Imagine the completely out-of-character au where Connor sings “If I could tell her” but he’s talking with Zoe about Evan. Like, one of those sibling confessional, heart-pouring sessions except it’s just Connor spouting all the cute things he thinks about Evan.
“I thought, he looked pretty cute… er- He looked somewhat cool when he wore that red hoodie to school.”
Or… alternatively, the somewhat less ridiculous scenario:
Hange bargained with Levi down to half the ass kicking; the other half went to the person who dared her, Gelgar. There was plenty of caterwauling to be had, and Levi’s ears were not spared. The next morning at breakfast, Levi tortured everyone with hangovers and Hange laughed way too hard.
I don't think Dan would make a coming out video not because of anything I just think he chooses not to label himself. Like if anything he would say "so me and my bf/gf did ____ and I did the most awkward thing! I don't know why they still talk to me" or something like that. I mean he doesn't seem like he'd really label himself if anything he'd only do it if people asked or he'd say "I like men, women and non-binary people I don't really care about gender"
this is literally a paraphrasing a tp i have in my drafts
Today is going to be an amazing day and here’s why: because, because today, um, all you have to do is just be yourself so…
But also confident, that’s important, and interesting, like easy to talk to, approachable, but mostly be yourself, that’s the big- like that’s number one, be yourself. Just- um, just be true to yourself so…
Also though don’t worry about whether your hands are going to get sweaty for no reason and you can’t make it stop no matter what you do because- because they’re not gonna get sweaty, so I don’t even know why you’re bringing it up because it’s not going to happen because you’re just- all you have to do is just be yourself.
I’m not even gonna worry about it though, seriously, because it’s not like, it’s- it’s- it’s not gonna be like that time when you had the perfect chance to introduce yourself to Zoe Murphy at the jazz band concert last year when you waited afterwards just to talk to her and tell her how good she was and- and you were gonna pretend to be, like, super casual like you didn’t even know her name; like she would introduce herself and then you’d be like “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. Chloe? You said your name was Chloe?” And then she’d be like “No, it’s Zoe. I said Zoe.” And then you’d be like “Oh, well, see I thought you said Chloe because I’m just- I’m very busy with other stuff right now” or something. But you didn’t even end up saying anything to her anyways because you were scared that your hands were sweaty, which they weren’t that sweaty until you started worrying that they were sweaty, which made them sweaty so you put them under the hand dryer in the bathroom but then they were still sweaty, they were just very warm now as well.