)

Pisces: Zoey Brooks (Zoey 101)

Okay so maybe I lied a bit in the last post but now I’ll post them!
Tiffany- “Tiffany is a college student who’s looking for a way to start paying off her student loans, but can’t seem to find a decent part time gig.”
Aiko- “Aiko is looking for a way to fill her days after recently being fired from her job as a university professor for sexual misconduct with her students.”
Kyanna- “Kyanna is a fitness buff who’s looking for a fun way to provide for her family that ideally makes a lot more money than hairdressing.”
Audrey- “Audrey started messing with hard drugs after having her heart broken by her last boyfriend and now she needs a way to feed her awesome coke habit.”
Lola- “Lola is a flight attendant who is sick of dealing with annoying passengers and is thinking it just might be time for a career change.”
Nikki- “Nikki is a shy need girl who started out streaming video games but quickly realized how much more money she could make by showing the goods”
Jessie- “Jessie is a porn star who’s looking for other opportunities in the industry now that her age is starting to show and she doesn’t get as many film offers.”
Beli- “Beli was a conservative yoga instructor until recently when she discovered her true sexual nature and frankly, she’s kind of a freak.”
Nora- “Nora is a badass birch who grew up on the streets slingin’ rock to get by. She’s out of the game now but the rent isn’t gonna pay itself”
Lillian- “Lillian is a gothed-out brat who hangs out at the mall and does pretty much anything her parents disapprove of just to piss them off.”
Candace-“Candace is kind of an airhead who just goes along with whatever people say. She’s a professional stripper with big fake tits. Deep.”
Renee- “Renee escaped her hometown and moved out west to fulfill her dream of becoming an actress. She’s working her way up; you gotta start somewhere”
Sarah-“Sarah is an unbearable weeaboo who thinks she’s Japanese and calls herself "Suki”. She’s the worst. But she’s still kinda hot in that weird way"
Nadia- “Nadia is a self described Russian sex goddess who used to provide sadistic and domineering escorting services to wealthy European men”
Brooke- “Brooke is a wife, mother, and business woman who seeks out attention online from young men because her boring husband leaves her drier than a desert.”
Lailani- “Lailani moved from the pacific to get away from her strict family and live by her rules. She acts shy but she knows what she’s doing.”
Zoey- “Zoey is an insufferable millennial who tries a little too hard to be unique. She sexually identifies as a cybernetic android”
Marlena- “Marlena is a Brazilian bombshell who basically coasts through life on her bang in’ good looks. She’s very confident and extremely narcissistic”

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THIS IS WHAT ZOEY SAID IN THE TIME CAPSULE