zodiac chick

Marching into the new year with confidence ;)

Happy Lunar New Year ‘17!

The Signs as “White Chicks” quotes

Aries: “Move , bitch .”

Taurus: “Negro please . Didn’t any one tell you that this was an all white party , huh ? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me .”

Gemini: “Don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me “!

Cancer: “Take good care of him . Oh , and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell” , kay ?”

Leo: “I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow , I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek .”

Virgo: “Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro .”

Libra: “Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get , like , liposuction or something !”

Scorpio: “She’s having a bitch fit !”

Sagittarius: “I’m so fricking pissed .”

Capricorn: “Once you go black , you gonna need a wheelchair .”

Aquarius: “I am so glad I got waxed today .”

Pisces: “I wanna speak to your supervisor ! Better yet , I’m gonna write a letter !”

the signs as my favorite movies
  • aries: carrie
  • taurus: warm bodies
  • gemini: white chicks
  • cancer: boy in the striped pajamas
  • leo: legally blonde
  • virgo: the goonies
  • libra: ferris buellers day off
  • scorpio: the addams family values
  • sagittarius: beetlejuice
  • capricorn: the wolf of wall street
  • aquarius: heathers
  • pisces: back to the future
The signs as famous chick flicks
  • Aries: Mean Girls
  • Taurus: 10 things I hate about you
  • Gemini: Bridesmaids
  • Cancer: Freaky Friday
  • Leo: Miss Congeniality
  • Virgo: Never Been Kissed
  • Libra: Crazy Stupid Love
  • Scorpio: A walk to Remember
  • Sagittarius: Wild Child
  • Capricorn: She's the Man
  • Aquarius: Clueless
  • Pisces: The Notebook
the signs as chicks from chick flicks

aries: Sam Dutton (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
taurus: Allie Hamilton (The Notebook)
gemini: Elle Wood (Legally Blonde)
cancer: Georgia Nicolson (Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging)
leo: Regina George (Mean Girls)
virgo: Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
libra: Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
scorpio: Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany’s)
sagittarius: Gracie Hart (Miss Congeniality)
capricorn: Kat Stratford (10 Things I Hate About You)
aquarius: Olive Penderghast (Easy A)
pisces: Mia Thermopolis (The Princess Diaries)

Jake Gyllenhaal confuses me

His face says romcom and maybe some serious sad romance, but his filmography is full of serious and sometimes kinda dark thrillers

Signs as Chick flick heroines

Aries: Kat Stratford (Julia Stiles) in 10 things I hate About you
Taurus: Loretta Castorini (Cher) in Moonstruck
Gemini: Polly Prince (Jennifer Aniston) in Along Came Polly
Cancer: Ally Hamilton (Rachel McAdams) in Notebook
Leo: Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson) in How to Lose a Guy in 10 days
Virgo: Sally Albright (Meg Ryans) in When Harry met Sally
Libra: Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) in Legally Blonde 
Scorpio: Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) in Bad Teacher
Sagittarius: Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) in Mean Girls
Capricorn: Abbie Richter (Katherine Heigel) in The Ugly Truth
Aquarius: Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Woman
Pisces: Amélie Poulain (Audrey Tatou) from Amélie

the signs as things in netflix
  • Aries: White Chicks
  • Taurus: Bob's Burgers
  • Gemini: Gossip Girl
  • Cancer: Pretty Little Liars
  • Leo: Mean Girls
  • Virgo: Bill Nye the Science Guy
  • Libra: That 70's Show
  • Scorpio: American Horror Story
  • Sagittarius: Futurama
  • Capricorn: Orange is the New Black
  • Aquarius: Breaking Bad
  • Pisces: Ouran High School Host Club
The signs after a fight with their bf/gf

Aries♈️ Initiates another fight

Taurus♉️ Stays calm, carries on, and eats

Gemini♊️ verbally charms the pants off of you to make you forget

Pisces♓️ Cries and cries….And cries

Sagittarius♐️ gets real pissed off and then forgets why they were so pissed in the first place.

Scorpio♏️ guilt trips you into thinking it was all your fault

Cancer♋️ Says sorry repeatedly

Aquarius♒️ detaches themselves from you until they’re ready to talk

Leo♌️ won’t be satisfied until you apologize first

Virgo♍️ Holds a grudge until you sweet talk them

Capricorn♑️ holds the biggest grudge and will probably ignore you until they feel you’re worthy of their presence again

Get to know me tag

Tagged by @eeccdfge thank you by the way ^-^ ❤
Nicknames: my family/ sometimes friends calls me pollito it means (little chick)
Zodiac sign: Virgo
Height: 5'4
Last thing I’ve googled: Misaki Takahashi and Usagi Akihiko (I’m planning on drawing them.)
Favorite music artist: Coldplay
Song stuck in head: Inside of you-The Maine
Last movie watched: Blended
What am I wearing now: Dragon Ball Z Kai t-shirt and some shorts.
Why did I choose my url: You will always see a rainbow after a hurricane. Even after the hurricane destroys there’s always still a reason to stay hopeful. 🌈
What did your last relationship teach you: it’s kind of going to surprise you all but I’ve never been in a relationship. So umm yeah
Are you religious: I’m in between
Favorite color: Purple and Black 💜♥
Average hours of sleep: hahaha what is sleep I haven’t had much of it lately. Usually I would say 9 but lately it’s been 6 hours of sleep. 😭😴
Lucky number: 13 since I was a little girl it’s always been that number.
Favorite character: omg ahh it has to be my beautiful son Mikaela Hyakuya 😍😍😍
How many blankets do you sleep with: 1
Dream job: being able to sleep for 500 years lol I would love to become an artist I love drawing.

Tag thingy you don’t have to do it if you don’t want too.
@irritatingfly @indie-lmao @occulttokei @leftrightupdown @thebestbiscuit69 @justduckie1031 @kiryuuchuui @daddiefvcker

The Signs When Watching A Horror Movie

Aries: Talking with their best friend the entire time, glancing at the screen right in time to not flinch at the jump scare. Laughs when their friend does.
Taurus: Hiding behind their hands.
Gemini: Holds their breath the entire time but enjoys the experience.
Cancer: Cries when someone’s finger gets cut off, but laughs when they puke blood.
Leo: Jumping at literally anything. Even people turning corners.
Virgo: Pretty chill, not talking, not moving. Possibly a statue.
Libra: Holds the popcorn for their friends and accidentally tips some of it over. Does the same with nachos, but makes the nacho-cheese ratio equal.
Scorpio: Throws popcorn at the back of peoples heads when the abience is really strong.
Saggitarius: Laughing their asses off and making memes out of it.
Capricorn: “Fuck thats trippy as hell.”
Aquarius: Talking with Aries and looking over every so often to make really bad fucking jokes. Also dying from jump scares, and Sag’s jokes.
Pisces: Pretended to be sick, and didnt go with the group. Saw them coming out of the latest and greatest chick-flick.

a thousand miles

and i need you:  cancer, leo, capricorn

and i miss you: taurus, libra, sagittarius

and now i wonder… if i could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by: gemini, virgo, aquarius

‘cause you know i’d walk a thousand miles if i could just see you tonight: aries, scorpio, pisces