Now, ever since I finished Zero Time Dilemma, there has been a
burning question plaguing my mind. Perhaps it is the most tricky puzzle
in the entire zero escape series. It is a question which I am sincerely
surprised the fandom has not yet addressed. And that question is: ‘If Phi’s boobs are D Cup, how long is Sigma’s dick?’
hear me out. We all know that the two factors are connected. In VLR we
are supposedly told that Phi’s boobs are C Cup, to which Sigma replies:
that there is a mathematical relationship between the dick length of
Sigma (which shall henceforth be named SDL - Sigma Dick Length) and the
size of Phi’s boobs (PBS - Phi Boob Size). This could easily be
interpreted as a bewildered sarcastic remark. HOWEVER, we as human
beings perceive sarcasm primarily through tone of voice. Thus, as Sigma in VLR is not voice acted, we cannot know whether he was being sarcastic, or whether he was informing us sincerely that there was a direct relationship between his dick length and Phi’s boob size.
This mystery only comes to mind because of a drastic change in information presented in ZTD, namely:
To which Sigma replies:
Thus acknowledging the uncanny transformation.
this leads us to the burning question: If Sigma was telling the truth
in VLR, and there is a mathematical relationship between PBS and SDL, how long is Sigma’s dick anyway? If Phi’s boobs are actually bigger than C Cup, surely Sigma’s dick is longer than 12 inches?
no mathematician. This is probably clearly indicated by the fact I’m
here doing so little with my life that I have time to write a hypothesis
like this. But, I have attempted to calculate the true SDL, based on
PBS:SDL ratio suggested in the first screenshot. Hopefully this handy
table shall be helpful in explaining the issue:
these simple sums we can learn that, indeed, if what Sigma said in VLR
is true, and if Phi’s boobs are actually Ds, then Sigma’s dick can only
be 16 inches long.
So, clearly some of these facts aren’t true or Diana is a very lucky lady.
Phi: What’s your blood type? Sigma: How would I know? Phi: How would you not!? Sigma: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups? Phi: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!