ziam post

Zayn’s 16 magazine covers so far… Which one is your fave? 😍😍😍

So there’s this moment in 1D Day where Ziam are blindfolded and standing next to each other

And Liam (LOAM!) lifts his giant 19th century frontier’s man hands and reaches out to find Zayn

And when his massive paws make contact with Zayn’s tiny kitten man body, he breaks out into this HAPPY GRIN :’(

While simultaneously gently caressing Zayn’s waist and shoulder. Liam gets in a boob grab BUT ITS THE MOST GENTLE AND REVERENT BOOB GRAB

And he says “I’ve got Zaynie” with a smile made of the sun and my tears

“I’VE GOT ZAYNIE”!!!1! MEANWHILE I’M

AND ZAYN JUST, HE LEANS INTO IT AND GRABS TO TOUCH LIAM’S HAND

“Thaht’s yew, Leeyum”

And I am a withered husk in the corner, my wails carried on the wind and used as a renewable energy source 

When someone mentions Ziam

When someone says there’s no evidence to back up Ziam

When someone believes Larry is real but won’t even consider Ziam

When someone keeps talking about S*ph*am, Z*gi, Paynet0n or Ch*am

When people act like Zayn and Liam haven’t gone through any problems with Modest!

When someone says Niall is the captain of Ziam

(it’s Louis)

When you didn’t sleep because you were dealing with Ziam all night

When someone you know IRL finds your Ziam blog

When you decide you don’t care that you’ve been #EXPOSED as a Ziamie

When someone finally realizes Ziam is real

The End. 


Here’s one last Ziam gif to end on a good note:



none of the gifs are mine

You know I’ve been taking some time

And I’ve been keeping to myself

I had my eyes up on the prize

Ain’t watching anybody else

But your love it hit me hard

Yeah, you’re bad for my health

I love the cards that I’ve been dealt

Do you feel the same as well?


You know, I used to be in 1D (now I’m out, free)

People want me for one thing (that’s not me)

I’m not changing the way, that I (used to be)

I just wanna have fun (and get rowdy)

Want coke and bacardi (sippin’ lightly)

When I walk inside the party (girls on me)

F1 type Ferrari (6 gear speed)

I love it when your body (grinds on me), baby  


You know I love it when the music’s start
But c'mon, strip that down for me, baby

There’s a lot of people in the crowd
But only you can dance with me

So put your hands on my body
And swing around for me, baby

You know I love it when the music start
But c'mon, strip that down for me (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


Oh, strip that down
Love when you hit the ground (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Oh, strip that down
Love when you hit the ground


You know, that since the day I met you

Yeah, you swept me off my feet

You know, that I don’t need no money

When your love is beside me

Yeah, you opened up my heart

And then you threw away the key

Now it’s just you and me

And you don’t care ‘bout where I’ve been

Ok but you know what, Zayn was right. No, no. Like HE WAS RIGHT. I’m just sitting here thinking about that time when zayn said that liam is brave, and i’m like, YES YES. because, liam is brave, he’s literally so brave, i mean, he was young and he was bullied and he has to learn to box so he could defends himself at his own, he was young but he attending at the same tv show TWO times because he was rejected the first time. He saved his best friend of the fire, like literally. He was the first in comes to us when zayn left the band in the middle of the storm and makes us laugh with a silly picture of him. He’s always with us. He fight for his dreams so much. He attending today to the brits with his own new team in front of simon cowell and he WAS PROUD OF IT. LIKE YES BITCH I’M HERE. He fought with alcoholism, depression and eating problems, as well as tobacco addiction. He was through it, is not that bravery? And he’s in love with his ex band mate who at least the half of this fandom hate, but that doesn’t stop his love. He’s always the most unpriced of the band, but no matter how bad you trated him, he’s always nice with you. He’s always so gentle and lovely with the fandom, even when not all of the people appreciated him or his big heart, but, at the end, that is what bravery is no? Be nice no matter what. Bravery also is a big heart, and be kind even if other people can’t see it. So, yeah. He’s fucking brave. And i’m so SO proud of him. And yes, zayn was right. Liam is brave. So brave.

anonymous asked:

Melly there's no cuter picture in the world than the one where Ziam are asleep together. Zaynie's little head on Loammy's lap 😍

I did the research and there really is no cuter photo then this one of two tender sleeping hyena children:

Let’s do a very important and scientific comparison!

Round 1: Ziam vs. Baby Deer sleeping in some guy’s disembodied hands

We’re starting off the competition with an intense one. You’ve got a lot of key elements here: baby deer sleeping, some guy’s hands to show you the smolness ratio. Who will be the winner?

Winner: Ziam. AS IF THE BABY DEER HAD A CHANCE AT ALL AGAINST THAT PHOTO. 

Round 2: Ziam vs. Two Baby Kitties Sleeping

This one was real close because at first glance I thought I was doing a comparison of two of the same photo. As you can see though, the one on the left has a different background. 

Winner: Ziam. SORRY BABY KITTEHS, LEARN HOW TO BE CUTER NEXT TIME.

Round 3: Ziam vs. Puppy Sleeping with a Teddy Bear (not to be confused with the alternate working title for the Ziam photo)

This last round almost made me break out into a sweat I ALMOST COULDN’T CALL A WINNER. But I did. 
Winner: Ziam. YOU LOSE, PUPPEH.

In short, there really is nothing cuter than this photo thanks for stopping by.

fic recs june 2015 - january 2016

* = favorites

** = absolute favorites


chaptered:

You’re An Asshole (But I Love You)  85k **  Louis is a frat boy with a drinking problem who doesn’t know what he wants to do with his life, and Harry is a psychology student who always takes care of him and might just be exactly what Louis doesn’t want, but really needs.

Let’s Fall in Love In a Place You Want to Stay 134k *  A George of the Jungle / Tarzan AU where Louis is a model who meets Wild Man Harry in the Congo. He was raised by apes and barely speaks a word of English and turns Louis’ life upside down.

Wild And Unruly  123k **  Harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in Wyoming, and Louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.

Work Me Over  51k   The only luck Louis has ever believed in is the luck that comes from working. He’s never really believed in love, either. In this world, if something is too good to be true, it’s because it’s a con.

don’t tell the gods (we left a mess)  71k **  After a misunderstanding with Liam’s mother, Louis agrees to accompany his best friend to a family wedding and pretend to be the world’s best boyfriend. But their simple plan goes awry when he learns that Harry, ex-boyfriend/ex-love of Louis’ life, will also be in attendance. (aka: fake!boyfriends with a twist ft. bromance, romance and cake.)

bring out feelings in me i never show   24k   Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving. Or, the fake boyfriends au no one asked for

Escapade  146k ****  In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He’s rich. He’s handsome. He’s reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

Uncharted Shores  111k **  he plane taking the boys to LA crashes and the boys are left alone and alive on a deserted island. They’re the only five survivors on the plane. As time passes, they find that they will most likely never be rescued and go about settling down. (OT5)

Two Steps Behind 38k *  Louis is two years younger than his neighbors, Harry, Liam, Niall, and Zayn, and he grows up bending over backwards to get their attention and acceptance. Especially Harry’s.


one shots:

wish i knew how to break this spell  6k * Maybe it should be more of a surprise to open the door and find Harry wrapped up in about a dozen blankets, face pink from the cold and soft from sleep. It isn’t.
Harry, Louis, and a cabin. It’s cold outside.

Orange Canvas  25k *  A spring break (kind of) fake relationship AU

I Think I’m Addicted To Your Light  9k  Louis is just zipping back up when the door swings open with a swell of noise and someone shuffles up next to him, shoes tapping loudly against the tile floor. Louis turns to see who’s walked in and just violated the code of the men’s toilet by taking the urinal next to him and is met with wide, green eyes and red lips stretched into a brilliant smile.“Happy new year,” the guy grins, shaking long, curly hair away from his face. “You look sharp. Sorry, do you mind holding this for a minute? I don’t really have any place to keep it and it’s kind of a hassle, getting out of these things. Don’t want it to fall in.”He indicates his legs with the hand clutching a pale pink phone, and Louis’ gaze drops. Speechless, Louis takes the phone, eyes locked on the guy’s legs. His gorgeous legs, clad only in a pair of black thigh-highs held up by a silky black garter belt.

of faith and trust and pixie dust  4k  “So, you and Nick, you fuck, right?” (STYLINSHAW) 

Won’t See It Coming Till It’s Already Gone  12k “Tell me that this is a fake,” Peter says, slapping a handful of papers against Louis’ chest. He says something else, something loud and demanding, barely even pausing for a breath, but Louis doesn’t hear it. All he hears is the sound of his own breathing, the sound of his own heartbeat.Because this - this looks like a marriage certificate.For a minute, everything stills, quiets. Louis drags his eyes up, meets Harry’s gaze, fixed on him.Then the noise is back, shouting voices clamoring to be heard over each other, and Harry is still staring at him.The ring that Louis hadn’t been able to stop noticing in the loo weighs heavily on his hand. His left hand.

Ocean and waves and wires between us  8k   Niall wants to meet his online girlfriend, Veronica, and enlists the help of MTV’s Catfish to do it. He doesn’t get quite what he bargained for, but it works out alright, really.  (ZIALL)

fire and rain  4k   Harry and Louis have been known for hating each other, but one day at a party that Harry was dragged to, they play spin the bottle and end up having to kiss.

led by your beating heart  29k **  AU where Harry’s in One Direction, Louis isn’t, and they reconnect over a game of ‘Call or Delete’.

slow to aknowledge the knots in our laces  14k ** He turns to Liam. “We could come up with a points system, we don’t even have to do anything outside of what has set points. The interviewers would hate it. Or, are you too… chicken?“Liam rolls his eyes, but smiles and gives Louis a pointed look. "No, Louis."And that’s the end of it.Until a week later. (LILO)

Will Kiss for Cash  4k  The boys decide to play gay chicken. Harry and Zayn, as always, take it a step too far. (ZARRY)

Even Mountains Crumble Into the Sea  4k   the one where they are all in the Bungalow and plays truth or dare and Harry gets dares to put on some panties Niall found.

I Think I’m Kissing Louis Tonight  4k   Harry can’t believe Louis picked him over everyone, and Louis really wants to kiss Harry.

Wicked Games  4k *  Zayn gets mad about Liam’s tweet and challenges him to a game of gay chicken.

let me make a thing of cream and stars  24k **  Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.

We’re Like Bumper Cars  31k   the AU where Louis and Harry are rivals of the century and Cross Country competitors before things get complicated and they play pretend.

Mine Now   32k ***  This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

Tuesday: The Apocalypse  32k ***  This is the story of how Niall finds himself listening to Harry’s presidential opponent wank for five minutes straight before he understands what’s happening. (Sequel of “Mine Now”)

Glass Table Boys  6k   Louis is a go-go dancer at a gay bar. Zayn is a DJ, and Louis’s roommate. Harry is a hot stranger. Naturally, a threesome ensues. Guest starring Nick Grimshaw as a sassy bartender. (ZOURRY)

we are honey and the bee  41k *  au where harry plays rugby at uni, louis needs to hire a nanny, and life is one big cliche.

give you my fever  10k   x-factor era. harry’s never had an orgasm before, louis gives him his first

Hit the Spot  9k   Louis Tomlinson unlocks the secrets of time travel to fuck his younger self and boyfriend.

everything i can arrange, every part of me you change  10k *  [Harry needs a big spoon and Louis refuses to let anyone steal his position.

Being Held Down  4k   Everything changes when they start noticing how much weaker Louis is compared to them. (OT5)

Never Had a Chance  22k   the one where Harry wants Louis, Louis wants to lose his virginity, and a camping trip is exactly what they need to sort themselves out.

walk my days on a wire  38k   when actor Louis Tomlinson used to daydream about dating Harry Styles, this is not what he had in mind.

Help! ( I Need Somebody)  2k   Liam’s prank backfires spectacularly.

not just a phase  22k *** “Great!” says Liam. “I’ll, um, I’ll set up a time.”“Not now?” Niall deflates.Liam shakes his head. “No, well. We thought, maybe, you and Soph should go first?”Niall scrunches his face up. “Like…an icebreaker exercise?”“Yeah,” says Liam, shaking his head fondly at Niall, which Niall thinks is a bit rich coming from the guy proposing get-to-know-you sex before a threesome. “Just like that.” (NOPHIAM)

‘til you’re screaming and you’re sore  5k   Louis is gay. The other four are straight, but curious. Louis offers to help them. (OT5)

Picture This  2k   'Niall secretly watching and jerking off to Harry and Louis having sex. They are unaware they’re being watched and don’t find out.’

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again  17k   "Stay,” Harry whispers desperately, pressing his lips to Louis’ temple like he can somehow ease the pain that’s blooming there, but he can’t make the pain stop and no matter how hard he tries he can’t make Louis stay.

Wrong Side of Love  37k  Zayn and Liam wake up in each other’s bodies.

In Dreams  23k   AU. When Harry moves to a new city, his new flat come with a number of sweet, anonymous gifts and surprises that brighten his days. Could it be a friendly ghost? Another friendly presence in his new building is his tattooed neighbor, Louis, who seems determined to put a smile back on his face.

Have You Coming Back Again  31k   He’s got Harry’s schedule memorized, more because the guy keeps following him around than anything, so he doesn’t bother looking around before climbing behind the wheel and setting his bag on the passenger seat. It’s a Monday, which means that Harry doesn’t even get out of bed before noon unless he’s planning on harassing Louis.

Now supposedly:

Zayn and Liam haven’t seen each other in a “long time”

Lol looks at Zayn’s expression “seriously dude”

What’s that? Did these two have to fill each other in? Nahhh don’t think so :P

Zayn’s barely containing himself from bursting into laughter

You can do it Zayn

Okay maybe not

Yes Ziam have had a good time, thanks for being so subtle Liam ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

Zayn seriously fix your acting you are not convincing me you haven’t spent 90% of “quite a long time” with your boo over there

Zayn looks happier than I did when they gave me chocolate when I was ten. That’s a biggie.

We prob don’t wanna know but Zayn sure looks pretty excited and blushing about what we don’t wanna know if you know what I mean ^^

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀ Conclusion ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

Ziam were on vacation together and they’ve spent most of their break together kthnxbye <3