zero shenanigans

A propos of nothing, but St John Rivers makes me laugh every. single. time.

Happiness? With someone I love? ABHORRENT. FLESH MUST BE MORTIFIED. STRUGGLE IS THE ONLY TRUE DEVOTION.

Jane: idk, maybe chill out for 5 minutes?

St John: NEVER. THE VERY NOTION OF CHILL IS AN INSULT TO THE CREATOR. I MUST THRUST ALL WORLDLY DESIRES FROM ME AS I WOULD A SERPENT

Jane: Rosamund asked about you

St John: …OH MY GOD. OMIGOOODDDDDDDD.

St John: I’M MOVING TO INDIA IMMEDIATELY. I DON’T LOVE YOU JANE, SO WE WILL BE UNHAPPY. IT WILL BE PERFECT.