zeldaray

zeldaray asked:

NANA CLOOOOOOOOO. HI I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO VERY MUCH. AND BRYANT AND ME CAME UP WITH THE BEST IDEA. Tho.. it was really his idea, but MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AND I THINK IT WOULD BENEFIT US ALL IF YOU WOULD BUY OUT BEN AND JERRY'S RIGHT? IT WOULD BE A BIRTHDAY MIRACLE.

ooc: JERICA I LOVE HOW YOU JUST SEND ME ALL THIS CRAP AND NEVER TELL ME AND I END UP NEVER SEEING IT UNTIL MONTHS LATER IT’S SO GREAT 

Dear Internet,

I have been trying to write you for ages, but every time I sit down to start, I look over a few feet and see my elven daughter Zelda doing something magical, like farting sparkles. The little tufts of fur on her pointed ears ruffle in the wind. “Puh,” she says.

“Buh.”

For all the helpful and stressful advice we received from all of our friends, the one thing nobody told me was that I was…

Zelda just peed all over herself and had to be given a bath and a fresh set of clothing.

Now what was I saying. Who cares. The point is, having a kid meets and exceeds my expectations, and consumes an enormous amount of resource. I mean, how can I type when I have a baby in one hand? Poorly.

BUT REST ASSURED, loyal reader: The B in this log stands for Ben, not Baby.

Everything else has also been going swimmingly, and I would like to publicly congratulate Katie and myself for adjusting so well. Thanks, Ben! It really means a lot for you to say that. Hey no problem, little buddy. Hug it out. 

At work, we just finished a fun project for a high profile client, and then were invited to immediately come back and keep working on the next phase. Working with Adam again has been fun and useful and inspiring. And Damien’s secret project, which was always pretty exciting, is evolving into something even more exciting! And this week I learned how to make a new type of useful spreadsheet!!!!!! Holy crap, folks, this is real business.

My only regret is that I haven’t had the time to issue updates to my iOS apps to make them work better on the new version of iOS that came out a few weeks ago. I AM SO SORRY, USERS. Just so you know, I have deprived myself of the iOS 5.1 update in solidarity with you so that I can carefully test these next updates, and ensure the upgrade process goes smoothly for all your pixels and sendtabs.

Zelda just pooed again.