zodiac records

The Actual Signs of Hamilton Characters
  • Elizabeth Schuyler: August 9th, Leo
  • Angelica Schuyler: February 20th, Pisces
  • Peggy Schuyler: September 24th, Libra
  • Aaron Burr: February 6th, Aquarius
  • George Washington: February 22nd, Pisces
  • John Laurens: October 28th, Scorpio
  • Marquis de Lafayette: September 6th, Virgo
  • King George III: June 4th, Gemini
  • Thomas Jefferson: April 13th, Aries
  • James Madison: March 16th, Pisces
  • Theodosia Burr: June 21st, Gemini
  • Phillip Hamilton: January 22nd, Aquarius
  • Alexander Hamilton: January 11th, Capricorn

Stop giving Bernie credit for minimally doing his job 2k4ever

Signs assigned to American Beauty/American Psycho Songs
  • Aries: Jet Pack Blues
  • Taurus: Centuries
  • Gemini: Twin Skeletons
  • Cancer: Immortals
  • Leo: American Beauty/ American Psycho
  • Virgo: The Kids Aren't Alright
  • Libra: Irresistible
  • Scorpio: Uma Thurman
  • Sagittarius: Novocaine
  • Capricorn: Favourite Record
  • Aquarius: Fourth of July
  • Pisces: Irresistible
The Signs As Things My Director Has Said

Aires: *talking about hell week* I get a bit of a foot fetish around this time

Taurus: *frantically waving arms in front of a starlit back board* CAN U SEE ME????

Gemini: The two have these outrageous ugly wigs!! I love them!!!

Cancer: Pokemon Go? More like Pokemon NO

Leo: I’LL CHEW ON YOUR FACE

Virgo: Maybe you could try, I don’t know, ACTING???

Libra: I don’t mean it personally, it’s just whatever you’re doing in that particular moment sucks

Scorpio: It’s called “Jolly Holiday” not “Moderately Enjoyable Holiday”

Sagittarius: Suck the kids in

Capricorn: Your life will be miserable,,, And I will enjoy every minute of it

Aquarius: How many trophies can I win??

Pisces: *calls Gatorade “Blue Juice”*

The Signs as khh Artists

Aries - Swings
Leo - Blacknut
Libra - Olltii
Virgo - Beenzino
Scorpio - New Champ
Gemini - Dok2
Pisces - Iron
Sagittarius - Loco
Capricorn - Paloalto
Cancer - Don Mills
Aquarius - Ugly Duck
Taurus - The Quiett

The signs at Starbucks
  • Aries: hi ummmm soooo where's your uhhh manager cuz ummmm i'd like to stick you in the nearest toaster oven and sHOW Y'ALL WHAT A REAL MUFFIN TOP LOOKS LIKE WARMED UP
  • Taurus: FAM HELLO I AM HOME *hangs jacket on nearest barista and awaits their usual trenti frapp*
  • Gemini: THERE'S A SIZE LARGER THAN A VENTI????? I NEED IT IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW
  • Cancer: *sticks a short straw into a large cup* IM SUING
  • Leo: hi im U.R.Destiny and we have a date together now can i get a cup of whipped cream and a second cup of one single shot of espresso? thnx ;)
  • Virgo: *IS STILL LOOKING AT THE DAMN MUG DISPLAY AND IS HOLDING UP A LINE THAT STRETCHES OUT TO THE DEPTHS OF MARIANAS TRENCH*
  • Libra: i???ordered???this???iced???lol. but its cool. im cool. ha. ha. HA
  • Scorpio: *slurps at their latte and hisses salaciously at the cute barista*
  • Sagittarius: *makes it rain gold cards* MONEY MONEY MONEY ALWAYS SUNNY IN A BASIC BITCH'S WORLD
  • Capricorn: hi im here to reload $973,340,276.66 onto my starbucks card *ONE ETERNITY LATER* mmmmmm on second thought i'll just have an iced water
  • Pisces: so THEN i said "YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF HEATHER BECAUSE STARBUCKS IS BOMB AND DON'T YOU DARE SHIT TALK MY HOME, MY MAIN FUCKING HOES CUZ BITCH U KNOW THAT DUNKIN DICKS AND SECOND CRUST OR WHATEVER ARE JUST MY SIDE HOES OK HEATHER???OK???"
  • Aquarius: (barista): enjoy your drink! (them): you too!!! *pauses* oh my gOD
the signs as entertainment companies/ record labels
  • Cancer: YG Entertainment
  • Pisces: SM Entertainment
  • Taurus: Jellyfish Entertainment
  • Libra:  Amoeba Culture
  • Aquarius: AOMG
  • Gemini: Illionaire Records
  • Scorpio: Big Hit Entertainment
  • Capricorn: Cube Entertainment
  • Aries: JYP Entertainment
  • Virgo: Starship Entertainment
  • Sagittarius: Big Hit Entertainment
  • Leo: Pledis Entertainment
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She’s Like The Wind, Patrick Swayze by Bart Solenthaler

<br /><i>Via Flickr:</i>
<br />She’s Like The Wind, Patrick Swayze b/w Stay, Maurice Williams And The Zodiacs

RCA Records/USA (1987)

From The Hit Vestron Motion Picture Soundtrack Album DIRTY DANCING

The Signs As P!ATD Songs

Aries: Collar Full
Taurus: Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Gemini: This is Gospel
Cancer: Nine in the Afternoon
Leo: Nicotine
Virgo: Hallelujah
Libra: Golden Days
Scorpio: Far too Young to Die
Sagittarius: Build God, Then We’ll Talk
Capricorn: House of Memories
Aquarius: The Overture
Pisces: Mona Lisa

The zodiac signs as touristy disney parks merch

Aries: a glass snowglobe

Taurus: a pin of your favorite character

Gemini: a shirt with your favorite ride on it

Cancer: a plush of your favorite character, but they don’t have your favorite character so you’ll settle for a mickey plush (for now…)

Leo: popcorn bucket

Virgo: a balloon

Libra: a pin trading starter pack

Scorpio: any piece of Frozen merch you can find

Sagittarius: shirt with the current year on it

Capricorn: plain black mickey ears with your name embroidered on the back written in the “fun” font

Aquarius: a piece of confetti you found on the ground of Main Street after a parade

Pisces: antenna ball topper