zodiac collective

Signs As Uncommon Words
  • Aries: resfeber- (n.) thrill felt before an adventure
  • Taurus: elsyian- (adj.) beautiful or creative; peaceful
  • Gemini: trepverter- (n.) a witty response or comeback you think of only after it's too late to use
  • Cancer: selcouth- (adj.) unfamiliar, rare, strange, and yet wonderful
  • Leo: ensorcell- (v.) to enchant or fascinate someone
  • Virgo: vellichor- (n.) the strange wistfulness of used bookshops
  • Libra: apricity- (n.) the warmth of the sun in wintertime
  • Scorpio: quidnunc- (n.) someone who always wants to know what's going on
  • Saggitarius: balter- (v.) to dance artlessly but with enjoyment
  • Capricorn: psithurism- (n.) the sound of wind rustling leaves
  • Aquarius: astral- (adj.) of or relating to the stars
  • Pisces: abderian- (adj.) given to idiotic or incessant laughter
the signs as shit gordon ramsay says in kitchen nightmares
  • aries: you fucking donut
  • taurus: i would like to pray before i eat this
  • gemini: you stuck up precious little bitch
  • cancer: bland as fuck
  • leo: have you ever sat at a table and watched 6 customers with its fucking donkey dick swinging in front of its face? it's hilarious
  • virgo: no, don't eat that, i don't want to be responsible for putting you back in the hospital
  • libra: it's not a crab cake... it's a crap cake
  • scorpio: that baby was fucking ugly
  • sagittarius: *gags and spits out food*
  • capricorn: looks like a fucking flip-flop
  • aquarius: stuffed clams. looks like a dog shat in the shells
  • pisces: i need the toilet, excuse me, i knew it would come out faster than it went in
the signs as indie bands

Aries: Arctic Monkeys
Taurus: Interpol
Gemini: Beach House
Cancer: The National
Leo: Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Virgo: Deerhunter
Libra: Grizzly Bear
Scorpio: Arcade Fire
Sagittarius: Animal Collective
Capricorn: Tame Impala
Aquarius: MGMT
Pisces: Wild Nothing

Signs as David Bowie singles (1969-1993)
  • Aries: China Girl
  • Taurus: Heroes
  • Gemini: Rebel Rebel
  • Cancer: Starman
  • Leo: Fashion
  • Virgo: Changes
  • Libra: Space Oddity
  • Scorpio: Life On Mars?
  • Sagittarius: Ziggy Stardust
  • Capricorn: Let's Dance
  • Aquarius: Ashes To Ashes
  • Pisces: Loving The Alien
The zodiacs favorite videos

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LEGO Minifigures The LEGO Batman Series (71017)

These twenty new figures will available from January 1st, 2017. It is a crazy ensemble with a bunch of new pieces and fun references.

Dick Grayson

Commissioner Gordon

Barbara Gordon

Pink Power Batgirl

Zodiac Master

Joker (he also appears in an orange jumpsuit in the Arkham Asylum set, but with a slightly different design)

Harley Quinn

Calculator

Mime

Black & White Shark Guy (this is meant to be Orca but we all know that is not what orcas look like)

Red Hood

Eraser

Catman

King Tut

March Harriet

Vacation Batman (probably my favorite)

Fairy Batman

Clan of the Cave Batman

Lobster-Lovin’ Batman

Glam Metal Batman

HOW TO TREAT THE SIGNS IN A RELATIONSHIP

Capricorn: They adore books, let them read you like a book and discover your story

Taurus: They need constant reminders on how much they mean to you, don’t be afraid to let them know

Virgo: They are very playful once you get close, keep everything an adventure

Aquarius: Don’t be bothered if they are distant for a short time, they need their space too, don’t take it personally

Gemini: They have many special little things about them, be sure to take note of them

 Libra: They can have moods that change quickly and may confuse you, but you will always know two things for sure: whether they are angry or not and when they are in love

Scorpio: It takes a while to earn the trust of a Scorpio, but once you do, you have found one of the most loyal people out there

Pisces: They are very reliant but don’t mistake that for weakness as they are one of the most emotionally tough signs

Cancer: They are also quite needy, if you can’t give them a warm hug, give them a warm blanket to remind them of you

Aries: They can be very straight forward and you will need to learn how to not take things so seriously

Leo: They can be very confident in themselves, but when their self esteem is at a low, be there to bring them back up

Sagittarius: They can be cold and distant sometimes but their love is unconditional and like a warm hug

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A rare and important Elsa Schiaparelli ‘Hall of Mirrors’ jacket, 'Zodiac’ collection, Autumn-Winter, 1938-39,

Black silk velvet with shirred gathered panels over the shoulders, the front applied with baroque gilt strip cartouches, the strapwork in-filled with sequins in varying sizes, the centres with mirror mosaics held in place with gilt star-shaped glass studs, with four figurative moulded composition buttons, the neo-classical style heads with flowing tresses. 

This is arguably one of the most dazzling of all Schiaparelli’s creations. Her 'Zodiac’ collection, presented in August 1938, drew on two main themes - astrology and the magnificence of the Palace of Versailles. The seventeen massive archways of the Galerie des Glaces, each filled with twenty one mirrors, must have been the inspiration for the jacket decoration. Schiaparelli was a frequent visitor to Versailles where her friend Lady Mendl (Elsie de Wolfe), the celebrated American interior designer, had made her home at the Villa Trianon in the grounds. 

The signs as quotes from RPDR Season 7
  • Aries: "Alright, Public school, calm down."
  • Taurus: "No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade."
  • Gemini: "I spend a lot of time in my head."
  • Cancer: "I may never be the prettiest one, but I will always be the beautiful one."
  • Leo: "Pain is beauty, and I am the prettiest."
  • Virgo: "Flazéda"
  • Libra: "Chickens make me happy."
  • Scorpio: "I love you all but, I love myself a lot more."
  • Sagittarius: "After a long night of hooking..."
  • Capricorn: "You know you want this crocheted pussy."
  • Aquarius: "Is there something on my face?"
  • Pisces: "I didn't understand the assignment."
  • (from the show, untucked, and bonus clips)
WHAT THE SIGNS DO WHEN YOU IGNORE THEM

Will literally just ignore you back: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio

Try to get your attention: Leo, Taurus, Gemini, Libra

Just sob about it: Virgo, Cancer, Sagittarius, Pisces

Embarrassing stories that I have collected from the signs

Aries: “ I was waiting by the exit of a shop for my friend and I wanted to scare them. I heard footsteps and I thought it was them so I jumped out and yelled at them but it turned out to be an old lady. Everyone thought I was a massive jerk that picked on old women.”

Taurus: “I hit myself in the face during a dance battle once.”

Gemini: “When I was in school I was angry with my teacher so when her back was turned I pretended to splash water at her with my water bottle. Sadly, I did not know the cap was open.”

Cancer: “ I dropped a giant (the size of a small dog) bucket of popcorn in the cinema lobby in front of a lot of people and this really cool kid I like. I started crying.”

Leo: “ Once, I accidentally squatted down to speak to a small person.” 

Virgo: “That time I accidentally stumbled across some fucked up porn websites while trying to download a movie but I forgot to delete my history and later my cousin brought my laptop down to show my grandma how to use it and started to view the history with her.”

Libra: “I shit myself during the school talent show as a kid.”

Scorpio: “Me and my friends went on a road trip and we wanted to camp outside so when it was dark we found this nice beach with the tide out. We couldn’t believe our luck so we had a beach party and camped there for the night. Next morning we woke up on what turned out to be a nude beach.” 

Sagittarius: “ I once mistook a random student as my friend (whom i always call asshole) and called them and asshole. They started crying and I still feel bad.”

Capricorn: “That time during PE when we were doing long jumps and I missed the jump and accidentally yelled “fucking christ” at my catholic PE teacher.”

Aquarius: “Once I had to help out on an open night and this couple came up to me to ask where the tour starts but I misunderstood them and thought they were asking for the free tart that was being given out in the hall so I pointed at the door and said “There’s free tart that way.””

Pisces: “ I went waterskiing in front of a crowd and my shorts fell off so everyone saw my pale asscheeks.”

HOW THE SIGNS STUDY
  • like a normal human, just read and quiz themselves: Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Like an EFFING study machine (like seriously what are you doing): Capricorn, Leo, Cancer, Virgo
  • They don't study at all they just kind of accept failure: Gemini, Aries, Libra, Pisces
  • They don't study because they don't need to: Scorpio, Taurus