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madame-simsa  asked:

What is your most favorite quote?

Oh man…I have so many and it kind of depends on the day you ask me. However, I can say that these three are contenders: 

1. Do I Dare Disturb the Universe- T.S. Eliot - going to get a tattoo of this one day! I love this poem, but I love how powerful this line feels. 

2. I spent my life folded between the pages of books. In the absence of human relationships I formed bonds with paper characters. I lived love and loss through stories threaded in history; I experienced adolescence by association. My world is one interwoven web of words, stringing limb to limb, bone to sinew, thoughts and images all together. I am a being comprised of letters, a character created by sentences, a figment of imagination formed through fiction. - Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me- I am obsessed with this quote. I relate to it so much! 

3. I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it’s these things I’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything. -F. Scott Fitzgerald- Swoon :) I want someone who would write about me like he wrote about Zelda. Just maybe not drink as much lol.

What’s your favorite quote?

Lauren

Modern Zelink AU? Modern Zelink AU

@notsosilentprincess and me were chatting and SOMEHOW we came up with the most extra of zelink aus. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

  • link is a good boy from the country who goes to the city for uni
  • to help pay tuition he gets a job as a chauffeur for this rich lady’s daughter
  • the daughter is zelda, PLOTTWIST
  • link develops a dumb crush on her cause zelda is so nice, and smart, and pretty
  • he can’t do anything about it cause he needs his job
  • zelda, in fear that link would think of her as a rich asshole, does her best to be very friendly and nice to him
  • she tries to make conversation, and asks link about his day and his studies, she talks to him about her own studies and stuff
  • in turn, pining intensifies
  • link has a very vocal siamese rescue name navi
  • he shows zelda pics of her on his phone
  • zelda asks to meet her and link manages to bring navi for a ride one day, cause navi is a weirdly chill cat
  • zelda spends the drive cooing at navi and playing with her
  • link is dying on the driver’s seat
  • meanwhile, zelda has always been Too Focused™ to notice cute boys much
  • but THEN her plan to be very nice to her driver backfires 
  • cause link is not only Very Handsome, he’s cute, and funny, and so so smart, and kind, and not a jackass driver
  • zelda cannot handle this crush
  • MUTUAL PINING ENSUES
  • they become very good friends despite their better judgement
  • and sometimes link stands in as zelda’s fake boyfriend so she can get out of set up dates her parents make for her
  • the first time it happened, he did it umpropted cause zelda’s date was douchey as hell
  • then it became a Thing
  • zelda and link are really dumb
  • (zelda’s mother may or may not have a grumpy pig named ganon who was supposed to be cute and teacup but is instead huge and very spoiled)
  • one day they’re celebrating a summer fellowship link got in the back of the limo
  • he gets tipsy for the first time….on fancy ass champagne
  • the limo is parked but that doesnt stop him from wooing from the roof like he’s seen in the movies
  • (link’s a dork but y’all know this already)
  • zelda is drinking champagne straight from the bottle and giggling at him
  • they fall asleep in the back seat and wake up kinda cuddling
  • it’s awkward and tense, but they move past it
  • when link graduates and leaves the job, zelda surprises him with a smooch 
  • that was link’s favorite graduation present BY FAR
Zelda’s Log #5.5: A (Not So) Noble Pursuit

A/N: This was one of the earliest ideas I had for this series. ‘The Perfect Drink’ Quest is really funny - I have a friend from College who is a lot like Pokki - and I enjoyed running around with an ice block on tow XD

Happy reading! (and drink responsibly!)

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‘You want me to go with you to a bar and have a drink?’, Zelda couldn’t believe his words. ‘We’re underage’.

‘Not anymore!’, he enthusiastically answered. ‘What date is it today?’

‘It’s the second day of the eight moon’, she answered, still not having any idea of what he was planning.

‘When is my birthday, then?’, he playfully asked her. ‘You do remember, don’t you?’

‘Oh’, it dawned on her, slightly embarrassed for forgetting the date, ‘It’s tomorrow!’.

Link nodded with a veiled smile.

‘That’s why I’m going to the canteen after midnight to claim my rite of passage!’, he threw his arms in the air, victoriously, ‘And I’ll become a real man!’

‘Link, you are more than enough man’, she sighed, and kissed his  cheek, ‘You don’t need drinks, or a beard to be a man’s man. You are sweet, gentle, and have a cute baby face; I like that’.

‘You think I’m cute?’, he blushed, eyes sparkling.

‘Yes, just don’t push it’.


They awaited for midnight to arrive wandering through the busy streets of Gerudo Town, crowded despite the late hour. As they turned in a corner, Link quickly stood in front of Zelda and unsheathed his scimitar, facing a figure dressed in a black cloak, face covered.

‘Why are you following us?’, he stepped closer to the suspicious individual, who raised their hands, and started chuckling.

‘How gallant of you, fake vai’, the person unveiled their face.

'Riju?!’, the Hylians asked in unison. She wore an orange veil to hide her identity, just like Link, and different, simpler jewelry than usual.

'I saw you two leaving your quarters quite sneakily’, she smirked, 'and I thought it would be fun to tag along’.

'Buliara will skin me alive if she catches us!’, Link gasped, terrified by the potential outcome.

‘She won't’, Riju calmed him down, patting his back, ‘I told her you would escort me to have some wholesome, fun evening’.

‘You’re devious’, Zelda stated, very serious. ‘And you’re coming with us. But only because I feel deeply your need of experiencing things for yourself’.

‘Does that mean I can have a drink?’, she asked with a bright smile.

‘Absolutely not, young lady’, Zelda objected.

‘Bummer’, she pouted. ‘You are worse than Buliara’.

Once in the bar, Link greeted the barwoman, who immediately recognized him.

‘You came for your first drink, I suppose’, Furosa started putting ice on a bucket immediately. ‘Have a seat with your girlfriends’.

‘Just Palm fruit juice for us, madam’, Zelda ordered with a nervous smile, ‘We’re still underage’.

Party pooper’, Riju’s lips muttered underneath the veil that covered her face. Zelda did not hear her, luckily.

‘Birthday Vai!’ - Furosa clapped to catch everyone’s attention - ‘Behold your first drink!’

The infamous Noble Pursuit consisted of nothing more than a whole Hydromelon emptied out to use as a glass, then filled with rum made with sugar cane from Tabantha, Hydromelon juice, frappé ice, cool Safflina, and a dash of concentrated Voltfruit juice.

‘It’s ridiculously big’, Zelda commented, incredulous at the size of the drink.

‘The noble pursuit is not to get immediately drunk with this!’, the bartender laughed loudly.

Link’s eyes were wide as saucers, still he immediately grabbed the ‘glass’ and started drinking, to Zelda’s bewilderment and Riju’s amazement - she started cheering at the Hylian’s feat.

‘Zelda! Use your Sheikah Slate to take a pic!’, Riju shook Zelda’s arm, ‘That is just epic!’

She swiftly snapped images of Link beating the giant drink.

The empty Hydromelon hit the bar, and the drinker raised his arms in victory. The ladies cheered his feat merrily, specially Pokki.

Link became really chatty, and told mostly stories of his journeys to Zelda and Riju - who got really enthusiastic about the prospect of joining them on one of their trips anytime soon.

But later he looked drowsy, and his speech was erratic and slow.

‘Are you alright, Link?’, Zelda asked, worried about him getting intoxicated.

‘Zelda, he’s just… drunk’, Riju noted, sipping the last of her Palm fruit juice.

‘I feel awesomeee!!!’, Link yelled in a slurred tone, obviously inebriated. ‘I could take down a Moldugaaa…. rite nowww!!!’

The crowd cheered, and Link dashed at an amazing speed to the nearest exit, to Zelda and Riju’s shock, who uselessly gave him chase after paying rushedly their beverages.

‘Let’s chase him with Patricia!’, Riju exclaimed, running as fast as possible with Zelda.

Both girls rode the seal, speeding through the sands, unable to find the runaway hero. Zelda used the scope to scan the horizon, and saw a small seafoam green figure floating in the night sky on a paraglider.

‘He is heading southeast, Riju!’, Zelda pointed at the horizon.

'Arbiter’s Grounds!’, she shouted, ‘Patricia, hurry dear!’

As they rushed towards Link’s location, they saw the bright blue flash of an explosion, then were almost blinded by a bolt of lightning, very familiar to the Princess.

‘Urbosa’s Fury!’, Zelda gasped, ‘He is fighting already!’

As they approached the place, they saw smoke, some chests, Molduga parts, and Link lying on the sand, panting.

‘I …gave that… sand turd… a whipping’, he rose his fist in the air, ‘but now I … don’t feel… so hawt’, he curled in pain. ‘Zelda, help meee…’

‘Goddesses, it’s because you are wasted’, Zelda patted his back, ‘Let’s go back’.

Zelda sent Link to the Daqo Chisay shrine with his slate, to avoid him the ordeal of walking drunk through the desert at night.

The girls found him there, sitting on the floor, almost falling asleep.

Zelda dragged him supporting his dead weight on her back, and the trio miraculously sneaked back to Riju’s quarters.

Link was tucked in his bed, clothes still on.

‘Zelda’, his voice was almost ghoulish, ‘You have saved me twice in one hundred and eighteen years. You’re my heroine.’- his eyelids were almost shutting - ‘I’ll love you forever’.

Zelda chuckled a little, Riju laughed with a snort.

‘I love you too’, Zelda stroked his hair, ‘Sweet dreams’.

A loud snore was his answer.

‘I think I shall reconsider drinking alcohol forever after seeing…’ - Riju circled with her index the bundle Link had turned into - ‘this’.

‘Good idea, Riju’.

The following morning, Link woke up as if nothing happened: no hangover, no headache; just hungry as usual.

And absolutely no recall of anything that happened after having the drink.

Zelda and Riju, both sleepy, slightly cranky and with dark undereye circles, took the time to refresh his memory.

‘I’m never drinking again…’, he affirmed. ‘…until next year! That was awesome!’

‘I should have sent you to the Shrine of Resurrection last night’, Zelda rubbed her temples in resignation. 

anonymous asked:

Scenario for Link getting his first Noble Pursuit? Zelda there to take care of him since the kid can't hold his liquor? And the hangover he has-- bad, terrible or excruciating?

Link’s first Noble Pursuit (Link and Zelda)

Link, don’t drink too much, okay? We still have to get back home. I don’t want to have to drag you back.”

“I’ll be fine.” He tipped the glass back and sighed, setting it down on the counter when he was done.

“Not at that rate.”

“Another, please?”

“Are you trying to die?”

“I’ll be fine, I swear.”

A while later, Link was drunk out of his mind and acting entirely different than normal; very touchy, very talkative, and not thinking before he was speaking.

“Link, no more, we need to go.”

“Nah, let’s stay!”

“Let’s not. We have things to do tomorrow.”

“It’ll be fiiiiiiine~.” He put his arm around her. “Why haven’t you had anything yet?”

“I have to get us home,” Zelda mumbled. “Speaking of which, it’s time to go. Come on.” She stood up and tugged on his arm to get him to follow her. 

“I don’t wanna,” he whined.

“Too bad. Let’s go.” Link grumbled something under his breath but complied.

—-

Link rolled over and clutched his head when the sun filtering in through the window hit his face. 

“Good morning.” Link groaned and put a pillow over his face. 

“It’s not.” Zelda chuckled and set a glass of water by his bed. 

“Drink that. It’ll help, at least a bit. And sit up.” He squinted his eyes shut and pushed himself up with his hands. Zelda helped him sit upright. “There you go. How do you feel?”

“Like I just got trampled by 20 horses,” he mumbled nearly incoherently.

“That’s normal.” Zelda noticed his pale face. “You okay?”

“No. I feel disgusting.” He set his hand on his stomach and froze slightly. Zelda panicked and grabbed a dirty soup pot, shoving it into his arms. She held his hair back out of his face as he vomited into the pot. 

“I told you not to drink that much.”

“Shut up,” he grumbled, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand and coughing weakly. “I remember nothing except that I drank.”

“You didn’t do anything too embarrassing. You talked a lot. A lot. You were loud.” She stopped to rub his back comfortingly as he threw up again. “You told a lot of stories from before you were the appointed knight. The most interesting one was where the guy was dared to eat a dead rat off the floor of the dining hall and it turned out to be alive and half of them shrieked like small children.” Link chuckled slightly.

“That’s a good one.” He rubbed his forehead and closed his eyes. “Can I sleep this off?”

“Drink your water.” Link sighed and slowly sipped at the glass. Zelda grabbed a different soup pot and set it near him. “I guess it’s good that you haven’t cleaned in here in forever.” Once Link finished the water he laid down again with the pillow over his face. 

“Can you close the curtains?” Zelda heard enough of his muffled voice to make out what he was saying and walk over to do just that. 

“See you later, Link,” she said, patting his chest and leaving the room.

Break Me Down Then Build Me Up- Sidlink

Tags/Triggers- slow burn (maybe?), alpha/Omega/beta, hurt/comfort, heat cycles, poor Link what am I gonna do to this kid, mute Link, mentions of child abuse/rape for later chapters (memory stuff, I haven’t written any form of smut before idk how in detail I’ll go but I will mark where these scenes will be for those that want to skip it), yiga clan, happy ending

So yeah those those triggers appear in this chapter…I’m not sure how I’m gonna mark where they are so they can be skipped…I may just not go into detail with them. This is gonna be a royal mess. Anyway…Here ya go.

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Chapter 5

Sidon was disturbed by the increased amount of guards patrolling the Domain as they left the infirmary, the healer quickly making her way to his chambers to keep an eye on Link. He hadn’t ordered for the increase, nor did he recall anything happening to cause such action. Glancing at the princess walking with him to the dining hall he noticed her entire being was tense, eyes hard and still showing signs of anger mixing with raw emotion. This caused more worry to bloom in Sidon’s chest.

As they entered the hall, Zelda took a seat at the far corner and requested the strongest drink the Zora’s had. Sidon blinked before taking a seat next to her, requesting something light to drink, as well as a simple dish for them both. The drinks arrived first. Zelda knocked her drink back in one gulp and requested another. The Zora serving them quickly fetched another, this one Zelda simply sipped, her body slowly relaxing.

“I must apologise for my behavior Prince Sidon…It wasn’t my intention to come across as cold.” She ran a hand over face, sighing deeply.

“You must have your reasons to act that way Princess. I’m only alarmed as to why everyone seems to on edge. What happened while Link and I were at the Reservoir?” Sidon took a slow drink, eyes on Zelda.

She sighed again, staring into her glass and swirling the liquid. “Have you heard of the Yiga Clan, prince?”

“Link told me that he helped the Gerudo retrieve an item from them, and that he’s encountered them across Hyrule. They seem intent on killing him actually…” Sidon frowned.

“They want more from him than his death. Those bastards want to use him to breed…”

Sidon stilled, holding back a snarl that was forming in his chest. “I won’t let them touch my pearl.”

Zelda smiled at him. “I’m glad to hear that…. Hopefully we can stop the attack before you two get married.” She giggled softly at the surprised look on the Prince’s face.

“You mean you approve?”

“Of course I do. I’m giving him away myself.” She took another drink. Sidon tilted his head.

“I don’t mean to be rude Princess but, why are you so willing to let him go? I was certain a battle of dominance was to happen.” Which Sidon was already prepared to win, but he wasn’t going to tell her that.

Zelda’s expression fell, a deep sadness replacing the exhaustion and anger. “Because…I was the reason he lost his voice…”

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^“You little bastard! Get back here!” Link tried to hide, but a rough hand grabbed him by the hair and tossed him into the wall. He felt his ribs cracking, a wheezing sob escaping his lips. The blows on him continued to rain, he blocked his face with his arms.

“Worthless! You tainted my bloodline! To think an omega was born out of a strong line of alphas!” Link felt spit hit his face. “I should kill you like I did your whore of a mother!”

Tears fell. Link has dealt with this since his mother died. He couldn’t escape. He prayed for death…^

A broken whine left his chapped lips. He could hear a soft voice next to him and something cool places on his forehead. Link felt too hot, he wanted Sidon. He didn’t have the energy to open his eyes, he couldn’t speak, couldn’t sign. What was happening to him? He fell back into the spiral of hell he was trying to free himself of as the voice next to him tried their best to sooth his panic.

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“What do you mean by that Princess?” Sidon was very confused. How was it her fault that Link couldn’t speak?

Zelda took a long draught of her drink, leaning back in her chair. “When…When my father was alive, he was set on creating the strongest army possible. Only the strongest alphas were allowed to breed, and only the strongest omegas were allowed to bear those children…“ She gave a half-hearted laugh. “To think that’s how he thought was the only solution to making a strong race. Hylians can be so selfish…All of us use to be that way. The weak ones were used as slaves, either for work or…Pleasure.” Zelda bit out that last part. Sidon’s eyes going wide as he listened.

“After I came of age for my first heat, my father sent his soldiers out to find only the best omega they could find. I’m not sure how they found him, but they brought Link to my chamber. H-he was so skinny, Sidon. Covered in bruises and cuts. I actually laughed at him…” She downed the rest of her drink, when she asked for another she gave a lopsided smile to the server when the Zora asked if she was sure. “I’m sure dear, my mate used to be the Champion of the Gerudo. I had to learn to hold my liquor with that one.” The Zora nodded and refilled the glass.

“I couldn’t smell fear on him. In fact, looking back on it I don’t know how I didn’t sense the goddess power flowing in his veins. But his smell is so…Sweet. Intoxicating. It spurred my heat on, and I…” She took a shuddering breath. “I had him pinned, I managed to take his trousers off even with his struggling. I almost…I almost took him. Until he started -screaming-, and his fear was so strong it snapped me out of my heat. I saw the bruises on his thighs….That -look- on his face…That sheer terror…” Tears were forming in her eyes as she downed half her drink again. “It caught me off guard, and even in his weakened state he had a powerful right hook.” A weak chuckle left her lips. “He pulled his clothes back on and ran off. I’m not sure where he went, or if my father caught him…But…”

Zelda choked on a sob as she continued. “It was about a week after that, the other champions and I were going to the Spring of Courage. When we got there, Farosh was curled around the goddess statue. It scared us. Mipha had smelled the blood….and-and I could hear a voice, begging me to help him.” Her tears were falling faster now. “Link was at the base of the statue, naked, bloodied, so -broken-….That..That gurgling noise he was making. Someone slit his throat. I’m not sure how he was still alive. None of us were sure. When Mipha began healing him, I heard Farosh speaking. Telling me to right my wrong. To take him to the Great Deku Tree, never fail the Hero Of Time again…”

She turned her teary eyes to the prince, only crying more at the look of horror and anger etched in his features. “I promised Farosh. I know I had been harsh on Link, to keep him safe from my father I had to treat him how I did when I knighted him. I know I failed him again when the Calamity came. I won’t fail him again Sidon. I can’t let him look like that again. I won’t allow that terror taint him. I won’t let it taint you.”

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Link sobbed weakly as memories assaulted him, beatings, being violated, over and over again. It made his fever climb, until it suddenly broke, and Link screamed.

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……This is a train wreak. But hey, at least I gave it the old college try. It only gets worse from here. But I promise the ending is happy. Kiba out.

Sidon’s Epic Pining Adventure

Chapter 5: Doomed Thoughts

Author’s Notes: …So. First of all. Sharks don’t have vocal chords. Which utterly betrayed my headcanon that Sidon can be super expressive with fin and gill flares and also makes a variety of involuntary snorts, grunts, roars, growls, purrs, etc based on the situation. 

So. Congrats. Sidon now acts like a fucking cat because purring affectionate zora dad that just puffs out all aggressively when he’s angry is the cutest fucking thing and you fucking know it.

Also this chapter ends on an angst note because it was getting too long and I had to split this one just before important life chats with Dad Dorephan. I’m sorry. 

Second of all, I can guarantee that the rating of this fic will go up.

LET THE PINING BEGIN!

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(I’m going to assume they’re a little aged up for this.  Also, caveat: I have never personally been drunk, so I don’t have a lot of frame-of-reference here.)

Green gets really emotional.  Once while drunk, he tried to hug all four of the others at the same time, saying “I love all you guys” with tears in his eyes.  If he continues drinking past that point, he probably passes out and starts snoring really quick.

Blue tries to tell jokes, but they make less and less sense the more he drinks.  When he’s really drunk, he ends up at the surrealist sort of “Why did the cucco cross the road?  Fourteen!” level of lolrandom humor.

Red holds his alcohol better than you’d expect – or maybe it’s just that he doesn’t have many inhibitions in the first place.  He’s maybe a little more cuddly than usual?  Really hard to tell, considering the baseline is already so high.

Vio doesn’t drink, because he hates feeling like he’s not in complete control of himself.  (He was faking it at the Fire Temple.)

A drunk Shadow is a Shadow who has lost all ability to discern good ideas from bad ideas.  Dare him to do something.  Just about anything.  He will do it.  He’ll probably shout “parkour!” first, too.  The fact that he actually can do parkour is worth nothing, either: he’s gonna fall flat on his face.

One Glass Too Many

Author: Lizziebearfanfiction
Rating: T (Language, Alcohol, Violence)
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Zelda x Link
Length: 2705

I can’t find the prompt this was inspired by, but if I do, I’ll relink it!

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    To celebrate their latest triumph over a local band of bokoblins, Zelda decides that she and Link will go out for drinks. While Link has had the occasional mug of ale, the Princess has not, and a drunken Zelda is an equally angry and affectionate one. Drinks are flung… Fights start and end… And, when all is said and done, the two admit what they’ve been hiding all along.

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anonymous asked:

Scenario where Link becomes of age to drink, and Zelda give him a bit too much liquid courage? Maybe just tipsy enough to go further than first base with her? I'm thinking some smut, borderline nsfw? How about his hangover come morning and Zelda's sobering concoction waiting for him?

i love this hehe i’ll have fun with this one

(sorry yall i haven’t been on my laptop and i prefer answering asks on my laptop so you’ll be seeing lots of asks over the next few hours!)

~mod navi

Tipsy Link (Link and Zelda)

(just for clarification he’s not super drunk only a lil bit, enough to overshare and not really think before he speaks like he can still walk also this may not be 100% accurate as i have never had alcohol before but i’m doing my best)

also link gets very seductive and zelda is into it. enjoy

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Lesson Number One - A Zelink Oneshot

It had been a season since his nuptials to Zelda, and he was convinced that he was the happiest man alive. Marriage brought many wonderful things in the eyes of propriety, and it made his life much easier. But with the end of these societal boundaries that had bound him for so long came the end of his excuses. Being married had forced him to confront one of his most embarrassing failings: that he was woefully inept when it came to anything in the bedroom.

Whoops my hand slipped and I wrote more bashful Link. 

Only God can judge me. 

Check out the AU premise here, and the tag here! Lots of great writing and art! 

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caleb: so what do you wanna do this weekend?

zelda: hmm.. we could watch more american horror story ;)

caleb: *sweats* uh, sure.. it wasn’t even scary.

zelda: hehe, no? you didn’t have to casually look away every once in a while? :)

caleb: >.> what? you expect me to keep my eyes off you for more than a few minutes?

zelda: *blushes* caleb.. you’re making me blush.

rhiannon: *gags* there’s too many couples around me right now.

zoey: maybe we should find you a boyfriend, or a girlfriend? what even are you? straight, gay or bi?

rhiannon: i don’t like to put a label on my sexuality zoey.

zoey: soo.. bi then?

rhiannon: omg..

emily: i’m gonna.. go get more drinks.

zelda: i’ll help you :)

missdellarosa  asked:

Prompt: tp Zelda sneaks out of the castle at evening to meet Link at Telma's bar, to have a friendly chat, but it ends up with the realization they are in love with each other.

I’m so sorry it took so long! I honestly didn’t know how I wanted to write it so I just kinda went with it. Also it’s long but I hope you like it anyway!


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Princess Zelda could hear the distant chattering and laughter, see the orange glow of light within the darkness of the tunnel, almost feel the change from the mundane of the castle to the gaiety just within her grasp. Her heart had picked up its pace and her footsteps a little faster too as she sucked in a breath, a small smile surfacing. She was excited.

Through the doorway she passed and at once she shielded her eyes as she waited for her them to adjust. The atmosphere welcomed her, beckoned her further to join in the drunken mirth, and maybe she would. Looking down at the people below her, average faces, some she recognized, and even her own Hylian knights, watching their flushed, smiling faces, but she did not spot the one who had invited her.

She closed the tapestry that revealed the secret passage and spotted Temla behind the bar. The bar owner smiled up at her and Zelda smiled back; she forgot how long it had been since she’d seen her. Temla nodded her head toward the end of the room where the least amount of people would see, and from up in the rafters Zelda walked to where Temla directed.

“My, Zelda honey, how long as it been?” Temla said as she helped her down.

“Too long, Telma.” The Princess replied and embraced her.

“Link is in the back with a few friends. We can catch up later, I’ll bring you some drinks.” Telma said.

Zelda spotted him from across the room, his gloves and hat had been removed, cheeks lightly flushed and pint of what appeared to be beer in his hand. She watched a smile creep across his face, eyes bright, and then he laughed.

She found herself walking towards him ignoring the stares and leering men sitting at the tables she passed. When Link noticed her his smile widened and he stood to his feet, pulling out his chair for her to take.

“I’m glad you could come,” he said.

“I’m happy you invited me.” Zelda returned.

The others at the table, the same group of people that had aided Link in the taking of Hyrule Castle, The Resistance, greeted her politely. She remembered them, Auru, Ashei, Rusl, and Shad, and each one of them bore a large grin and flushed cheeks.

“We are more than happy to be in your company again,” Rusl said before passing her a pint.

She took it graciously, but did not sip, having no need for it at the moment.

“Does Her Highness even drink?” Ashei jest was riddled with sarcasm, but Zelda heard the friendliness to her tone.

She smirked and said simply, “Here and there.”

“You have?” Shad did not hide his surprise.

“Of course she has! Up in her castle what else is there to do to pass the time?” Auru said with a chuckle. “Any drinking games Zelda?”

She was appreciative of the lack of formality, having no need of it, no desire for it, “A few.”

“Are you any good?”

“I might be,” her tone was nonchalant.

The gang got excited then, both because Telma had brought them hard Hylian whiskey in shot glasses and generously left the bottle, and also due to Zelda’s bold response.

“We shall play!” Auru slapped his hand against the table, his smile wide, his eyes fiery with excitement.

Zelda passed a glance at Link, and he smiled as he stared at her, daring her to accept. Looking back at Auru, she nodded. He then proceeded to explain the simple rules. Drink until the liquor cannot be held. The first to vomit loses.

“I hardly think this game fair,” Zelda said smiling, “You have a head start. I’ll win.”

Auru shook his head, “Bah! This is piss water!” He laughed and she saw Temla glare at him from behind having overheard. Zelda chuckled.

“And besides,” he continued, “you’re a little thing! You’ll be finished after three at most!”

It was Zelda that poured the whiskey and started their game. The gang cheered and drank their liquor was they watched, but it was Link’s eyes she felt most intensely on her as she lifted the shot and drank it down alongside Auru. The alcohol was smooth as it burned it’s way down to her stomach and heating her body. She stared at Auru, the challenge in her eyes.

And they drank together, shot after shot, and everyone watched with surprise and awe as she surpassed their expectations. She and Auru had drank down six shots and she could see the affects of the liquor starting to show in Auru. His cheeks were flushed red, a small bead of sweat had broken out across his forehead, and all brightness had disappeared from his eyes.

“You have no doubt–” Auru swallowed as he attempted to hold down his seventh shot, “exceeded my expectations.”

Zelda sat straight in her seat, her cheeks warm and pink, the corners of her lips turned up. She could not deny that she had become tipsy, but it was nothing she hadn’t experienced before. At least she was having fun this time.

“Do you still wish to continue?” She offered.

“Back down? Not from my own challenge.” Auru found it difficult to lift his arm, his mouth agape, and he blinked as if it clear his head. He tilted his head back as he drank the next shot. Zelda did the same and waited, her hand on the bottle ready to pour them both another glass. Auru blinked again, his breathing heavy as he struggled to compose himself.

“She doesn’t even appear phased,” Shad said to Ashei, “not in the least.”

“Strange to see our Queen drink so much, yeah?”

Zelda opened her mouth to reply, but it was Link who replied, “Castle life is different. Take up her crown first before you cast judgement.”

Ashei crossed her arms in defense, “There is no judgement here, Link. A joke, yeah?”

Before anyone could respond, Auru’s head slammed against the table, his body limp, and everyone laughed at the sight. Zelda sitting proud at the opposite end of the table, her eyes shinning and cheeks warm and pink, had beaten Auru. Rusl took a seat beside Auru and slapped his face, attempting to bring him from unconsciousness while pouring a glass of water. The older man groaned in response.

In between his laughter Shad spoke, “Such a surprise! No small delight!”

“Spill it yeah?” Ashei said with a grin and genuine curiosity, “How often do you drink?”

“Let’s just say I have led a few small council meetings,” she lifted her thumb and pointer finger, a tiny gap between them to explain her point, “just a little bit drunk.”

The group laughed fullheartedly and Zelda shrugged, her lips a smile, unashamed, “May not be my wisest of moments.”

“Abed and unconscious, and you will still remain the wisest in all of Hyrule.” Link said as he finished the last of his pint and the group erupted with laughter. His eyes turned on her and his smile crooked. Zelda however wasn’t sure whether his statement was a compliment or insult, but she did not ponder it long. Something in Link’s eyes–they had remained on her, alit with mirth, yet there something else Zelda was unable to recognize, not with her head fogged by such glee. Or was it the alcohol? Regardless, she found herself drawn to that look, it suited him well.

The evening continued with more drinks and stories. It didn’t take long for Auru to come to, and he too was joining in on the tales and laughter. Link had come to sit beside her while Shad was talking about what he had found in the Sacred Grounds.

“I’m sure your own discoveries are worth sharing,” Zelda whispered.

“There is only one person that would fully appreciate my stories.” Link returned, his voice even and smooth.

Zelda smiled, her heart warming at his flattery, “You have yet to tell me much of your journey.”

She watched Link as he tilted his head back to take a shot of whiskey, her eyes following the line of his neck, the bulge that moved as he swallowed, the vein that seemed to pulse and beckon her. She felt a disturbing desire to sink her teeth into that vein, to lick it and kiss it and suck it to red. Her eyes wandered to his jaw, and she imagined soft kisses there, and she felt her heart pound.

Her eyes then found his, a questioning look in them and Zelda realized she had been staring and he in turn had been staring back at her. Her blood drained from her face, skin crawled, and her stomach flipped and fluttered. Biting her lip she ripped her gaze from him and reached for her drink. Link rested on top of hers, stopping her from taking her drink. She stared at him and there was a challenge in his eyes, daring her to shy away. Zelda stared back just as intently.

“Goddesses, I love you,” Link said.

Zelda’s eyes widened at such an uncharacteristic, blunt yet brazen admission. Her heart beat quickened and cheeks flushed hotter than any drink could. Link, realizing his mistake, removed his hand from hers, the challenge in his eyes fading to embarrassment as he fumbled with his fingers.

“What was that Link?” Rusl chuckled.

Zelda then understand just as Link did that their friends has overheard. Looking at them, each one of them staring with such mischief at such new knowledge–jokes for the future at Link’s expense–there was nothing either of them could do to erase what was said. Zelda watched Link, his eyes downcast, embarrassment morphing into shame and regret.

“Telma,” Zelda called her over.

“Yes honey?”

“Another round for everyone please.” Zelda said with a smile, “I shall pay for it all myself.”

Ashei and Shad cheered and Auru chuckled in agreement.

“Now Zelda, that is not–” Rusl began.

“Oh do not worry, dear friend. Besides, tonight’s events are not over. We all have many things to discuss.” She returned lightly.

The drinks came and Zelda watched as they all drank. Link did too, refusing to touch any more, eyeing Zelda warily from time to time. She then asked him to walk her back the castle, and he agreed, thankful for the chance to get away from the gang, and he walked with her back through the secret passageway she had taken.

“Don’t worry Link,” she said with a smile, “ none will remember what transpired this night.”

He looked at her, “Is that why you asked for another round?”

“It is.”

He paused and the silence echoed through the stone tunnel.

“Will you remember?” He asked.

She grinned at him, giddy, “It takes much more than a drinking game and meek liquor to make me forget.”

At this Link said nothing but the concerned remained in his features. Zelda took his hand and her right arm gripped his upper arm as she leaned against him, placing her head on his shoulder as they walked. She felt Link tense at first before relaxing against her.

“I wouldn’t want to forget tonight Link. I love you too.”

Zelda + champions reacting to s/o being totally fucking hammered

Link:

  • Link isn’t too concerned until they’re falling all over the place
  • Then it’s time to go home!!
  • Does his best to make some tea or something 
  • Other than that doesn’t care too much as long as it doesn’t get out of hand
  • Horrible drinking buddy tho

Zelda:

  • She’ll drink with them will stop when she’s feeling tipsy
  • Not too concerned, but doesn’t let her guard down
  • Is low key jealous that they can have a wild night but she can’t but she gets over it quickly. 
  • Doesn’t rlly know what to do?? 
  • Is low key secretly learning mixology to impress them

Reveal:

  • Is drunk too
  • He was playing a drinking game with them 
  • Possessive as fuck, especially when he is the one drunk
  • If they pass out he’d take you home but not without drawing shit on their face except failing epically because he can’t draw shit
  • Blames it on Link
  • He will do the Hyrule equivalent to a keg stand
  • Cries a lot when he’s drunk

Urbosa:

  • Will not leave their side
  • Doesn’t trust Revali anywhere near them
  • May or may not be drunk too but who knows because she’s always perfect
  • Probably force feeds them hydromelons
  • Won’t let them go anything stupid

Daruk: 

  • He has no clue what the fuck  is going on
  • “Mipha are they dying??????”
  • Seriously though has no clue but pretends to 
  • Tries to play cards or something
  • Like he really wants to play cards for some reason

Misha: 

  • Doesn’t know what to do 
  • Should she let you have a good time or take them home to be safe?
  • Stays by their side
  • Nurses their hangover
  • Is worried they might become an alcoholic or something
  • Very protective 

Title: PROFESSOR MAXIMOFF.

Summary: Zelda Ruiz is an 18 year old mexican/american mutant, she can stop and travel through time, when she arrives to Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, on her first day she meets Peter Maximoff, the silver haired guy with awesome musical taste who turns out to be her teacher.

Parts: 6/?

Fandom: X-Men | Days of Future Past | Apocalypse.

Love interest: Peter/Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver.

Characters: Peter Maximoff | Anne Marie / Rogue | Bobby Drake / Iceman | Pyro | Cypher |

Warnings: Main character falls in love with Peter Maximoff, her music professor. | 12 year age gap | Swearing | Spanglish | Spanish |

Notes: At first this was going to be a Reader x Peter fanfic but it was really hard for me to do it so I created a main character, but you can imagine it’s you.

The story takes place in 1990.

I am really sorry if my English kinda sucks but it’s not my first language.

Feedback is always welcome.

Pd. PLEASE DON’T HATE ME, I PROMISE THIS IS WORTH IT.


“Zel! Where have you been?” Anne asks, she’s sitting on the couch, drawing.

“Uh, I, I…”

“You went to Coney Island.” She says, I feel the color leaving my skin.

“How do you know that?”

“Zel, you’re carrying a pink dinosaur, and you smell like sand and cotton candy.”

“Ohh, right, sorry, I’m just a bit tired.” I leave Gunther on my bed and walk to the wardrobe, I take out Peter’s Pink Floyd shirt and a pair of cotton pajama shorts.

“I’m going for a soda with Bobby and John, want to come?”

“Sure, give me a second.”  I get up, grab my hoodie and close the door behind me.


We arrive to the cafeteria, Bobby and John saved us a seat next to the window, I make my way to the table while Anne gets the drinks.


“Zelda.” Bobby says.

“What?” I sit in front of them.

“Why are you wearing Maximoff’s shirt?”

“This is not Maximoff’s shirt…” I begin to say.

“It’s his favorite shirt, everyone knows that, he says it brings him good luck or something.”

“Zel, have you been secretly hooking up with him?” John asks.

No I haven’t been hooking up with Maximoff, but damn, I wish I had.

“Why would I be hooking up with Maximoff John, it makes no fucking sense.” I grunt.

“Then, why are you wearing his shirt?”

“this shirt is Doug’s “ I blurt the fist name that pops into my mind.


They are still laughing when Anne arrives with the drinks.


“Whoa guys, what did I miss?” Says Anne as she sits next to Bobby.

“Zelda says she’s wearing Doug’s shirt, I say it’s bullshit, that shirt is Maximoff’s.” Bobby says.

“Of course is Doug’s…”

“Maximoff? There’s no fucking way that shirt is Maximoff’s.”

“Thanks Anne, finally someone is speaking with logic.”

“But, I don’t think that shirt is Doug’s either, I believe you are having a secret affair with someone, you went to Coney Island today and I’m 100% sure you weren’t on your own, you suck at fair games and you were carrying a pink dinosaur.” She smirks.

“I-I was with Doug, for real.”

“Look, there he is.” John points at the door, Doug is standing there, searching for a table, wearing blue pajama bottoms and a white shirt. “Why don’t we ask him?”

“Don’t you dare Lighter.”

“I want to know too Zel.” Anne laughs.

“DOUG! OVER HERE!” Bobby waves at him and he makes his way to our table.

“Hey guys!” I stand up, giving him an awkward hug. “Um, hey Zel:”

“Doug, we’re so happy you are here, we wanted to ask you a question.” John chuckles.

“Um, yeah, it’s okay.” Doug is the kind of person that “Um's” a lot.

“You see that shirt Zelda is wearing?” Bobby points, Doug nods. “Is that shirt yours?”

Fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit crap.

“Yeah, of course it’s his shirt, right honey?” I say, resting my head in his shoulder.

“Is it Zel?” He shooks his head.

“Yeah, totally, you gave it to me after we slept together last night.” Bobby and John open their eyes in surprise.

“Oh, right babe.”  Doug holds my hand, I look at him. “I’m going to kill you.” He whispers.

“No shit, since when have you been dating guys?” Bobby asks.

“Um, we’ve been dating for about 4 hours.” Doug nods.

“You got to third base before being his boyfriend, Doug, you’re officially life goals.” Johny says, he lets out a grunt after I kick him.

“And when were you going to tell us, it’s not fair Zel, we share a room and you never told me you liked Doug.”

“We were waiting to make it official, he asked me to be his girlfriend today at Luna Park.”

“Yeah, I took her to the Cyclone, and we had Ice Cream.”

“Well, congratulations lovebirds, I’m amazed but you guys make a cute couple.” Anne greets us.


The rest of the night passes in a blur, we move from the cafeteria to one of the common rooms, the one that happens to be next to Peter’s room, and I’m stuck with Doug, we share one couch, I sit on his lap while we talk, Bobby, Anne and John go to sleep an hour later, I try to go but Doug grabs my hand.


“Zelda, would you please explain me why did you tell everyone I was your boyfriend?” Doug asks, he seems mad, I don’t blame him.

“If I tell you, promise me you won’t tell anyone, not Anne, and specially not Bobby or John.” I beg.

“I won’t but you better have a good reason because I’m about to kill you right now.”

“It’s Maximoff.” I sigh, “We’ve been hanging around since that day at music class, when we sang The Cure’s Lullaby.”

“Wait wait wait, you’re telling me that you’ve been sneaking all around New York with Maximoff? The rumors were true then.”

“Yeah, I mean, we’re good friends, but if Xavier finds out, he’ll kill me, he already lectured me about boundaries between professors and students.”

“Zel, you know my mutation allows me to read body language and to understand the truth within every sentence you speak?”

“Doug, you tell me that everytime we talk.”

“You are in love with him, madly in love with him.”

“I know, but he’s like a shit ton of years older than me, and that would never work.” I sit back on the couch and bury my face in a pillow.

“Zel, I’ll help you, you’re one of my best friends and if you’re in love with Speedy Gonzales, I’m going to help you.” I start laughing.

“Thanks Doug, you’re the best, please don’t kill me.” I say, hugging him.


Peter’s POV.


When Wanda was six, I took her to her first day at school, I stayed there, while she waved me goodbye before entering the classroom and way after the doors were closed, in that moment, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and I realized how much I loved Wanda, I mean, I obviously love her because she’s my little sister but I was 16 and I didn’t really worry about any other things than stealing video games and records, but I realized how much it would hurt me if something happend to her, I wasn’t going to let anybody hurt my little girl, I owed that to my mom, my dad was a dick, but that didn’t mean I was one too.


Charles, Hank and Logan appeared in my front door a week after, we broke into the Pentagon and released Magneto, according to Logan, we had changed the future, saving the mutants from the Sentinel program that Bolivar Trask was desinging, they thaught me I could use my powers for the greater good, but it wasn’t until 1983 when I decided to do something about it, I joined Raven, Jean, Scott, Kurt, Hank and Charles to defeat Apocalypse and his horsemen, we became the X-Men’s second generation alongside with Ororo.


Two years later, I told Magneto he was my father, he was shocked at first, and he became distant, shortly after, I learnt I had another sister, Lorna, and Magneto had no other choice than to work in our relationship, we’ve improved since then, and I get to see the girls pretty often, but I never felt like I belonged.


I mean, Xavier’s was great, everyone was pretty understanding and supportive, but I always felt like an outcast, partly because of Magneto being my dad, but I always longed for someone who liked the same things I liked, someone who enjoyed music, comic books, videogames, someone I could talk to about my problems, about concerts, the girl I wanted to introduce to my girl, the kind of girl who would play with Wanda and her Barbies because she wanted to, but that person never arrived and I eventually got used to the loneliness.


Lorna and my mom set me up for blind dates but it wasn’t okay, I believe they didn’t get the concept of having chemistry with someone.


I tried college and I dropped it on the third semester, it was just too boring, why did we have to study about the color symbolism in every damn Shakespeare play if threats like Apocalypse were wandering freely all around the Universe? Somehow my dad convinced Charles I’d be a good teacher, so he offered me to teach music, and I’ve been teaching here for 3 years, and my mom was glad I had a steady job.


And then Zelda arrived.


With her sharp questions, sarcastic comments, her blue hair and her hazel eyes, filled with curiosity,  and her smile is enough to light up even the darkest of my days.


On Friday’s, after binge watching horror movies, she’d fall asleep in my arms, while whe listened to The Smiths, Radiohead or whatever she wanted, she had taken the control over my record player.


That night, afterI left Zelda in her room, I felt the kind of pain you feel when you miss someone, I take two hours to convince myself that I need to make a move before I screw everything up, and I make up a plan.


When I open the doors of my room, I hear her voice in the common room, my heart beats faster as I speed up to find her, she’s sitting in some guy’s lap, with her head resting on his shoulder, I recognize him, Doug, he’s in her class and has his arms wrapped around her shoulders, giving her small kisses on the top of her head, and the sharp pain I felt when I took Wanda to school on her first day, comes back.


I speed back to my room, taking out a backpack from underneath the bed, I begin to fill it with random clothes


I wait, as the voices fade away in the hallways, I lock my room and walk to the front door, I close it behind me, and start running, it takes me a while.


I don’t want to think, but I can’t help it either.


She’s fucking 18 Peter, she’s not into you, don’t you see? You were his toy all the time, she was just playing with your feelings.


I try to keep running, but focusing on the road is difficult when tears are blocking your sight.


I finally give up, somehow I arrived to a park, and throw myself into the grass, sobbing.


It’s the first time I ever cried because of a girl, and it sucks, because I love her.

TP zelink hc: Zelda can drink Link under the table. He challenged her to a drinking game because he assumes it will be a very easy victory and he really wants to see her drunk (she declined numerous times because how childish and undignified). Eventually she accepts so he won’t pester her anymore. Two bottles of wine later, Zelda is stone cold sober staring at the pathetic sight that is Link passed out on the floor next to her. He later finds out her tolerance is so high because she hates the rest of the nobility so much she constantly drank at events just to make it through them