zodiac collection

the signs as shit gordon ramsay says in kitchen nightmares
  • aries: you fucking donut
  • taurus: i would like to pray before i eat this
  • gemini: you stuck up precious little bitch
  • cancer: bland as fuck
  • leo: have you ever sat at a table and watched 6 customers with its fucking donkey dick swinging in front of its face? it's hilarious
  • virgo: no, don't eat that, i don't want to be responsible for putting you back in the hospital
  • libra: it's not a crab cake... it's a crap cake
  • scorpio: that baby was fucking ugly
  • sagittarius: *gags and spits out food*
  • capricorn: looks like a fucking flip-flop
  • aquarius: stuffed clams. looks like a dog shat in the shells
  • pisces: i need the toilet, excuse me, i knew it would come out faster than it went in
the signs as indie bands

Aries: Arctic Monkeys
Taurus: Interpol
Gemini: Beach House
Cancer: The National
Leo: Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Virgo: Deerhunter
Libra: Grizzly Bear
Scorpio: Arcade Fire
Sagittarius: Animal Collective
Capricorn: Tame Impala
Aquarius: MGMT
Pisces: Wild Nothing

Signs as David Bowie singles (1969-1993)
  • Aries: China Girl
  • Taurus: Heroes
  • Gemini: Rebel Rebel
  • Cancer: Starman
  • Leo: Fashion
  • Virgo: Changes
  • Libra: Space Oddity
  • Scorpio: Life On Mars?
  • Sagittarius: Ziggy Stardust
  • Capricorn: Let's Dance
  • Aquarius: Ashes To Ashes
  • Pisces: Loving The Alien
The zodiacs favorite videos













The Signs As Anime Openings/Closings

Aries: Kill Me Baby Opening

Originally posted by mirayamana

Taurus: Nichijou Opening (1)

Originally posted by piyox22

Gemini: Lucky Star Opening (you lucky sonofa-)

Originally posted by piyox22

Cancer: Acchi Kocchi Opening

Originally posted by rukiimi

Leo: K-on! Closing

Originally posted by 0ci0

Virgo: Azumanga Daioh Opening

Originally posted by paradoxspiral

Libra: Problem Children Opening

Originally posted by wow1076

Scorpio: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Closing (which, by the way, is the best closing in the history of closings. so look it up and listen to it. now)

Sagittarius: Kantai Collection: KanColle Opening

Capricorn: Non Non Biyori Opening

Originally posted by takasquid

Aquarius: Nichijou Opening (2)

Originally posted by piyox22

Pisces: Nichijou Closing (1)

Originally posted by productionig


A rare and important Elsa Schiaparelli ‘Hall of Mirrors’ jacket, 'Zodiac’ collection, Autumn-Winter, 1938-39,

Black silk velvet with shirred gathered panels over the shoulders, the front applied with baroque gilt strip cartouches, the strapwork in-filled with sequins in varying sizes, the centres with mirror mosaics held in place with gilt star-shaped glass studs, with four figurative moulded composition buttons, the neo-classical style heads with flowing tresses. 

This is arguably one of the most dazzling of all Schiaparelli’s creations. Her 'Zodiac’ collection, presented in August 1938, drew on two main themes - astrology and the magnificence of the Palace of Versailles. The seventeen massive archways of the Galerie des Glaces, each filled with twenty one mirrors, must have been the inspiration for the jacket decoration. Schiaparelli was a frequent visitor to Versailles where her friend Lady Mendl (Elsie de Wolfe), the celebrated American interior designer, had made her home at the Villa Trianon in the grounds. 


Capricorn: They adore books, let them read you like a book and discover your story

Taurus: They need constant reminders on how much they mean to you, don’t be afraid to let them know

Virgo: They are very playful once you get close, keep everything an adventure

Aquarius: Don’t be bothered if they are distant for a short time, they need their space too, don’t take it personally

Gemini: They have many special little things about them, be sure to take note of them

 Libra: They can have moods that change quickly and may confuse you, but you will always know two things for sure: whether they are angry or not and when they are in love

Scorpio: It takes a while to earn the trust of a Scorpio, but once you do, you have found one of the most loyal people out there

Pisces: They are very reliant but don’t mistake that for weakness as they are one of the most emotionally tough signs

Cancer: They are also quite needy, if you can’t give them a warm hug, give them a warm blanket to remind them of you

Aries: They can be very straight forward and you will need to learn how to not take things so seriously

Leo: They can be very confident in themselves, but when their self esteem is at a low, be there to bring them back up

Sagittarius: They can be cold and distant sometimes but their love is unconditional and like a warm hug

The signs as quotes from RPDR Season 7
  • Aries: "Alright, Public school, calm down."
  • Taurus: "No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade."
  • Gemini: "I spend a lot of time in my head."
  • Cancer: "I may never be the prettiest one, but I will always be the beautiful one."
  • Leo: "Pain is beauty, and I am the prettiest."
  • Virgo: "Flazéda"
  • Libra: "Chickens make me happy."
  • Scorpio: "I love you all but, I love myself a lot more."
  • Sagittarius: "After a long night of hooking..."
  • Capricorn: "You know you want this crocheted pussy."
  • Aquarius: "Is there something on my face?"
  • Pisces: "I didn't understand the assignment."
  • (from the show, untucked, and bonus clips)

The little project I’ve been working on and off on is finally done! 

 I’ve been meaning to try and get some prints up on Redbubble and the like, so Im putting up a collection of Zodiac Inspired emblems for whatever purpose! 

My main goal was to combine the imagery of each with their astrological symbol, it’s more present in some than in others, but it was a start!

 If you’re interested you can check out the options at my Redbubble!

  • like a normal human, just read and quiz themselves: Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Like an EFFING study machine (like seriously what are you doing): Capricorn, Leo, Cancer, Virgo
  • They don't study at all they just kind of accept failure: Gemini, Aries, Libra, Pisces
  • They don't study because they don't need to: Scorpio, Taurus
The signs as stupid things Taehyung has said
  • Aries: " Turn up!"
  • Taurus: "Rice Cake dougie"
  • Gemini: "You know bbuing bbuing?"
  • Cancer: "Actually I don't speak english sorry"
  • Leo: "This is Handsome tough guy"
  • Virgo: *to kelp* "Hello, What's your name?"
  • Libra: "I just ate lunch but I can't swallow it because of you"
  • Scorpio: "I thought my life ended"
  • Sagittarius: "All troubles start with me and end with me"
  • Capricorn: " I'm in charge of being the secret toilet"
  • Aquarius: "Stop playing hard to get before I kick you in the butt"
  • Pisces: " Jiminie Pabo"

Aries: Baseball Cards

Taurus: Quarters with the states on the back of them

Gemini: Other people’s collections

Cancer: Baby Teeth/Hairs

Leo: Tears from all the dreams they broke

Virgo: Candles

Libra: Bad photos of their friends

Scorpio: Vintage Wigs/Clothes

Sagittarius: Starbucks Cups

Capricorn: Collectors Edition Books

Aquarius: Dank memes

Pisces: Snow globes