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why I love formula one

a selection of reasons and a look back on moments throughout the years that have reminded me just why I love this sport so much


  • when the drivers mess around

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  • #placesalonsowouldratherbe
  • dancing drivers

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  • dancing mechanics
  • dancing marshals

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  • how the drivers get along so well with each other

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  • when vettel got bored and overtook two drivers in the pitlane with literally zero effort

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  • team twitter sass
  • when all else fails, get the duct tape
  • the Suzuka puppets
  • crazy fan costumes

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  • Button’s cake obsession

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  • how excited we get when random animals appear on the track

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  • when the drivers pull faces/smile for the camera

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  • how much kimi raikkonen doesn’t give a shit

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  • “Felipe, baby”
  • lucky nipple tweak

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  • swearing over team radio
  • the famous kimi quote
  • that one time when all the teams raced boats down the pit lane during the rain in Suzuka
  • Mexican waving at Silverstone

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  • Riccardo drinking out of his shoe and then forcing Webber to do the same
  • amazing driver abbreviation coincidences ‘BUT GRO PER’
  • smiley Dan

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  • awesome helmet designs
  • vettel’s victory doughnuts
  • car worshipping
  • the night races
  • when two drivers who are on the podium don’t like each other and the other driver stands awkwardly and gives an The Office style look to the camera
  • sebastian choosing to go deep into a corner and lock up so he wouldn’t hit a seagull and then teasing Hamilton for not braking for it after the race

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  • Maurizio being adorable
  • Kevin and the banana
  • Rosberg’s adorable clumsiness

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  • mclaren’s new team member at singapore
  • how every time Kimi gets onto the podium they never have actual champagne
  • the love everyone has for the driver’s wives

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  • the pirelli stetsons in Austin
  • the pirelli ushankas in Russia
  • the pirelli sombreros in mexico
  • when one of the driver’s pours champagne over the interviewer
  • the fact that Hulkenberg takes his little Hulk Pop! vinyl around the world with him and takes pictures for his Twitter with it
  • that time when Jenson and Fernando snuck onto the podium

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  • when Vettel put the whole front wing of his car into the cockpit
  • when drivers hijack the marshal’s scooter and drive them both back to the pits

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  • the red wigs
  • sauber vs force india pit lane crate rowing

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  • that time when kimi got out the car during a red flag period and just ate an ice cream without a care in the world
  • the marshal teddy bear at Hungary
  • adorable little felipinho
  • and to finish off, just a selection of hilarious fernando alonso moments

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TEAM C aesthetics.

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These experience things are pretty popular, but there isn’t many details if you search it, I guess this is so thee won’t be spoilers? Hope you like this ^^

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

RFA + Saeran go to a survival zombie experience

Zen

  • Well, not his ideal date for Halloween
  • But you insisted, convincing him it’s about bonding by fighting for survival. Pretty romantic, right?
  • He’s a hopeless romantic, so… right.
  • But there is no room for romance in here, he realizes it as soon as he sees you shooting that goddamn zombie and giving him a high-five. A. HIGH. FIVE!
  • But he starts getting into it, it feels like a movie!
  • It ends up in a muddy sweaty selfie with the zombies after the event is done. He still looks flawless in the pic, btw

Yoosung

  • Okay! Is this a game thing, VR thing or…?
  • Oh, it’s more like a… real thing, hum…
  •  More terrified of the guns than of the zombies, tbh
  • And most of the time he just goes with the flow, doing what the team tells him to do and such, he’s used to it since this isn’t that different from his group missions in LOLOL
  •  Gets a little distracted by watching you from time to time, you look terrifyingly hot doing this
  • Only gets into it if you’re in danger. If this happens… well, everybody will ask for his number and ask him to join their team next time.

Jaehee

  • Just… why?
  • Why do you want to pay for something like this? Why do you want to have this experience as real as it can be? Why are zombies such a thing these days?
  • She goes to keep an eye on you and makes sure you don’t get hurt, she’s pretty skeptical of the security in this
  • And buddy, this woman knows how to kill the zombies
  • But she couldn’t care less about it. A merciless killer with a blasé attitude, how cooler can she get to these people in the team?
  •  Had zero fun, but there were no zombies left on her watch. And you’re safe, that’s what matters.

Jumin

  • He’ll try to snap you out of this idea
  • Halloween in the most traditional way isn’t his thing, let alone this insanity.
  • So no, he’s not joining you.
  • And since he didn’t manage to make you forget this… well, at least he’ll make sure this is worthy and you come back in the winner team
  • So he’ll send one of his best guards, the one experienced in combat and survival.
  • Oh, he also will keep the pic of you with the trophy.

Saeyoung

  • He actually insists you guys play in different teams
  • And, honey, IT’S ON!
  •  The winner gets to brag the entire way back home after it’s done, and boy got his eye on the prize.
  • He’s a little rusty from the action, but he still has his moves from the past in the agency.
  • Until… he kinda forgets you guys are rivals and keeps helping you and… flirting with you.He feels like he won, what can he do if you’re cute when you act all smug?

V

  • He’s down to all sorts of different and innovative experiences after he got his sight back
  • So, yeah sure… he has no idea what to do, but he’ll do his best for you!
  • Not for you, this isn’t the time to be love dovey, Jihyun, we’re dealing with an apocalypse in here
  • Has zero ability with the gun
  •  And is legitimately shocked when he sees the zombies get to touch the players, the “as real as can be” advertise was no joke, huh?
  •  If they get to touch people, they get to touch you, so now it’s time to get some ability.

Saeran

  • I don’t think he would be comfortable holding a gun, even if it’s just a eplica of an air soft and bb pellets.
  • It brings bad memories, so no, he won’t go
  • But boy has a few tips for you.
  • He’s pretty good at strategizing and using limited resources effectively
  • So his tips are gold, and he’ll lead you to victory even not being there
  • And then he’ll take you to get ice cream