Okay, so our precious Lima bean was spotted leaving some club or something like that after weeks of being MIA (he was spotted the same day as Zayn AND in the same city, let me tell you). And he’s got a few new tats, but the most talked about is his eye tattoo.
Chiam-shippers were quick to assume that it was Cheryl’s eye since she’s his girlfriend and his baby mama and bluh bluh bluh.
Yeah, sure, you wish.
Me, being an intelligent individual, who can easily tell where is truth and where is pr bullshit, because she’s been through a lot in this fandom, decided to prove their blind asses that this is not Cheryl’s eye. But rather someone else’s, whose name starts with Z.
Yep, you heard me right, after a bit of research I’m now convinced that this is Zayn’s eyes.
So let’s get started. (I’m actually ashamed to say that I spent my weekend evening comparing three eyes, why am I like this?)
Oh God, it’s Little Things. Okay. Just be cool. Don’t look at Harry…Fuck everyone is sitting down. Just squat. Yeah, like that…Shit this is uncomfortable.
Smooth. Much bet-oh God. Harry’s singing. Don’t look at-
Just don’t look at Ha-for fuck’s sake. Fucking Liam’s huge dome is in the way. Okay, just casually shift up a bit.
Nice. Nailed it. And now jus-holy shit he’s staring right at me. Jesus. Christ. He’s staring right. At me. Be fuckin cool, Harry! Maybe if I blink at him a couple times rapid fire he’ll get the message.
Okay he’s still staring at me. And I think he just winked. Maybe he thought I was trying to wink? May-oh fuck, I have to sing…Just don’t stare at him whil-did he just say HIS LITTLE THINGS?! You fucking little shi-
“I’ve just just let these little things slip out of my mouth,”
Oh my God he looks beauti-FUCK! I’m staring right at him. We are singing and staring. What a right pair of creepers. Look away. Look away now-oh God he’s so beautifullllook. Away. Now.
“-it’s you they add up to.”
Yeah, look over there at all the people. I think this went well. Just nod to the music, look at the boys…Is Zayn singing to me or Liam? Why does everyone lose their chill to this song?…Harry looks happy. And beauti-FUCK.
are you sometimes having a nice day and then you remember Liam said ‘of course i love zayn’ and it trended worldwide and then zayn tweeted 'setting trends :)’ and you find yourself crying on the floor because ziam is too fucking real?