You guys remember the dorm room cooking thing? Well I accepted Elisabeth’s challenge and did it. 

Be warned, it’s a little spicy.

What you need

  1. 1 Package Ramen Instant Noodles (any flavor)
  2. 1 bag Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos
  3. 1 bag Nacho Cheese Doritos
  4. 1 egg
  5. BBQ Sauce (Sweet Baby Rays or nothing)
  6. Hot sauce
  7. Taco mix
  8. Mozzarella cheese
  9. Lettuce (optional)
  10. Beverage of choice (optional)

We start with some Ramen Instant Noodles. Put them in a microwave-safe container with the included seasoning and add some hot sauce, bbq sauce, and taco mix. I added an egg, for some extra meat. Add the water and microwave until noodles are ready and the egg is cooked. (4 minutes for me).

While the noodles are cooking, lay out a layer of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos on a plate. Open the bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, add some Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos, and crush them all up.

When the noodles are done, scoop them out of the water (careful, it’s hot!) and lay them on top of the Doritos. Do the same with the egg. Sprinkle the mozzarella cheese over the top of the noodles and egg. Sprinkle the crushed Doritos on top of the cheese.

I added a piece of lettuce on the side (leftovers from taco night), as garnish, but also as an added bit of deliciousness.

From here, you’ve got the spices/water left over. You can use it as an added bit of sauce for the food, you can add the left over crushed Doritos and eat it like soup, or you can just dump it in the sink. The choice is yours.

The last, and most important step, is to eat the shit out of the food. It’s delicious.

Eat my ass, Gordon Ramsay.

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1. When I was around 8 years old, I almost (accidentally) got a prince albert.

2. I’m the second oldest of my siblings, but people tend to think I’m the oldest.

3. I hate hate hatefeeling smitten, but am never happier when that’s the case.

4. My entire family contracted the measles once (yes, they were immunized), with myself being the only exception.

5. I haven’t had a vacation (5+ days off in a row) in 10 years.

6. I can activate an adrenaline rush at a moment’s notice.

7. I am widely known as the black sheep of the family.

8. My brother ran over my head once. (with a bike)

9. Frasier Crane is my all-time favorite TV character.

10. I re-read The Hobbit at the park every spring.