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Drarry Fic Rec

Love Comes Tumbling (22K): ‘Harry’s thoughts were of how much he would have done differently with Malfoy over the years, and of Dumbledore’s final words to the other boy … “It is my mercy, and not yours, that matters now.”  Maybe, Harry wondered, he could find some mercy, too, and give Malfoy the second chance that Dumbledore had believed him worthy of.’ (this one is so gentle and realistic and omg Harry standing up for Draco is just perfect)

The Art of Cooking the Muggle Way (24K): Cooking. The Muggle Way. Without any Magic. Definitely Draco’s idea of hell. Unless, of course, it leads to much more interesting activities with one Harry Potter. But wait. Draco’s into girls, right? (beyond gorgeous! and sweet and fun and sexy)

Zero to Hero (10K): Harry returns to Hogwarts for his “8th year” in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment. (Disney References, Harry as Hercules and Draco as Megara, I don’t need to say anything else)

Kiss (15K): Harry and Draco are forced to kiss over and over again, because that’s just what happens to two arch-enemies around Christmas. (it’s always time for a good Christmas fic, right?)

Tug-O-Want (17K): Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. (i’t’s so adorable and we always need a good bonding fic)

It Takes a Village (24K): Eighth year isn’t exactly going to plan. Harry is definitely not running away, Draco is definitely not impressed, and it’s almost definitely not going to stop raining. (so so beautiful and sweet and again, Harry standing up for their relationship is great)

Hey, Potter (16K): Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome. (this is definitely one of my favorites! I couldn’t stop smiling the whole time i was reading this )

The other night I had a dream where Reggie Fils-Aime turned up in a Morrisons supermarket bread aisle to make a speech about how Nintendo knew the fandom was tired of sexy zero suit Samus and they were going to make her look more realistic in the new games. They showed pictures of her face and she kinda looked like a prettier version of her Prime appearance. It was weird because Reggie in the dream was so life-like, he spoke and acted exactly how Reggie really would.

Hyuga and Riko are Dating! What’s Your Reaction.

Kiyoshi: I’m so happy for them! Like, I mean, they’re my two favorite people I the world and now they’re dating.

Kiyoshi: why would have any problem with that.

Koganei: Because now your their third wheel.

Kiyoshi: *Twitching* Why would I feel like that? Huh, Koga.

Kagami: Meh. I don’t care, so long as it doesn’t interfere with coaching and captaining.

Izuki: I think they deserve each other. But, I am worried that Hyuga might not last long in this relationship.

Kuroko: Why?

Izuki: Riko is obviously going to want to cook for Hyuga, right.

Kuroko: Oh, right, I forgot.

Kise: I think It’s sweet how long it took him to pronounce his love to her.

Kasamatsu: Really? ‘Cause I would’ve kicked him until he grew a pair and asked her out.

Hyuga: Maybe that would’ve helped me.

Kasamatsu: See?! Kicking gets results.

Kagetora: If you so much as break my daughter’s heart…

Kagetora: I have bullet with your name on it!

Hyuga: Ugh…

Riko: Dad, stop being weird!

*Riko on Kagetora violence*

Narumi: Figures, only a nerd like him would be interested in a girl with zero sexiness like her.

Hyuga: Why you son of…

Riko: Hyuga, let me handle this.

Riko: Hey you son of bitch! Come over here so I can show you what girl with “zero sexiness”, can do with her hands!

Hyuga: God I love her.

Alright, so I see Leon as being the very jealous type.

So imagine Kamui hanging out with the other males in her army all day long. She goes horseback riding with Marx, cooks with Joker, and practices archery with Zero. Slowly, Leon’s patience wears thin and he grabs Kamui by the wrist and drags her into the castle. He takes her to his room where he slams the door closed and cages Kamui between him and the door. He then says “You make me so jealous when you’re around the other men. I think you need to be punished for making me feel like this.”

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anonymous asked:

'Future' What do you think about the clothes?You will be looking sexy for zero with a tuxedo.

(FUTURE)

“We had tuxedos back in my time as well. But all the other clohtes I’ve seen… again. Everything is sooo small… but it does look good. But I wanna look for something that isn’t as tight.”

Let’s talk about Fire Emblem Fates Gay Marriage.

Their are two gay options in Fire Emblem Fates i’m going to give all the details so I guess spoilers. On the Conquest side you can marry Zero a sexy hunk of man meat loyal to his dark kingdom. Then on the Birthright side you can marry  Shara daughter of Tsukuyomi and obviously Tharja. This marks the first time Nintendo has ever done gay marriage or really anything officially gay ever.  It’s historic and a fantastic step forward. Now i’m going to talk about how many ways they fucked this up. 

The biggest issue here is you gots to pay to get your gay. Wanna be gay but the same sex unit isn’t in the version you prefer. Well too bad, buy the other version too, buy the 3rd path or deal with it. That means if you truly believe in one side you’ll never be able to be truly yourself in that version. However, let’s face it 3rd path is likely true path of making everything good and happy. So at least the 3rd path will feel like a real path but that is something that will always be extra to the 40 dollar price tag. Maybe it will be their tag line “Be gay if you like this person in particular for only 15 extra dollars!” All  they had to do to fix this problem is make them characters that or in both roots or you know add a few more gay options. You can have incest with your siblings in the game and relationships with children yet somehow gay people only get two choices. Sure the children walking from the future or whatever but regardless some look pretty kiddie.  

Their is like 50 shades of bad things in the dealing with Shara’s gay option. First off she is the kid of one of your units, sure she is from another dimension but that’s gonna be the baby of two people under you that’s your only option to to get treated like an all you can eat buffet under the waist line. Secondly you have to get much further to uncover this marriage, you got to keep Tsukuyomi alieve, get him married, then do the extra quest, then romance Shara in order to access this relationship. At the point you’ll be able to get Shara you’ll likely have had to turn down many S rank relationships and from a gameplay stand point it might not make a bunch of sense. It also feels like a nice way to hide it from people keeping it really deep in the game. Then Shara is actually just  Tharja so that’s good and bad. It’s good in the sense that Tharja should have been bi in the last game but they didn’t want to officially support it. The bad is this is just a character from another game. Then just being a child character lowers your potential wife’s importance from a narrative standpoint even lower. 

Speaking of characters both Zero and Shara have personalities that are kinda looked down on. Shara stalks people she finds worth of her and Zero is actually Sadist. While it’s not wrong to have gay characters have things that are generally looked down on you kinda save that for when you already have LGBT representation. It’s kind of like they are saying “Homo, your kinda odd, and likely into this odd stuff.” Overall, that are just handling this very poorly and I really wish they would have done better. I am happy to have the choice and if I get the game or when Shara will be my first romance for sure. Regardless I really want them to do better in the future.