zexal is for kids

Can we talk about the progression of fucked up ness yugioh goes through?

Yu-gi-oh dm - Funny anime about card games and helping a ghost to MURDER, PSYCHOSIS REVENGE THE OCCULT AND DARK POWERS

Yu-gi-oh gx - A funny school anime a lot like a sitcom to SPLIT PERSONALITIES, SACRAFICE, DEMONS, AND OUR CAREFREE MAIN CHARACTER BECOMING A GOD PMUCH? ????

Yu-gi-oh 5ds - GOES FROM FUCKING APOCALYPSE AND SOMEHOW GET S FUCKING WORSE

Yu-gi-oh zexal - Oh cute another school anime with cute little kid best friends helping a cool alien get home to WHAT THE FUCK

Yu-gi-oh arc-v - Circus !!!!! To I’M HAVING A GOD DAMN IDENTITY CRISIS AND I’M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE BRO UGHT UP NUKES????? OH WELL WE BRO UGHT SOME ANYWAY

Yu-Gi-Oh: A Series Summary

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - A kid with really stupid hair is accompanied by a guy with equally stupid hair, they go to places and play card games, somehow end up in Egypt

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX - A kid with decent hair lives in Persona 4, accidentally kills some people, all is okay in the end

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s - A guy with stupid hair rides a motorbike and lives in Blade Runner but with card games, ends up dueling wrinkly old self

Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeXaL - A kid with idiotic hair is accompanied by a naked glowing alien and needs to git gud at card games, goes Super Saiyan in the process

Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V - A tomato treats card games like a circus, gets ignored by the plot