zodiac trolls

the signs as baby driver characters
  • Aries: Griff
  • Taurus: Joseph
  • Gemini: Darling
  • Cancer: Baby
  • Leo: Bats
  • Virgo: Nice Lady Teller
  • Libra: Debora
  • Scorpio: Buddy
  • Sagittarius: JD
  • Capricorn: Doc
  • Aquarius: Samm (Docs Nephew)
  • Pisces: Carjack Lady
most likely reason to die

aries: unintentionally hurt by someone you love

taurus: gravity

gemini: a part of u dies, but only on the inside

cancer: trying to save someone you love

leo: being too good for this world

virgo: i  n c i n e r a t i o n

libra: you only die by your own terms

scorpio: because u a dangerous bitch

sagittarius: authority took advantage of u

capricorn: not completely sure if you can even die

aquarius: by being a piss lord

pisces: u didnt deserve it

The three kinds of fan

The hardcore one: Obsesses over every aspect of it. Either all-out or not in at all. Taurus, Aquarius, Leo, Capricorn 

The troll: Doesn’t actually care about it, but uses it to get a good laugh in by goofing off and having fun. Either that or they just forget about it 2 days later. Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius

The normal one: Into it to have a good time. Enjoys it and puts in a good effort but isn’t totally obsessed with it: Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces

Classpect Analysis: The Zodiac Trolls [Part Two]

Time for another round of my personal classpect headcanons for tumblr user shtuts’s amazing fanart!

Rabbit – Rogue of Light

A Rogue of Light is one who shares information and relevance with others, often acting as a mediator within their group. It is their job to dispel confusion and make sure everyone is in the know, in order to avoid mass misunderstanding (a plot device used in many sitcoms to this day). With Rabbit, I could imagine her appearing in rooms randomly and telling tidbits of advice to the rest of the group, such as, “Oh hey, Ox is getting out of hand, we should probably do something about that.”

A thing about Rogues that I’ve always noticed is that a Rogue usually must first lose their aspect in order to share it with others. With Rabbit, I could see her using her small size as well as quick speed to dart in and out of places and dispel any attention toward her, in favor of pointing the spotlight at others. When she wants you to see her, then the floor is hers, but not a moment before.

Also, once her Sburb powers kick in, I could imagine Rabbit beginning to glow (in the same way Roxy turns invisible) and giving others good luck charms. You know, like rabbit feet!

Dragon - Knight of Doom

Oh man, this guy I like the most. Don’t know why, but he just looks like a main character to me.

Anyway, a Knight of Doom is one who exploits systems and limits to his own advantage. Kind of a tricky aspect to exploit, but just because you exercise temperance doesn’t mean that you don’t grow. 

Once again, I’ll use an exercise regimen to explain. Dragon, as a Knight of Doom, would use limitations to his advantage, such as wearing weighted clothing or doing endurance exercises. Not only that, but as an exploiter of systems as well, Dragon could study a system of martial arts to not only teach himself fighting techniques but also self-control. 

All of this limitation would make Dragon a reserved person, judging by the Haru-like expression on his face and in his slouch. He would also have a sturdy constitution, never once showing pain when faced with both physical and emotional torture (to a certain extent). But whats beautiful about him being a Dragon and the aspect of Doom being associated with fire is that, when Dragon finally cuts loose, I could totally see him spitting flames and throwing fireballs everywhere in a blazing display of cutting loose!

Snake - Thief of Mind

She looks like she could be Vriska’s cousin, so being a Thief is only fitting. As a Thief of Mind, Snake would deal entirely in stealing logic and outer image from others, using them and then shedding these identities away like snake skin. This would come from a feeling that she is devoid of her own outer role (just like how Vriska was devoid of the good luck that came with Light). Basically, from a sense that she lacks a relevant identity, she’d use cunning to pierce others images and then take them on as her own.

Call it profiling, but Snake also looks like she’d be on the overextension side of her classpect, using her skills for her own ends on near-villainous levels. Whether through impersonating others or making people act rashly and forego common sense (thus stealing their logic), I can see Snake being the poisonous whispering in others’ ears that causes the Zodiac Trolls a lot of grief.

After all, there are few things more dangerous than a viper in the grass.

Nepeta Leijon - Homestuck

So happy 8th Birthday to my favorite web-comic (which shamefully I didn’t start until literally January)

I had to draw my favorite troll, Nepeta! Who didn’t get enough screen time at ALL almost instantly stole my heart!