Man, I was unprepared, I’ve never met a band

WITH SUCH

A LONG HISTORY OF

SO

MUCH

SMOOCHING

(NOTE: IF YOU CAN’T IMAGINE A ‘MWAH!’, IT’S NOT A SMOOCH)

THEY ARE TRUE TALENTS, DEDICATED THEIR CRAFT

THE MOST PASSIONATE

THE PUREST

THE SMOOCHIEST

THEY’RE IN THE 99TH PERCENTILE OF SMOOCHING. THE SMOOCHING OUTLIERS.

interviewer: so zayn, have you listened to made in the am yet?

zayn: i’ve listened to like one song- *history ringtone starts playing* fuck, i mean i might have heard a few- *dozens of niall edition cd’s fall from pocket* okay, I’ve listened through it maybe once but- *exposes new tattoo of lyrics from love you goodbye* uhm…

interviewer:

zayn: i can explain