• Signs that pick up the ice cube:Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Aquarius, Sagittarius
  • Signs that kick it under the fridge:Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces, Scorpio
how to flirt with the signs
  • aries:fight them. just fucking do it.
  • taurus:accidentally break their room window with a rock and shout sorry before getting the hell out of there
  • gemini:call them at 3am and ask if they have any cheetos
  • cancer:stand outside their house with a boombox blaring "never gonna give you up"
  • leo:offer them a ride and yell "GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING" as you pull up in front of them
  • virgo:one word: memes
  • libra:don't even ask them out just tell them you're dating
  • scorpio:convince them you're batman
  • sagittarius:look them straight in the eye as you consume an entire pizza slice in one bite
  • capricorn:dance at them like one of those tropical birds with the fancy butt feathers
  • aquarius:tell them about homestuck
  • pisces:run up to them and say "can u hold onto this for me k thx" then hand them a flower and trip over a snail as you attempt to run off
Compliments For The Signs

Aries: You’re important too. Very important. Never forget that.

Taurus: You have great music taste. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

Gemini: Who cares if you weeb over your favourite t.v. shows and movies? It’s what you’re passionate about, which is beautiful.

Cancer: Your ass is amazing. Do they got the booty? They dooooo.

Leo: You’re doing a good job staying strong. Keep it up.

Virgo: You’re super cute especially with your evil side. Slay.

Libra: You look nice today. And everyday.

Scorpio: It doesn’t matter if you have intense eye bags and coffee breathe, you’re still amazing and could conquer Ba Sing Se anyday.

Sagittarius: Sing that song you love. You sound beautiful.

Capricorn: You are a precious cinnamon roll.

Aquarius: Your smile is beautiful. Never be afraid to show it. 

Pisces: You are a treasure. Anyone would be grateful to find you, and keep you.

The signs as RWBY characters
  • <p><b>aries:</b> weiss schnee<p/><b>taurus:</b> yang xiao long<p/><b>gemini:</b> weiss schnee<p/><b>cancer:</b> ruby rose<p/><b>leo:</b> WEISS SCHNEE<p/><b>virgo:</b> blake belladonna<p/><b>libra:</b> weiss schnee<p/><b>scorpio:</b> blake belladonna<p/><b>sagittarius:</b> ruby rose<p/><b>capricorn:</b> blake belladonna<p/><b>aquarius:</b> yang xiao long<p/><b>pisces:</b> ruby rose<p/></p>
  • Aries:Starts off all right, loses their temper and flips the board
  • Taurus:Bathing in cash $$$$$$
  • Gemini:Trying to talk their way out of debt
  • Cancer:Lending money to people with high interest rates
  • Leo:Has really cheap property but everyone lands on them
  • Virgo:Owns every railroad and utility like how
  • Libra:Is the bank but has difficulty understanding the instructions
  • Scorpio:Trying to sell their Get out of Jail Free card
  • Sagittarius:Keeps being sent to jail either by chance or landing on it
  • Capricorn:Owns a hotel on Boardwalk. That's it.
  • Aquarius:Has the most money and no one really knows how, picked the dog piece
  • Pisces:Has to start selling back property to the bank, makes a paper hat out of money
The signs as Achievement Hunters
  • Aries - Geoff Ramsey
  • Taurus - Jeremy Dooley
  • Gemini - Ryan Haywood
  • Cancer - Michael Jones
  • Leo - Ray Narvaez Jr
  • Virgo - Steffie Hardy
  • Libra - Jack Patillo
  • Scorpio - Matt Bragg
  • Sagittarius - Gavin Free
  • Capricorn - Kdin Jenzen
  • Aquarius - Caleb Denecour
  • Pieces - Lindsay Jones
what the signs are doing according to tumblr zodiac posts

Aries: fighting someone or yelling

Taurus: laying amongst the flowers in the forest with fireflies 

Gemini: either summoning satan or giving out sun flowers to people

Cancer: crying. just crying.

Leo: fixing their hair for the 1000th time today


Libra: manipulating someone to their needs (probably murder)

Scorpio: probably committing homicide and getting away with it

Sagittarius: being chill AF

Capricorn: having a panic attack probably over their grades

Aquarius: being nonexistent and adorable at the same time

Pisces: being a fish glub glub

The signs' modes as aesthetics
  • Cardinal (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn):party clothes and late night buses, the feeling from meeting someone special for the first time, coffee shops on rainy days
  • Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius):old mementos you just can't throw away, holding someone tight when they're falling apart, ancient trees bending just enough to not break
  • Mutable (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces):the world flying by moving windows, best friends making laugh after you went from screaming to crying, fluttering birds trying to find the perfect place to land